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Fight edition.

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first for thicc blondes

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Last thread was really dire. Step it up this time

shoulders like a linebacker
generic instathot face

don't see anything special about this at all

got a poo stuck in me willy

Play classic wow

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*killers comes on*
i shag but im not a shagger
i shag but im not a shagger
i shag but im not a shagger

On this day in British History

>1057 – King Macbeth is killed at the Battle of Lumphanan by the forces of Máel Coluim mac Donnchada.
>1070 – The Pavian-born Benedictine Lanfranc is appointed as the new Archbishop of Canterbury in England.
>1599 – Nine Years' War: Battle of Curlew Pass: Irish forces led by Hugh Roe O'Donnell successfully ambush English forces, led by Sir Conyers Clifford, sent to relieve Collooney Castle.
>1863 – The Anglo-Satsuma War begins between the Satsuma Domain of Japan and the United Kingdom (Traditional Japanese date: July 2, 1863).
>1914 – World War I: Battle of Agbeluvhoe – Over 2,000 soldiers with the British Royal West African Frontier Force clash with 1,500 German soldiers on their way to capture Chra, the last remaining defensive city in Togoland, resulting in a British victory.
>1941 – Corporal Josef Jakobs is executed by firing squad at the Tower of London at 07:12, making him the last person to be executed at the Tower for espionage.
>1944 – World War II: Operation Dragoon: Allied forces land in southern France.
>1947 – India gains Independence from British rule after near 190 years of Crown rule and joins the Commonwealth of Nations.
>1952 – A flash flood drenches the town of Lynmouth, England, killing 34 people.
>1963 – Execution of Henry John Burnett, the last man to be hanged in Scotland.
>1971 – Bahrain gains independence from the United Kingdom.
>1987 – Caning is officially banned in British schools (excluding independant schools)
>1998 – Northern Ireland: Omagh bombing takes place; 29 people (including a woman pregnant with twins) killed and some 220 others injured.

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mdr

Looks like I am gonna be working in Munich during Oktoberfest lads

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I’m not a manchild

I have SHAT!!!!
*runs around in a cicle with head in hands*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

bar work is horrendous when it’s busy, fuck working at Oktoberfest

fuck the french

I swear i'm gonna go on vacation again.

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Any #trad guys and gals in? I was born in the wrong generation. I run a small YouTube channel showing my alternative lifestyle

Might go the shops to buy some doritos

>he says posting on Jow Forums
Don’t kid yourseld

wont be working in a bar, will be working at a campsite instead

I thought you were supposed to leave the website once your hollydays finished

People who post that pic have no argument.

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>1987 – Caning is officially banned in British schools (excluding independant schools)
Schools in parts of the US still do it. It got taken to court once because a teenage boy was spanked so severely he got a hematoma and had to seek medical attention.

Not me

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I consider myself to be among the elite cadre of gentlemen referred to as "top shaggers"

pure sketch

regularly get scouted to be a runway model just walking around the streets of central london

Just shagger things innit

Did you know if you mouth elephant at the girl you like she'll go out with you?

Why not? Hey, it's traditional and that's so in right now with disillusioned young men who don't have sex. It's an exploitable niche, unironcially

Copied this and I will paste it here later, thanks mate

Lad those are gay porn directors looking for twinks to get destroyed

the somersetian gf

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French people should be banned from Jow Forums.

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gert lush
would drink her cider

face like a 3D render

>nearly 1/3rd of men haven’t had sex in at least a year

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I PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DEAD

all day

C'est Bon

School is over?

will be at this very spot in exactly 13 hours from now

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tasteful thicknes

had sex yesterday

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bit of a butter face

have fun in Greece lad

have never had sex
what I have done though is SHAG

I tought you were supposed to leave the website after your hollydays ?

Haven't had sex in 3 days, starting to go insane. Already subscribed to RSDTyler and looking at assault rifle youtube videos.

cheers lad

over all day

hope it rains

haven't had sex in 27 years, it's such a foreign concept to me at this point that I'm quite sure it'd be a dealbreaker for any potential future GF i may somehow get

Have sex

Looooooooooooool

hope you get your head caved in by a nigger archie corringham

Just dropkicked a sheboon into the Lancaster canal

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All me

Take that back

all me haha

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gonna need your shagger registration number to corroborate this claim

only thing thick is you, shes tiny

sorry lad im not a nasty person its the devil inside me takes over sometimes

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don't like my dad

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only thing is, i don't have such a bottle cap

jews are the reason im not allowed to have sex

When I am in Germany for oktoberfest I am gonna shag some right ugly fuckers

please be a nubile young influençable female

I used to not like my parents. Then I went to college for the first time and realized how much they did for me.

I'd bury a bottle cap in your rectum

fucking love these kek

my first shag was a german internet gf haha she paid to come over here as well

>ugh they did things for me therefore I must like them!!
psst...
hey kid
I got some sweets
wanna come in my van
I'll give you a lift home

have lost control of my faculties

Why is it so hard to lose weight, not even fat, just want to see my abs but just can't help stuffing my face

Love food too much

Let me guess, a prime bird

Look at her arms you fat bastard

no she was pretty average tbqh, didnt really care cos it took minimum effort on my part

i wish you would, i really do

Being away from them for a little while made me realize that they were good parents, though my mom isn't the most emotionally stable person in the world.

The Brexit vote happened 3 years ago

sounds like you have an oral fixation brought about by underlying subconscious trauma

Oktoberfest is cringe, end of.

why? basically because you're fucking stupid
you're retarded animalbrain with no self control

Are you actually overweight or obese?

glad you think so, there might be fewer krauts

Once you've got fat cells they are hard to get rid of.

t. former skelly

whats cringe about it? I'll be in munich so what should I expect?

eat nothing but chicken, rice and veg these days

No, i'm only 19 stone(quite slim)

shutup

that sounds fun.

food isn't meant to be fun, is filling your car with petrol fun?

kinda

I bet you don't even look like you lift, pathetic worm

Wise man

GF is fucking obsessed with LV, tried many times to explain to her about what a pleb brand it is but she's just too brainwashed

>i'm only 19 stone(quite slim)

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>19 stone

unless you're like 6'5 that's very overweight