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Another thread where the shaggers couldn't keep up with the incels intellect? Not a suprise!

How do i uninstall windows 10 and install win 7 on a new laptop that came with win10 on

i cant remember how you do it and dont know how to navigate windows 10 lads

Chungking express? I rate it

On this day in British History

>1057 – King Macbeth is killed at the Battle of Lumphanan by the forces of Máel Coluim mac Donnchada.
>1070 – The Pavian-born Benedictine Lanfranc is appointed as the new Archbishop of Canterbury in England.
>1599 – Nine Years' War: Battle of Curlew Pass: Irish forces led by Hugh Roe O'Donnell successfully ambush English forces, led by Sir Conyers Clifford, sent to relieve Collooney Castle.
>1863 – The Anglo-Satsuma War begins between the Satsuma Domain of Japan and the United Kingdom (Traditional Japanese date: July 2, 1863).
>1914 – World War I: Battle of Agbeluvhoe – Over 2,000 soldiers with the British Royal West African Frontier Force clash with 1,500 German soldiers on their way to capture Chra, the last remaining defensive city in Togoland, resulting in a British victory.
>1941 – Corporal Josef Jakobs is executed by firing squad at the Tower of London at 07:12, making him the last person to be executed at the Tower for espionage.
>1944 – World War II: Operation Dragoon: Allied forces land in southern France.
>1947 – India gains Independence from British rule after near 190 years of Crown rule and joins the Commonwealth of Nations.
>1952 – A flash flood drenches the town of Lynmouth, England, killing 34 people.
>1963 – Execution of Henry John Burnett, the last man to be hanged in Scotland.
>1971 – Bahrain gains independence from the United Kingdom.
>1987 – Caning is officially banned in British schools (excluding independant schools)
>1998 – Northern Ireland: Omagh bombing takes place; 29 people (including a woman pregnant with twins) killed and some 220 others injured.

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Virgin copers lurking ITT

killed a whole family of wombles by throwing fireworks down a burrow when I was a lad

learn how to navigate then lad. windows 7 will be obsolete in a couple years

the literal children are all riled up because it's results day
reckon today's /brit/s will be abysmal at best

Sick pup

Didn't care for this film at all but tell people I really rate it to look like I have good taste

describe a time you shagged

hmm maybe i will

good job, you actually made me google if Wombles are based on a real animal

Support ends in January.

Meeting with boss at 11 to update him on my work since June. Haven't done shit haha. Might get fired.

in the mood for love is better

Pit the balls in and she came instsntly

>made eye contact
>fingerd her in the club
>shagged her on the beach outside

>1599 – Nine Years' War: Battle of Curlew Pass: Irish forces led by Hugh Roe O'Donnell successfully ambush English forces, led by Sir Conyers Clifford, sent to relieve Collooney Castle.
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– Northern Ireland: Omagh bombing takes place; 29 people (including a woman pregnant with twins) killed and some 220 others injured.
BASED

don't see how that's relevant to the application

Didn't ask

official support yeah, but you're already starting to see third party software that doesn't run properly on 7

got money but dont know what to do with it, should i just buy a house or is that a waste

the omagh bombing was carried out by dissidents

well not shag but i was getting sucked off once in my car and the girl has put a song on, but she only put the one song on repeat, so i keep hearing the same shitty song every 4 mins or so. Must have delayed me cumming for 15mins and it wasnt even enjoyable as i was trying to cum but kept getting distracted

the boss likes his biweekly blowjobs

What do you do

NEED to quit smoking. worked out I spend roughly £150 a month on fags

Wouldn't buy one now.

think we had the last laugh lad

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Had my willy sucked by a supervisor in her late 20s at a summer camp when I was thirteen. We even kept in touch for a while later. She was cute and I greatly enjoyed it but on reflection what a disgusting pedo.

Might wank

Sure you did lad

fuck all by the sounds of it

Spin lies that I disguise as market research.

its weird that noncery is a thing for females. I feel whenever you see those nonce stings its purely desperate men who have resulted to breaking the law to get laid, something that a woman wouldnt need to do

>Had my willy sucked by a supervisor in her late 20s at a summer camp when I was thirteen.

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>WE
okay rasheed

I did. She was a piece of work though, poor working class family with alcoholic parents etc. and she wouldn't shut up about it so I eventually stopped replying to her.

Imagine looking for emotional support in a thirteen year old lad.

