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When people say nigger I exclusively think of black men
But like how Doctor makes people think of men

remember my mate who got an unconditional to nottingham ended up getting A*AA
wonder if he regrets not going for somewhere better now

swear I’m the only person in this house who doesn’t slam doors, might start doing it when I get up at 7:00 every morning and see how they like it.

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE

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he should’ve deferred a year and go oxbridge

yo its the hyperman set AJ tracey live and direct

Na need A* for all unless you get a scholarship, my brother got A* A A and wasn’t offered a place

not that easy you spaz i got straight a*s and didn't get into oxbridge

How easy is it to get a big tank of helium?

your fault for not being black or a women

just smile more bro

>i got straight A*s

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A very good post

190 thinks Oxbridge is a real university, located between Cambridge and Oxford.

is it really that bad?

And scholarship is another word for my dad got it for me

wow

fuck oxbridge

i'm a wignat

Me? I can't even complete a degree at UCLan

or an eton failure

/brit/ is for working men only! Uni mongs get out

Considering buying an airgun for some plinking in the back garden desu

harder than getting a small tank of helium but easier than getting a giant tank of helium

Every second thread on this board is about women or sex
fucking cumbrains

dcv

People get accepted either via nepotism or their interview personality.

pretty much, they are trying to get more “BAME” applicants though so that probably helps too

>university
>college
this is for women, niggers, non whites, jews, and homosexuals
learn a trade

Preston is dire would hate to spend 3 years there studying

wogs...

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knowmsayin?

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apparently for arts degree the average entry requirement is a*aa

can kinda see where they’re coming from for stem degrees bc there’s a load of autists out there with no real personality or talent other than being autistic tier in exams

want to physically assault who ever created this image

Went on a tinder date with a woman 11 years older than me who thought I was actually looking for a relationship
state

it depends on the subject obviously but for competetive ones like maths and compsci straight a*s literally isn't enough (unless you come from a "depraved background" or you're just extremely lucky) you pretty much need to have been doing relevant extracurricular stuff since you were 12

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50% of people have degrees now, you are hampering yourself a fair bit not having one. Wish it wasn’t this way but it is, even dating most women with a degree (which is most) won’t date a lad without one

bit mean though aye

irish gf woke me up to show me a vid of her cousins baby and told me ‘her ovaries are crying’ and to ‘stick a pup in her’ women are a joke

Lick my Gooch

don't want to deal with women so that works out for me just fine

Yeah haha

it's virgins making these threads

I only found out her intention at the end, if anything she's a fool for thinking otherwise in the context

porn jew has his hooks in me

lmao thats absolute cope, southern career women love getting with common ‘lads’

Yaaas

>spent the vast majority of my life up north
>still have a southern accent

LADS
conor mcgregor punching an aul lad in the head

dropped out of uni years ago haha

like i said makes sense as i said earlier

‘can kinda see where they’re coming from for stem degrees bc there’s a load of autists out there with no real personality or talent other than being autistic tier in exams’

the fact that arts doesn’t really have a right answer, it’s far more indicative of talent if they get an a* in history for example.

But stem, yh there’s a load of autists out there that need to be filtered out.

in the poo aisle cos i'm doing a poo

a nigga never went uni I was selling cro bruv

rich people actually need to be better to get into top universities they are just trained from about 8 years old in how to do interviews etc, plus better opportunities for work experience, better at sport, more extra curricular stuff like DofE etc. proles can’t compete except indians and chinks because their parents are just as pushy.

if you're a nigger universities are required to accept you

imagine standing next to mcgregor and being the manlet

the 1982 film ET traumatized me

yeah i got the loan and bought a whip with it to sell drugs from lool

degree from the university of life, me.
*spends nearly the whole last decade doing fuck all*

doesn't surprise me

bloke has gone mental over the last couple of years. a pro fighter hitting someone is begging to be locked up

>they luv a bit of rough they do!

This cope is on a par with fat, hairy, ugly men hating Justin Beiber and saying “Women want a REAL man” lmao

failed the a levels but still got the unconditional hahahahah

correct except for

>better at sport

maybe, most of the women I know wouldn’t though. Might get with them but they wouldn’t see them as dating material.
Equally I doubt I would date a women without a degree unless she already has a pretty decent job.

say what you like mate but i live in brighton and i can assure you its the case here

the tradesman bvll vs. the white collar virgin

at 2 in the afternoon in a pub

Mcgregor is based as fuck. Good lad people like to chat shit fair play to him some people need a crack right in the mouth

Pretty based for a british guy.

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except football, they are. people from private schools are massively overrepresented in sport.

daft

the real eye opener for me was when i learnt how all these gang banging nigs and pakis in london have loyal gfs that have degrees in law and shit, absolute madness wonder what the attraction is to the women

the driving was a massive success lads didn't kill my family driving into town hewwww

the only two sports that matter are boxing and football.

Money, easy access to drugs, women enjoy looking after a misguided man like a man enjoys a crazy bitch.

Me Too has been more successful at removing Jews from power at any point since Nazi Germany.

steinberg has me on the ropes

>Toby on the massive prowl for the sixth formers posting about their results.

Always knew he was a dirty nonce, just proves he nonced his niece t b h

have to wonder what kind of genetically engineered freak you have to be to get straight A*s

yh my eyes were opened by this through festivals a while back

it’s actuslly mad how gangs have such attractive females

Did he fuck mate did he fuck

is that actually true

inni not just the fact they’re peng tho, they’re professionals with mad degrees n the lot they could be with almost anyone n they choose the gang bangers

reckon lowkey every woman has a thing for bad guys that they can try and turn good

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honestly sounds like wank to me

I was driving my sister into town earlier and when I drove her back she said my driving was shit. Why are people that can't drive the worst critics lads?

yeh it is especially common in london, blows my mind

*in some dirty india city *

india ex girl friend :i gonna go in the river with all the dead corpse and wash out my vagina ,then your small penis can go in there ,i‘m so the idiot !

new india boy friend :*bobes head around like he ride the roller coster *

>Mcgregor is based as fuck

Hmm yes, "retiring" after getting absolutely humiliated to flog shit overpriced whiskey to morons. Very based.

why are people replying to 190 with unironic posts