/brit/

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amen, brother

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sneed's suck and fuck

bad intentions hewwww

I was convinced I ran over a womble on my scooter when I was a lad

still don't know what that was. wombles don't exist right?

me on my arse taking a spill waheee x

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bro you just posted cringe

yum

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I fucked a brown Filipina girl then she ghosted me so I started wanking to thai/filipina girls and now I cant go back to normal porn help
i dont want to have a halfbrown/asian baby

Mate wombles are real I hit one with a scooter when I was but a lad

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Got in trouble doing that once.

hope he gets some horrible brain eating parasite from eating a dirty rat

Reckon these 5g signals will cause cancer

Why tho

It's good protein.

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wish I had a gf with qt feet

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reckon you're a moron

Unironically higher IQ than you lmao.

Don't worry m8 I'm a gypsy and reading your fortune it turns out you're infertile. Shag away.

They aren't human.

aren't you like a bricklayer or something

Lads why do Chinese people eat sewer runoff and rats wtf

Yes that's why it's okay to kill and eat them.

thanks gypsyman, you out my mind at ease

Need her to pass gas in the general vicinity of my nostrils.

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bricklayers have VERY strong grips and thick forearms

a bricklayer will knock you out in one and kill you in two

Not really no. I don't lift a finger. English council house dossers are easily exploitable lmao.

She was cute in the first couple of films but she's an ugly old hag now.

>in the first couple of films

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A bricklayers fists havent yet crosses a skull as thick and dense as mine

your par game is weak brother

your larp is so weird and cringe

We're the same age though. I desired Hermione when we were both twelve but not any more.

peter has 103 pars!!

I'm two years older than Emma and was 14 when the first movie came out and I wanted to bang her then.

205

rolling a zoot

pedo

Indian colleague seems annoyed when I ask him to do the needful

hows the gf doing

youtu.be/ac7qqiXlfNg

The only cringe around here is you, spastic little english poof.

sj got 5 for the 4 that's 2 years and a bit more

Guys, /sp/ is dead. Please come back.

fine thanks

>31 and on Jow Forums
utterly grim

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/brit/ is a /sp/ refugee thread after the janny went nuts

>31 and posting scat and fart fetish fantasy’s on Jow Forums
****

not english lol and your larp is exceedingly obvious

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Kinda wanna go fight with the HK protestors

>Kinda wanna go fight with the HK protestors

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Honestly you wouldn't know whether I was a larp or not because you genuinely know nothing about travellers. Stop acting like you do.

more like the incel edition

>>Kinda wanna go fight with the HK protestors

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based china is at it again

Wombles are real for I seen one with mine eyes

tune
youtube.com/watch?v=F6emGGwGqhI

>Multinational Call Centre Bants: 101
>Make fun of Indians saying 'Do The Needful'

by next week, might have a strapon in me arse lol x

to be fair to the lib dems it isn't like they have a proven track record of abandoning whatever they were pretending their principles were and supporting the opposite of the thing they said they supported yesterday, maybe this is an anomaly

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>by next week, might have a strapon in me arse lol x

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>come back to brit after a year off
>first thing I see is someone LARPing as a gyppo (A FUCKING GYPPO)

Good to be back guys

Kinda wanna go fight against the HK protestors

and if my nigga got beef then it's my war
how many niggas in your set would you die for
and if a nigga got shot would you shoot back
you got a gun but you don't know how to use that
mind how you talk on the phone
my two pitbulls walk around on their own
it's best that you leave me alone
my bro got his watch from sierra leone

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Great-granddad LITERALLY found a wife by placing an ad in a local newspaper saying something to the tune of "34 year old gentleman, enjoying an income of 350 pounds a year, wishes to marry a lady of good character under the age of 30" and he was married for life six months later. She even had a dowry. Granddad showed me the ad.

we already have a strapon in our arses if you think about it... a strapon called life... have good night my sweet friend

I'm not a gyppo you spastic uni poof. I'm an Irish Traveller.

Back in the olden days

based

I got Thursday off from the warehouse. We could go if ya want?

Hong Kong? More like Long Dong.

Maybe Chris is related to Anne Boleyn after all.

are dowries still a thing?

>never been to uni
>always called 'em Gyppos

Simple as

>to be fair to the lib dems it isn't like they have a proven track record of abandoning whatever they were pretending their principles were and supporting the opposite of the thing they said they supported yesterday, maybe this is an anomaly

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dearfach tv

prove me wrong

not afraid to call the irish gyppos but I refrain from doing it around my egyptian gf

Called them gyppos to who exactly? To your mates behind closed doors. I'd break your face and any other angloid for that matter.

Your mum gave me a dowry to suck my knob. Seemed weird but ya dad insisted on givng it to me before she sucked me off.

He said your mum was well up for it but then I suppose he was forcing her head down while she cried so maybe she wasn't entirely keen.

Need a girl, preferably Emma Watson, to fart on me knob.

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Terrible LARP.
But such a weird choice too because it's so obvious you're not

I do as I like in the UK. Don't recognise no royalty or government. No brit will tell me otherwise because they're all a pack of cowards.

when it was a principle of the lib dems to support jeremy corbyn

When one of my best friends got married (I got to be best man) they got a newly built eight-bedroom house with a large garden from the bride's family as a wedding gift. They're not even that rich, they just splurged on their only child I guess.

same

>they just splurged on their only child I guess.
wtf sick bastards

Go get the paper from the shop for me, there's a good lad.

*takes out 60p from under my foreskin and puts it on your already waiting outstretched tongue*