How many fags do you smoke a day?
I was probably only smoking 5 a day at my worst but I could easily get through 10-15 when drunk on nights out

Walk in hotel room, she immediately drops to her knees and starts undoing my jeans, take out my iphone and start videoing her sucking me off, tell her to put her hands down and sort of fuck her face a little bit, do this for 5 mins, lay back on bed while she continues to suck me off, tell her to sit on my cock she still has her pants on, tell her to turn around and take them off and bend over, get rock hard upon seeing her fanner and tell her to spread her arse cheeks, phone dies, she mounts my willy and rides me for a bit, smash the fuck out of her for a solid 2 hours cumming 2-3 times and just carried on shagging until we fell asleep

Nah, that'll have bernus when you were shovelling kiddies into sacks in Warrington. Can all happen again in the morning too if get too cheeky.

then by your own logic noncery isn't just people who can't get laid but an actual mental defect

This gimp at the gas station legitimately had suicide squad joker tattoos lmao

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Also she was from Lancashire while I live in Cambridge so it was all long distance IM rants about how bad her life is. I guess nowadays I can kinda relate.

10 a day usually, more when I go out. Doesn't help that I only like B&H gold which are 11 quid a pack nowadays.

how so

why does he have no shoes on and why does he have nail polish on, is this considered normal in america?

She sounds like a sad case, then. Any idea how she ended up?
Girls get off on having power over someone as well. And there's surprisingly more than a few with weird mummy fetish issues.

Mad how the Irish couldn’t even unite one tiny island, no wonder they fell so behind the rest of Europe

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Hes a madman

how does noncery come about, like did she make the move on you or what

did you actually take a pic you creep fuck

init what a little gimp

i wouldnt take photos myself but we need people to supply the pics for images folder

wife gave me a blowie but I couldn't cum so instead we decided to have sex and I still couldn't cum
haha got problems I reckon

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Ausneets is now on endchan..

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Posts videos of her dog on facebook so at least she's still alive but no idea other than that.

because you're right that even ugly women can get men easily. so why would they target underage unless it's a mental thing

laughable really
half of france was yours, all legit too
and we still kicked you all the way back on your shitty island

Oh dear

You and I both know there was no chance of us keeping French territory, it was fun while it lasted but we were always going to be staying on this island

Wow this guy is just like heath ledger in the dark knight

ha ha charade you are

imagine being the tattoo artist in this scenario

home
or at least is was before i fucked everything up

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there was no chance because you lot are worthless on land
could probably arse rape every lad on here

Why does the Joker attract such cringy weirdos?

>could probably arse rape every lad on here
I bet you'd like that you dirty French poof

u wot lad

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>you lot are worthless on land
Nazi occupation of France was the most pathetic military effort in history lad

how do people manage to live in London? I don't mean the financial yuppies and shit but all the working class dross.

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it gives people who are too shy to talk a more masculine reason as to why they're quiet because they are le epic madman like in the films

the brown ones get free housing, the others have to rent a single room for £600 a month

won the war
live right next to a church that's above a castle you lot held; our guys shot arrows at yours from the roof of that church
must have been some sight

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The ones I know live in houseshares well into their 30s. Unqualifiedly grim.

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because it's kino, absolute, pure, unadulterated kino

>this frog who's still mad about Agincourt

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housing benefit, it bascially covers your rent, no matter how much it is but obivously you have to have the cheapest housing about

The Franco-Prussian War was even more embarrassing

Could Foxtons sue for that roofing?

hilarious that senegal is France's best former colony

day 2 of the brace things on my teeth lads. bit achey.

hilarious that *makes fart noises with my mouth*

Reminder that the word 'bistro' came from Russian soldiers occupying France after the Napoleonic wars telling French cucks to hurry up with the fucking food (it means 'hurry up' in Russian).

thats the advertisment for the 1 bedroom with a sea view in the pic

Can I have double wars from centuries ago and a side order of sovereignty?

Just going to check how many taking back control pounds I have in my account.

there is a containment board for a reason - so we don't have to read boring shit like this posted by autistic freaks

Ah yes the so called tea break

Did the clock go bong?

i thought it was quite a good fact tbqh. didn't like him saying cuck though cos it's a yank word and sounds stupid with a non-yank accent. not a fan of us importing their slang, ours is better.

Dogs are the Europeans pet of choice
simple as

brexit more like brexshit
right wing more like wrong wing
rorkes more like dorks