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Manlets are people too. Somewhat

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Thread theme song.

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WRONG
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Working on a fucking holiday

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Sitting at home. Gonna eat some šašlykai and drink beer

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>eat some šašlykai and drink beer
god i want this shit week to end already

>gf wants to meet up everyday

how about no

how old are you?

set boundaries. i see my gf for three days max a week. she wants to move in with me, but i prefer us both living in our own apartments. private time is a must if you want to maintain mental health

24

I prefer drinking and getting high with my friends than meeting up with her.

calling it now, your so called relationship is going to end in autumn

>unknown number calls me
>guy firing his mouth off in russian about work and percentages or something
>wtf
>try telling him it's a wrong number but realize I don't know the word for "wrong" in russian
>muster all my russian skills to form a sentence
>"sorry man, I don't understand russian, can you speak estonian or english"
>>"well you're speaking russian very clearly to me now!"
>my perfect accent, a blessing and a curse
>keeps talking without hardly pausing for breath
>take every opportunity to ask him the above question or ask him if there's someone nearby who speaks estonian or english
>mfw I dont even understand the reply
>apologize and hang up after seven minutes
How was your morning /balt/?

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Probably but I don't care lol

first mistake is replying in russian, i just reply in lithuanian. it's funny when they understand lithuanian but absolutely refuse to speak it so the conversation is in 2 languages.

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>tp
thread theme
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In these scenarios I just put the phone on my ass and fart loudly

I want to kick some Analbanians

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>tõ chjo bljäd? mudak! nahui pozvonish na neplravilnõi nomer, pizdets

>estonians naturally have a good russian accent

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>Unknown number calls me
>Starts going 148.8 Russian words per minute
>Say nypominamju paruski
>Shto ty nyponimajesh paruski and goes butthurt
>Tell idi nahui and hang up

You need to be based and redpilled like me.

No, Estonian boomers sound hilarious when they try to speak Russian. I just have a gift for accents I guess.

Russians say they sound cute.
Latvians sound funny
Lithuanians sound ''regular''

Šašlai time

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very nice, but why don't you pack them tighter. the meat will dry out if you leave them apart like that

Wtf is that suppose to be shashlik? What meat did you use? Also where ls vegetables and shit.

that's an anecdotal evidence cope and you know. Latvian more influenced by russian than Lithuanian.

everyone who doesn't have a natural talent for languages sounds cringy af in any foreign language. luckily i'm in the same boat with you. i can even pretend to be of nationality x while speaking language z. it humours me to an extent to go to bars and mind fuck the staff switching back and forth between languages

vocaroo this post in british accent then, lets see how real is your talent

>where ls vegetables and shit.
american bastardized propaganda, only meat goes on skewer, hans

i've vocarood enough english/russian on int already for the keks

This. Vegetables are useless faggot shit. REAL šašlykai are only meat

onions are good on skewers between the meat if the meat is high on fat. the fat dissolves into the onions and caramellizes them in the heat. the result: heaven

surely you can link at least one of your recordings then

that was years ago when we had ebin vocaroo threads daily

what meat is this? I only like the ones made of chicken

Chicken

Šaltas Volfiukas and šašlai. Now this is the life

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Your cunts are gonna be taken back by stronkk Russia, do you realize it, don't ya

Keep barking, retard

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Close enough

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Good taste, lad

it's true tho
kaliningrad and belarus can isolate you
lithuanian forest brothers/gays won't survive

And whatcha gonna do to stop me, labus ebaniy, huh?

Or just will be submissive like your cucked ancestors who decided not defeat their motherland from glorious Red Army unlike finnish ppl?

Norway?

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Nothing. You ain't gonna do shit. Russia is a paper tiger

Why are you in Norway, slavshit? Why aren't you living in GLORIOUS Russia stronk land? :v)

>whatcha gonna do to stop me

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Hohols mistakenly thought in this way, lmao, now their meme cunt is completely deCRIMEAnized

Are u ready to give Latgale back?

>Are u ready to give Latgale back?
Neggga ?
Top tear troll...or just Russian education...it's hard to tell with you Urlas

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Whoah. You managed to mildly inconvenience a non-NATO country. Big fucking deal for a paper tiger I guess. Meanwhile I'm just eating some šašlykai and drinking beer lol

>falling for some 19 year old neets ebin prijebalti memes
>actually responding

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How is everyones day?

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It's fun to just shitpost sometimes. Especially when you're drinking. Haven't done it in a while. Cut me some slack, eh

What's happened German bro?

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Staying home.
Got drunk yesterday and today I ''have food poisoning''

We're all mixed with russians at this point anyway.

Emmm, are latvia and lithuania different cunts? Anyway I'm not gonna give a fuck
>literally assured that germany and france are gonna to fight against Russia to protect useless meme countries on periphery of EU
Ahaha

why did they "redesign" that thing? it looks like cheap local brand knockoff now

technically you weren't even lying since a hangover is food poisoning of sorts

What do you think about burnt elm handle for this smol cheese knife?

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I'm assured you ain't gonna do shit, retard

>Gf starts spamming wall of texts to messenger
>Ignore and don't read them

lmao

cute!

Huh, didn't even know there was an alternative design

Russia is a poor totalitarian mafia state full of miserable third world subhumans ruled by criminals.

cut and filed into a nice shape i think it's gonna look good. gonna add a metal ring around the connection?

How much did you drink?

Pretty aesthetic, t.bh

My stomach has been fucked for 4 weeks and anti acid help only a little this is worse then bronchitis since the acid also fucked up my throat

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>ZUBR
>San Miguel
>Good taste

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice joke. You are literally drinking canned piss.

What happened, lad

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Wasn't talking about those. I don't even know what they are

Together with a girl (who drank way less) I drank just one 0,7 whiskey and later ~200 grams of another whiskey. I did not go to work because I did all that after 19:00

Thanks lads

Yeah, I'm going to use a sandwich made out of two copper sheets.

I think he meant the other three bottles. Anyway, haven't tried it yet, maybe I'll enjoy the taste of piss.

Old one looks a lot better. Why the fuck change it?

I believe that USSR 2.0 which will be restored in the nearest future will have to deport baltic scum in Siberia and make your former lands colonized by pure Russians
Just stop being liberaha, cuck

dunno about the miguel, but zubr is priced lower here than the worst bum tier beer. i think it might be for a good reason :DD

Drank way to much pepsi and my diet was pretty unhealthy so acid reflux happened

>cid reflux
Lad, they have pills for that. Extremely popular in Burgerland.

How much are you getting paid to run your mouth on the internet? No one believes anything you say, retard. Your claims about Russia's greatness are unsubstantiated

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>drinking sugar water
Oof, kinda cringe

In the Land of Russia where the Shadows lie...

>USSR 2.0
This hellhole will be turned into a chinese province (best-case scenario that most russians dream of anyway) once Jewish oligarchs finish raping its population and and selling its resources.

MORDOR

Hobbits got to destroy that ring
You know they say that Russians are humans that got turned to Orks by using torture

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Yeah quit that shit forever now
I have joined water gang