Robinhood >Commission free and no minimum to open robinhood.com
Interactive Brokers >Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access interactivebrokers.com
TD Ameritade >$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service tdameritrade.com
Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans) >2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process degiro.eu
what are you talking about? my dudeweed stocks are all up 5-8%
Luis Phillips
Thanks based fellow Texanon. WTF just happened lol? >DOWN DOW DOWN
Noah Gomez
3.12 MB JPG It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup! (Retoast edition)
What're you eating how're you doing?
I'm having a pesto chicken gyro today with fresh tzatziki, pretty based. I'm up a couple percent today thankfully. Protective WEAT put was smart.
Reminder that I will be on vacation from tonight into the next Tuesday so a little over a week. I'll try to lunchpost when I can however, mobile internet is rife with fags that get IP's banned. I hope you all have a good football weekend if I don't see you later!
>at "work" >aka sitting at home with basecamp open waiting for assignments >still get paid to shitpost and watch youtube till I'm assigned something nice
Adam Moore
Yummy fries! Nothing but coffee and nicotine, they should call me chemical Ali. I'll miss you!
i remember years ago when someone told me about Rooibos it was 2am, and some boomer (60+, grey hair) decked out in cammo head to toe (looked like he just got back from deer camp) saw me looking at different teas in meijer, told me to try out rooibos, and it was amazing drink it all the time ever since
i smoke cigs, occasional bong rips, but thats not whats in the jar (pic related is)
why? its about to be even more messy, and about to smell terrible too
ive been in and out of the kitchen for the past 2 hours
agreed GOAT big supermarket
you in Michigan too?
yes, its almost impossible to do for more than one year in a row without some kind of substance abuse
my good friend has been roofing for 5 or 6 years now, hes ripped as fuck, but a complete alcoholic now, and most of his coworkers are mild opium addicts
its good money, but if you dont reinvest half your wage into healthcare, it will tear you apart
great summer job for teenagers, especially ones who play non-summer sports
so goddamn is it time for me to long the russell AGAIN? i caught it this morning scalped the last 45 mins, and now it wants me to do it all over again? can i really go 3 for 3 like that?
Andrew Turner
thank you trump
Parker Wilson
>pic youre right senpai, i shouldnt daytrade anymore 2 for 2 is good enough imma go play CS. just started it last night desu
this feels like a beartrap but i dont know desu. the hourly chart on IWM is saying it should bounce again, but its hard to tell if itll just keep repeating like it has been the last couple days.
That's literally Elon smoking a blunt. The tobacco wrapper around the marijuana is an amazing combination, and everybody should try it.
Alexander Torres
>be me >wake up >turn computer on >open tastyworks >down 4%
Owie
Jason Ramirez
LOL im listening to it rn even joe rogan is like >aww man you prolly cant cuz stockholders an shieeet then the absolute madman does it
yea im aware he better enjoy those expensive ones while he can. hes gonna be smoking white owls before too long
Henry Bell
TSLA crashing because CAO left after 1 month on the job. Not because of elons split pin Joe Rogan. In fact musk probably did it as cover for the drop. He knew the CAO was leaving before he scheduled the interview
Cooper Scott
Trying to make an account on Interactive Brokers and I need to add sources of income. How do I enter that I'm a NEET that gets an allowance from my parents. There's also a % sign next to the amount, not sure what that means.
Is this the face he will give the SEC investigators? Blunt and all.
Levi Hernandez
How are weed stocks doing today?
Jason Cruz
aww hes bill clinton-ing it tho
Luis King
Holy fuck imagine him sitting across from the feds smoking it up
Kayden Anderson
watching this and flipping back and forth between that and the stock giving up entirely is just fucking GR8
Brandon Bennett
I think Elon has just checked out. He knows the end is coming, he lost his cutie trap girlfriend, he's never going to have money problems on a personal level and if he goes to prison it will be club fed for a couple of years.
Aaron Green
>Feds sitting across looking at elon >Elon sitting there smug with joint in hand >"Well gentlemen I suspect that everything is in order?" >Y-yes mr. Elon sir..." >Feds nervously leave sweating heavily
Jace Williams
What sort of stuff do you guys do to make money from home outside of your normal pleb jobs?
I want to accumulate more investments in my spare time, 40 hours a week isn't enough I want more
dude that part where joe asks him >dont you think people would wanna be like you and elon just str8 goes >no one would want to be me >you cant turn it off >it may sound great if you can turn it on >but what if you cant turn it off?
I was doing side jobs after the flood. Installing doors and laying trim. I could’ve made bank if I wouldn’t have been working on my own house at the same time. Now I have a gig reading water meters for the city. Takes one weekend a month but it pays $450.
Ian Stewart
fucking cringe
Juan Ward
THANK YOU TRUMP
SO FUCKING BASED
SAVED MY ASS
Aaron Carter
>ELON taking long drags on the blunt filling the room with viscous dark smoke >Feds coughing, eyes blood red watering, the contact high making them woozy
Nathan Gutierrez
Oh god he lost himself in his own mind when he was on lsd. That was his version of, >If only you knew how bad things really are
Andrew Watson
collect dividends
actually thought about becoming an uber driver and just do it midmorning saturdays but it doesn't seem worth the hassle
Evan Rogers
i just watched a 10 min clip of that bit on the joe rogan show
in that time TSLA lost +1% and 518 9/21 50 strike bankruptcy puts were bought
wew
Ryder Hernandez
nothin. normal job will pay overtime if I wanna work extra hours, which I'll do sometimes if I don't have anything to do on some weekend
Jonathan Anderson
What are good funds for Russia? I think I'm gonna invest in Mr. Putin's vision
Jonathan Green
my 50 strike puts expire in january, not september, because I'm only half tarded
Jacob Nelson
>Two shadowy figures enter the room >That will be all Mr. Clayton, we will take it from here. >Mr. Musk, we seem to have a problem
Sister actually did that and the Uber eats thing for a while. she said the main problem is the gas cost is a large offset of whatever costs you do make, so unless you get really good mileage expect high as hell gas costs
Xavier Peterson
RUSL for long, RUSS for short
let's just say that Russia's national mascot is the bear for a reason
Whats everyones political orientation when it goes to economics? Bonus points if you want to talk about social issues but I'm just curious how /smg/ feels the economy should really be ran.
