I am an atheist and tired of it. Which religion should I follow?

You might read Nietzsche.

Peer pressure in your banana republic?

Just become a New England Congregationalist at least you’ll end up well educated and progressive.

Catholicism

>suck Gayreek cock for your entire life
No thanks

Checkout some anime stuffs. The weebs love that.

Why is that always americans who start talking about cocks and gays?

You’re the one who brought ((((Greek)))) “orthodoxy”.

Mormonism unironically

Catholicism, you have to come home user.

Come to the real OG Christianity! Listen not to babbling protestants.

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>he hates hellenism
>he hates byzantine
>he lives in the coutry where >60% of male population were huhed.
very cool. The Apotheosis of Western civilazation with its misleading churches.

You can't "follow" a religion, you're either born into it and indoctrinated thoroughly enough to BELIEVE or you're just pretending. It's not really possible to start believing in arbitrary man-made beliefs of system as an adult.

Search for the true religion user , don't let user tell you what to do

Paganism unironically

system of beliefs*

That's not true , they are lots of people who convert to other religions

I can't believe. Even has a kid it just seemed ridiculous I'll never understand how people does it

I was an atheist all my life and now I am a genuine polytheist.

None, they are all shit, just believe in God and read the Bible, it is nothing trascendental in the spiritual base but it is worth 10 thousand years of human research in how we behave sociologically

Actually we have over 200,000 eastern orthodox practitioners already. Supposedly we had the largest mass conversion in over 1000 years, not since st basil converted or something.

Which one?

Go with whatever one is suitable to your ethnicity I guess. Roman paganism?

God is not a person but an abstract entity, the Bible starts explaining you exactly that, God is verb, is the action itself, is what moves the universe, then you have what is more interpersonal, which is the second part of the Bible, apparently "God" believed in eugenics and selectively took the people he wanted to breed starting modern civilization, that God is more of a guide of what makes society functional and what don't, and so what you should do with your life to help society.

You know there's a middle ground between actively disbelieving in god and believing in god, it's called not giving a shit.

Make use of your amerindian genetics and become animist/pagan. Worshipping placentas is high IQ.

ORTHODOX CHRISTIANITY OR SUNNI ISLAM

Based

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neopaganism

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Become Presbyterian or Reformed Baptist.

>le I use old Greek and Aramaic words I’m so mysterious
>my religion is post Roman fat Arab urban elite gibberish le it’s so archaic and traditional
>le my people are meme tier suffering addicts so I feel empty nihilistic pleasure at my cult which says suffering is holy
B-based?

Stop larping and watching varg.

aztec sun god

Pagans don't "make sacrifices" unless it's giving something back to nature like food that you got from meat or a plant
Christmas is a Pagan tradition

preferably no religion and dedicate time to sciences and philosophy, but if there has to be a religion then neopaganism would be the most ethical.

Science like the most people today

the only thing that matters about a belief is whether it will save you in afterlife or not
what's the point of aesthetic bullshit if you're still going to get burned in hell for eternity?

The question doesn't make sense. You can be an atheist and follow a religion at the same time.

worth converting?

value is subjective

Just make up your own set of beliefs
That's what I did

You could always be an enlightened centrist agnostic morally right cunt like me and worship the idea that i might not even burn in hell.

>sacrificing children
>ethical
lmao

I'm kinda considering going to my local episcopalian church

1. it's like catholocism without the pope
2. none of that lazy ass sola fide shit, salvation through works
3. it's the prettiest church in my city and looks like the churches i saw in europe :)

dunno if I can actually believe after losing faith growing up but I want to be a part of it and volunteer and stuff

wht do you guys think of my religion

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Hot.

>implying its not

Become Laestadian

just find some community of people that share your interests to hang out with, you get the sense of belonging with none of the hassle.

just read taoism

it's the most practical philosophy that exists and actually works

dog is hte best religion
ill say prayer
whos a good boy
whos a good boy
you are
yeaaa
your a good boy
give daddy kissies

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most based post ive ever read

That's a cat.

Zoroastrianism is the Chad religion

Just become the Yakubians.

lol the past is sad kekers
anwyays hmm can i ask op to define religion
cause if its awnsers to questions of man
then
social physics
if its answers to a creator
then you wnat
metaphysics physics
is its just a club you want to jkoin
then juin a guild
i recumend mine
the guild of fortitude

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Ethno nationalism

Not a religion, but hermeticism

if you are tired u should sleep not get a religion lmao

Become muslim, its the true faith of God after all.

>guatemala
you don't have much of a choice, what even is left of your own people's religion

only acceptable form of christianity