The moon landing, humanity's greatest achievement

If the moon landing was fake then why didn't the USSR expose us?

>moonlanding is real

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But it was a federal government financed money waste.

No one says this except Americans, the Soviet Union was the only country relevant to space exploration

Europoor seething

>Wikipedia
Everyone can edit it and put whatever they want and call it true
>Google
American company so of course they will show you the lies and hide the true about the moon landing
They paid kubrick to make the moon landing looks real so they can fool the world

>the largest machine ever built in human history was part of a hoax
lol

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Based

couldnt do it without the g*rmans

Thank you Germany and its brave nazi scientists for the moon landing. I know it's not humanity's achievement but yours and I'm thankful for you.

I can't tell if you're trolling or your this retarded. Are you seriously saying Apollo 12-17 never happened and was bullshit made up by random people on the internet?

And apparently, the US managed to fool every single country on earth (Including ones that were hostile to us and had every reason to prove us wrong) but random idiots on the internet figured it out and knew it was fake.

user, any of the WWII Battleships was far bigger and heavier.
Yamato (The biggest, for reference)
Displacement:
65,027 t (64,000 long tons)
71,659 t (70,527 long tons) (full load)
Length:
256 m (839 ft 11 in) (waterline)
263 m (862 ft 10 in) (overall)
Beam: 38.9 m (127 ft 7 in)

>the largest machine ever built in human history
was built in Japan

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The Soviets tracked their own missions and were able to track Apollo 11. You’re a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand basic science. Literal amateur astronomers were collecting signal data and calculating orbital velocities.
Do you honestly think we built a 100 meter tall rocket for kicks and giggles?

I meant the most powerful machine to be ever built.

I know you mean well, but shut up. Nuclear bombs exist friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZWBvkd2LgE

>Why didn't we go again
nigga there were 6 manned Apollo missions to the moon

My primary school was called the Apollo 11.

Probably named after some Greek god.

me every time some nordcuck or germ tries to group anglos in with with germanics

No one besides americans is pushing this retarded meme in the first place.

humanity's greatest achievement was blacked porn videos and i deeply thank america for that

>werner von braun was american

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next time try it without nazi scientists.

>Runner A had the best start
>Runner A had the best stride
>Runner A had the best endurance
>Runner B won
WTFFFFFFFFF

>humanity's greatest achievement
My sides

this, humanity's greatest achievement belongs to poland for committing the holocaust

We will by 2024.

Have you hear about Nigger's extra-existence program? It is so advanced in reaching whatever there is outside of existence (which cannot be defined as ''something' or ''nothing'' since those are concepts from this existence) that it can't even exist.

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humanities greatest achievement is internet

Yeah, agriculture and the steam engine weren't all that special.

no they were not

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>Europeans trying to take credit for American achievements again
Ah yes remind me of what Croatia has invented

jewish scientists*

Based

but an italian and a german sent you to the moon

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>nooooooo you can't talk about operation Paperclip

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>Americans are european when they do something good
>Americans are amerimutts and niggers when they do something bad
Every time

>the necktie
>parachute
>torpedo
>mechanical pencil
>mp3 player
>zepellin
and honestly these things are more ((croatian)) than all the stuff invented by ((americans)) is american. you know it could be counted to be an American achievement by 2nd or even 1st generation americans, but direct immigrants? come on, you yourself wouldnt even grant that anyone

also being proud of national achievements instead of your own is kinda cringe desu

Most of this shit isn’t Croatian, torpedo is british and so is the MP3 player. In fact probably none of it is Croatian I just know for sure those two aren’t

In regards to your comments about America: cope harder you worthless Balkan chimp

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

cope

>necktie
France
>parachute
Been around since antiquity, found in ancient China
>torpedo
British
>mechanical pencil
Swiss/British depending on definition
>mp3
British
>zeppelin
Clearly fucking German it was the guys last name lmao

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDEsGZLbio&

The moon landing is like D-day. Americans believe that it was a big deal becausetthey have been fed Hollywood propaganda but in most of the rest of the world it's just a historical foot note while real historical events achievements are actually considered to be more important like Sputnik, Gagarin and Stalingrad.

