Be non-muslim

>be non-muslim
>the airport check is between 1-5 minutes
>be muslim
>the airport check is between 60-120 minutes

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>be british
>airport check in is 60-120 min

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>be romanian
>have only heard about airports from the television and internet
>look like muslim despite not being one
>get enriched by town rapist

Whats airport check?

Lmao

They inspect your penis, to make sure you are not hiding a bomb in your urethra.

I saw somalis in kraków airport, they even had hijabs and shit. I wonder how long did they inspect them for

>be german
>nobody laughs about your jokes
>Austria starts another world war just to cheer you up

I thought you said turkish at first and laughed but then I reread that and it makes no sense

The joke is that the brit is a muslim

>germany of all countries making this joke

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Last time we went on holiday my father decided it was a good idea for him to stand in line behind Muslims who were bringing shitloads of food in aluminium foil with them because "their line was the shortest!"
Now take a guess who took the longest to make it past security

>60-120 minutes
that's 1-2 hours you stupid cigan

Yet you still clean the shit out of german-turkish toilets. Makes you think huh?

The amount of brownies in Münich seemed to me to be lower than in London actually, so the joke is somewhat justified I guess. Can't speak for Berlin though

Munich is much whiter compared to the rest of Germany tbf

It isn't but it's not London tier either.

>be muslim
>the airport check is because 9-11

I was deliberately trying to avoid visiting big cities on my trip to Germany and therefore Münich ended up being the largest city I had visited, so maybe you're right

I mean London is literally like 52% white so it's not a very fair comparison

52% white is a very respectable number for a western European capital.

lol no I think only Paris would be lower but France doesn't collect race stats so idk

>be muslim
>Greetings friend! You have been selected for a random body-cavity search.