/cum/ burger and coke

My din din was fuccin Gross and now my tum tum feels Not Good

based

she is a big girl

Baked af buds lmao

What spice?

where was this picture taken?

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dude weed
going to eat my edible now

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t. wypipo

>haven't taken anything
>feel like i'm on adderall
wtf is going on

raikou2.donmai.us/81/07/__hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_chabo_fuketsudan__8107c9f7e05a6d52c4dde43c3b82b4e5.jpg
(warning virgins not allowed to click this)

I like my reimu flat like a suika.

i'd eat it. needs ketchup tho.

lol

additudemag.com/hyperfocus-symptoms-positives-negatives-strategies/

Don’t you mean ONLY virgins allowed to click that link lole

Needs hambagu sauce

Got a headache.

Can any of you feds recommend a fix?

disgusting pig

thank you

this

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water
food
jerking off
weed
over the counter pain relievers
going to bed
some combination of the above items

good taste
milana is very cute and has beautiful milkers

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interesting

my poop smells kinda weird

my poop smells like shit

did an acab went berserker or what

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i like most of you, even if you do get my nerves sometimes.

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ru?

filed a complaint with the company i've been working for because they haven't paid me in like 4 weeks

Holy shit the standoff is still going.
Giganigga on the loose.
DORNER IS BACK.

the mayor of philly said they need more gun control, but what use is it if the gun control laws don't extend beyond the borders of your city. if gun control is how they'd like to solve this problem it's better to say that state wide laws need to be passed.

place i get my news from stopped fucking streaming it
is anyone still streaming?

>yfw the police shoot your eye

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[Verse 1]
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

[Verse 2]
In North Philadelphia born and raised
In the standoff is how I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some cops outside of the school
When a couple of SWATs who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I shot at one little pig and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

[Verse 3]
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air

[Verse 4]
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a fed standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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youtube.com/watch?v=9Jd46BPAlmw

Ugly shabbos goy. Hope all HK rebels are sent to camps.

cats rock

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RU姉貴 suki

A coke, please.

qoqa quola!!

>not bringing eyepro to your CIA protest
dumb bitch lol

here you go

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whats with all these randos
was this thread posted somewhere else
is op up to something

Hello feds this is satire btw I love police thank you for your service

my bait thread on pol is dying should i give it another bump from a different ip or let it go

power of anime
simple as

You need better bait if it isn’t fuelling a shitstorm of raging autists

it did but it's been an hour
i'll bump it just once more and thats it
i only posted 3 times including op

if you can't make successful bait threads on Jow Forums you are literally braindead. can't imagine what utter shit you pump into Jow Forums. kys.

just crushed a fly with my finger.
like literally just put my finger over it and smooshed it.
didn't even have to swing my hand at it, it was too stupid to just fly away when I put my hand near it. (and I'm certain it wasn't dead already because it landed on my desk just moments before).
this is probably why flies are so fast, all the slow retards got killed off.

I just post my actual opinions on Jow Forums if I want to piss incels off

good, all I wanted was a pepsi

back in my /ck/ days (*siiip* the good old days) i used to routinely make bait threads that would go all the way to the bump limit, which is really saying something on such a slow board

What is the white gunk that I find under my fingernails after scratching my scalp?

skin

they wouldn’t give it to me :(

Everything I post on the internet is a joke. I'm always just trying to bait people, I am engaging in performance art.

dead skin

imagine having a dander problem lmaooo

For me, it’s a tasteful blend of parody and pastiche

>tfw scarring alopecia

Just finished "Trinity Seven", lads.

Decent anibe overall. I'm not, generally speaking, a huge fan of magic-based themes, but this one wasn't overdone and featured decent fighting scenes and magic-related lore in general. The main character wasn't all that developed, but he still was a little bit, and he avoided some tropes at least, which is always refreshing in any anime at all. That said, while there was some plot progression to the series, the story itself was really just fairly lackluster and felt quite incomplete. The ending was quite underwhelming as well. Also, the lewdness was lackluster.

Overall, I wouldn't necessarily recommend it, but it's certainly not bad either/10.

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scaring alpaca

the elixir of life

anyone here watch Weeds? I'm on season 2, it's a pretty comfy show so far
still waiting on MLP to show her tits tho

...

>why yes i do jerk off for 12 hours a day without stopping

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/cum/

was gonna say it, but i didnae want to be rude

lole

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>go to take a piss and realize there's toilet paper stuck to my dick from when I jacked off earlier

lol

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

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youtube.com/watch?v=7u3uhKxNPNg

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real mental illness hours

;3

>in her 40s while filming weeds
tfw no qt milf gf

If you haven't watched Who Killed Captain Alex? can you guys really call yourselves Jow Forumsernational citizens?

nice hitler trips

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IM NOT CRAZY
UR THE 1 THATS CRAZY

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>enjoying nice video and 2017 nostalgia
>check out his channel

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motherfuckers

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do americans really...?

>pick up glass to take a sip
>coaster is stuck to bottom of glass
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>coaster
just grab a tissue out of your purse and wipe the condensation off sweetie

Your table can't handle a little bit of water?

I don’t want to get ringstains on my glass table...

no, my table be like "this water too spicy"

>New Vegas is almost 10 years old

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