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Even Americans have to admit this is pretty fucking based
Joseph Young
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Noah Richardson
nooooo not alaska
Grayson Morgan
Wow two of them huh
Henry Morales
B 52 is a good target
Brody Mitchell
Dear Russia, please return the Alaskan panhandle to Canada once you've completed the annexation of Alaska. Thanks
Chase Sanders
>It’s been almost a week since a nuclear-powered engine exploded in Russia. Jeffrey Lewis, Director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program at Middlebury Institute of International Studies and Ben Rhodes, former Deputy National Security Advisor to President Obama join Andrea Mitchell to discuss what we now know about the incident.
They have to learn to fly them first
Brandon Morales
Russia placing russian nukes in russia!? Holy shit based.
Hudson Murphy
America then
>"An attack on one is an attack on all."
America now
>"Pffft it's just Alaska. Unironically hope they nuke Commiefornia and Jew York while they're at it. Also Florida."
Jordan Sullivan
Can't bomb them if they're already in the air
Juan Sanders
>LOOK, AMERICA-SENPAI. PLEASE NOTICE ME.
Pretty pathetic desu.
Leo Sanders
Shut your filthy whore mouth we keep the shit hovel poor northern states afloat with our tourism bucks.
Sebastian Richardson
Based ladyboy poster
Jackson Jenkins
No one goes to theme parks anymore, I was in Miami last week. Can't even find shark teeth on the beaches anymore.
Carson Mitchell
Miami is a shit hole Castro saw to that. West Palm or Key Largo is where It's at.
Easton Foster
i love alaska and all the states in the union, but russia threatening alaska is like the US threatening siberia
Christian Long
Russian incursions in the Arctic literally happen all the time, you just never hear about it.
t. lives right next to a air base
Aaron Young
Yeah no key energy production happening there
Tyler Walker
HAHAHA BASED I TYPE SO IRONICALLY BASED AND REDPILLED THIS ORIGINALLY REFERS TO THE AUTISTS OVER AT POL BUT I MYSELF USE THE TERM IRONICALLY
Anthony Price
Are you having a stroke?
Alexander Torres
Why? Did your thai family assimilate with the Cubans?
Jackson Myers
Just vacationing. Universal Studios was a wash.
Noah Morgan
>HAHAHA BASED
imagine that right now Crimea is back to the economical and political position it was before ukryinian bydlo gave it to Ukraine.
Wyatt Sullivan
kek. fun fact check: it is enough just one of them to turn Alaska and West Canada into shiny smoking ash place..