/brit/

>a British actress is off topic for /brit/

define rock bottom

Invest in scuba gear, fill the pit of despair with water and swim to the top. Much easier than trying to climb back out

Ah yes sharing /brit/ with children and yanks

Just do a foundation year, or get on your knees and start sucking boy

Old decrepit freak lol find a grave and lie in it you sickly bag of bones

Never even heard of a foundation year what is that

yep

Sick to the back teeth of Tarantino shoving his foot fetish into half the run time of his films

Basically 1 year where you doss about to get into the course you wanted to do

Look into it

the 4 key fell of my 8 dollar keyboard

Access course

yanks over-compensate by making 50% of new threads

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oink oink

your country is shit, and so are you

the gf

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I’ve never seen seethe this bad lol wow

I'm 25 and live with my parents and found out the 33 year old lad in work that constantly banters me about living with my parents lives at home with his Mum.

Fuck school im going to start selling coke

Show me your penis

#SolidLifeChoices

yeah I'll grab a can, do you have vanilla?

good morning lads

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Who’s listening then

youtu.be/R5WQUmEYpYE

when the bossman throws in an extra wing if you bin dat knife when ordering

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Could easily batter anyone in this thread you all sound like pussies lol

Doubt it you smelly tramp

london is so insufferably grim

Would you assault my bollocks?

I wonder how much that PR nightmare cost the Home Office to roll out?

loooooooool

Really want to have a sexually-dominant gf

Come on then you tagliatelle welly

>knife free chicken boxes
PISS

How can negros even look at themselves in the mirror? Lmao

Like an episode of the thick of it my favourite UK politics tv show haha called the thick of it my favourite UK politics tv show

Big fan of the pink one!

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going to make a /brit/ minecraft parody

>Globokikes earn money whenever someone goes to uni by trapping an innocent fool in a cycle of lifetime debt
>The exams are so easy that you get people with 80 iq in university
>University is also a lefty loony mind correction camp where young people go in normal and come out as militant gimps crying about old white men

Makes you think doesn't it

Nobody actually ends up in serious debt in British universities and if you do you’re fucking retarded

holy f*cking peng

Yeah they do but regardless of whether the student can actually FEEL that they're in debt is irrelevant. The debt exists on paper

I weep for Britain and we have our head in the sand

Me

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making it known now that anyone banging on about fucking A levels will be rightfully r*ported as underage

went to uni and didnt pay a single pound

got so many free prescription drugs as well, glad I was born in gods country instead of the paki slums of birmingham and london

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no you aren't
this is what you look like to everyone else

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Based hate arrogant students all NEETs and toilers must unite

>offer knife-free boxes to shop
>bloke behind the counter goes "nah pham I can't have that shit in here, ya get me"
>congratulations, you've identified a new nest of stabbers

homo

Wrongfully so, how could I report this willful ignorance? Announcing reports is a bannable offence you know, watch your back ;)

People getting their A-level results today were born after the year 2000

>went to uni and didnt pay a single pound
Someone paid lad

based

fuck zoomers

I'm paying like $400 per semester at uni and my parents are paying it anyway. feels good to have scholarships and not be a dumbfuck

grim grim GRIM

die yankee scum

boomers crashing the markets again with no survivors

when do we rise up lads

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Peng. I was thinking earlier about the age of women that are attracted to me or that I shag and the average is probably 19-21. I'm trying to lower it.
Ordered some Nike yeezus yeezy trainers

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in octber when the joker film comes out
i'm itching la, oh i'm itching

>meanwhile over in the states I'm contemplating buying an AR-15

What’s grim about being young and virile you liver-spotted dilapidated OAP

hello amerifriends. i require your presence for one last single post, after which you must leave this thread and make your own
what do they call niggers? do they call niggers yankees? or should i call them something else
either way, fuck off, leave and never come back, regardless of your race

Based

Administered an intramuscular injection on myself lads

Holy shit this is fucking based

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Emma watson is a tranny but I have to you user because you don't know about that.

youtube.com/watch?v=6RUeCWYgQY4

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xD

fake news
we'd be at least rank 40

avatar or signature use
can do this all day

Haha fuck sake if I got ABB I’d be on for literally every and any course I had an interest in doing but I had this one shite fucking spastic mongo alcho teacher who barely even came in and now I’ve got ABC lol thanks you fucking bum

>Why yes, I put my used needles in an empty Monster energy drink can and throw them in the green bin, how could you tell?

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Sure there's a few people born before 2000 doing A-Levels and getting there results today.

why would you drink monster drinks if you're diabetic?

I'm not diabetic

what are the needles for then?

>there results
think you ought to consider being one

Alri Kurt Cobain

Can't you just appeal for a remark? I know I did and got an A from a B.

Penis extension injections init

Tu es seul au monde. Y'a rien à faire, t'es seul au monde.
Je peux plus me taire, t'es seul au monde. Tu te sens seul au monde

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Shit, did I fuck up?
NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

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Sometimes life screws you over

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I'm roiding not a smackhead

For how many modules? I fucked up one exam in that subject and it’s dragging my total mark down completely, and doesn’t the uni make their decision prior to a remark?