Do Poles really...?

Bathtub giving Poles the fishe.

Fuck you, carp is good.

Cannot find anything wrong in pic.

>christmancarp
do... do they think santa was a fish?

Based

carp tastes like literal shit mixed with mud, we only eat it on Christman because it's a lefover tradition from commie times when there were no other fishes availible. but the tradition is slowly dying since the first genious realized he can just say "grandma, I don't want to eat river rat for Christmas dinner, could you prepare me salon or trout instead?" and millions of peoplke soon followed in his steps.
as for keeping them in the bathtub, it's also a lefover tradition from commie times when supply chains were absolute shit and you had to buy them days or even weeks in advance. nowdays no one does it unless for a meme

Carps usually stink bad, so i think putting them in clean water will make them taste better.

I'm extremely happy the place I grew up in had a shower so I didn't have to have a fish there

Imagine the smell. Would you be ok with a carp constantly shitting in your bathtub?

Same. We kept our Carps in grandma's bathtub. Not like she used it often anyway.

I would bath with him ^.^

>tfw a friend of mine who lived next door in a commieblock used to take a bath with carp because his parents were this retarded
it happened in the early 90's

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Woah that's really shocking, I didn't know that polish people bathed

Woah

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thats rich coming from a second dirtiest nation in europe

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Does anyone have that video with the two twinks getting a blowjob from a carp in the lake? I would fuck that fish in the mouth non-stop, I was a horny teenager

Shitalians still do not know that, that is why they smell of shit and rotten fish.

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paste

le bathtub fishe

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not sure on the taste, they aren't exactly common in my area and people arent willing to eat them. ive fished for years and ive only caught one and it was a single carp intentionally added to a small lagoon to help with algae control or some shit. thing was huge though.

Said by smelly hairy Shitaliano subhuman

It tastes like shit,
This "tradition" was imposed on us by commies.
Basically state own carp fish farms wanted us to consume more fish during Christmas so they invented this new tradition of eating carp on Christmas.

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Why were commies so cruel

I remember once volunteering to be a bathtub carp slayer, I dragged it outside of my commieblock, bashing its head with a hammer and watching snow slowly turming red

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Because jews created communism

Sarmatian hunger duuuu du duuu du

It works for freshwater crayfish, throw in a couple of tablespoons of salt and they vomit/shit out everything in their digestive tract after a few hours.
Then its off to the boiling alive hell.

Dunno about fish though, guess it might after a few days. How long to poles leave them there?

based, this is how you become a man in Poland.

>Carp
They have sharp teeth in their throats.

>Because jews created communism

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Im a femoid though but yes

whomst are you quoting?

>sanitarytugal

>femoid on 4thchin
ye sure vatever you say

welp
Whatever
Btw we dont really do this bathtub carp thing anymore in my family, I mean we changed bath for shower (which sucks)

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>Nederland

Your mom lmao

>Neverlands

Not even once

we also stopped doing that, we buy them already dead now.
Which is sad, I liked slaughtering those pesky stinky carps.
btw If you're really a female that's based, my remember my sister was scared...

Yeah Im serious
I have this edgy bloodlust in me
wonder if it's a slav thing or Im just fucked up

Fight the joker in you

Im a diagnosed AsPD
Its hard to fight this urge

Most of the people here aren't like that at all, especially city dwellers.
Personally I have very little compassion towards animals, but I would never hurt an animal.

I have 0 empathy towards anything
t. friendly neighbourhood sociopath

I would never hurt a fellow human being*

I'm also against unnecessary cruelty for animals.

edgy

your carp is shit

kek

Ebin
youtube.com/watch?v=O_qlsaqERuI

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HOLY BASED shitalians btfo once and for all

Hwites be like, dis carp bath is too spicy for me

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