Lmao seething that D Day opened the backdoor for us to buttfuck you and now your country is being MEHMET’d as a result

D-day occupies like half a paragraph in German history books lmao. The real war was at the Eastern front.

>America's greatest achievement
It was American scientists' greatest achievement. Stop leeching off of your countrymen's achievements because you desperately need to feel you've accomplished anything in your life.

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The pineapple, which the Canadians improved before inventing pizza.

Yeah no shit why would you want to teach your nation that one of your most fortified shorelines got blown the fuck out by a sea invasion and caused Berlin to be surrounded

We were also busy single handedly winning the pacific front while you could barely handle Africa

>necktie
necktie is considered to be the original Croatian product. It spread through the Europe in the 17th century by Croatian soldiers! its literally called cravate in french and krawatte in german because it stems from croates
>torpedo
Ivan Lupus was a Commander of the Austrian Frigate “Venus”. In 1860 he invented and built a torpedo, which was later perfected by British engineer Robert Whitehead!
>mechanical pen
invented by slavoljub penkala, most of his patents have been stolen but this invention is still widely acknowledged
>mp3
student of FER Zagreb Tomislav Uzelac has made an AMP MP3 Playback Engine in 1997, which is considered the first MP3 player in the world!
>zeppelin
CountFerdinand von Zeppelinpurchased Schwarz’s patent from his widow in 1898, that's literally what we learned in uni in ((germany))

you retard can look literally everything up but I bet 20 bucks that you'll play the "wikipedia is rigged and jewed" card yourself

> most fortified shorelines got blown the fuck

Lmao, Normandy was far from being well-fortified with barely 50 thousand German soldiers being stationed there. Stop getting your history books from Hollywood movies. More men died in single battles at the Eastern front than all casualties of the Western front combined, dude.

>American lend lease allows the communists to BTFO you on the eastern front
>American support allows the allies to BTFO you on the western front
>American muscle BTFOs the entire empire of japan by itself
I can understand why you’d want to cope

Yes America ran the catering service for the Russians that's true. So thanks for your service.

And now we'll never go back to the Moon.

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thank you for your service

hey! dont talk sense to the mutt! you'll fry his brain!

nikola tesla was croatian
that alone is enough

>the moon is real

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oof fuck, I know he was born before the arrival of nationalities blah blah but I cant give you that, you get all of this tho without question

this desu

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based and tedpilled

>but I cant give you that
why not? not trying to argue im just curious. he was born in smiljan. croatia at that time was a part of the austrian-hungarian empire. his father was serbian i think.

well you know the balkans, nationality politics are frankly closely tied to religion and im not denying that hes been born on todays croatian soil but he grew up a orthodox serb afaik. but I also heard that later in life he said that Islam resembles his views the most

you yourself prolly know that a serb couldnt easily become a croatian or the other way around just by moving somewhere, the stigma is too big

Nooooo Lajka!

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i just consider everyone the nationality of whichever country that person was born in. thats just my opinion, though. tesla's story regarding this topic is a more complicated.

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Russians won the space race, americans won the moon race (if it wasnt staged)

thats actually a really good opinion user but slovenes wont accept me even tho im born there, ill always be čefur no matter how well im doing society

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im doing in society*

A serb kid from republika srpska built a satelite that will increase internet speed
I saw it on the news
Suck my hairy moist balls all of you
Republika Srpska is a space fairing country.
FACT

kek the same thing happened to my friend. he's swiss but both his parents are croatian. no one in switzerland except for diasporafolk consider him swiss.

Fuck them up the ass and take their money each week, who gives a fuck
Fuck victims

america isnt a real country, you are a larping EUROPOOR. HAAHAHAH YOU ARE AN EUROPOOR, HOW DOES IT FEEL???? HUH? FUCKING RETARED EURONIGGER LAMOAOAOAAOAOZAO UISAUJW

yea but its kind of my dads fault as well, my close group of friends always called me slovene but my dad kept going on about this "dont forget your roots" shit which made me tell them myself a few times that im montenegrin(even tho were akchually bošnjooks), this identity shit sucks ass

but im working for the money

Isn't apollo 13 more unbelievable?

I accept to for who you are user, i don't care what you call yourself :)

hvala :)

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This. Thank you Werner von Braun, thanks to this the atrocities of the V2 are forgotten.