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first for thicc blondes
Last thread was really dire. Step it up this time
shoulders like a linebacker
generic instathot face
don't see anything special about this at all
got a poo stuck in me willy
Play classic wow
*killers comes on*
i shag but im not a shagger
i shag but im not a shagger
i shag but im not a shagger
On this day in British History
>1057 – King Macbeth is killed at the Battle of Lumphanan by the forces of Máel Coluim mac Donnchada.
>1070 – The Pavian-born Benedictine Lanfranc is appointed as the new Archbishop of Canterbury in England.
>1599 – Nine Years' War: Battle of Curlew Pass: Irish forces led by Hugh Roe O'Donnell successfully ambush English forces, led by Sir Conyers Clifford, sent to relieve Collooney Castle.
>1863 – The Anglo-Satsuma War begins between the Satsuma Domain of Japan and the United Kingdom (Traditional Japanese date: July 2, 1863).
>1914 – World War I: Battle of Agbeluvhoe – Over 2,000 soldiers with the British Royal West African Frontier Force clash with 1,500 German soldiers on their way to capture Chra, the last remaining defensive city in Togoland, resulting in a British victory.
>1941 – Corporal Josef Jakobs is executed by firing squad at the Tower of London at 07:12, making him the last person to be executed at the Tower for espionage.
>1944 – World War II: Operation Dragoon: Allied forces land in southern France.
>1947 – India gains Independence from British rule after near 190 years of Crown rule and joins the Commonwealth of Nations.
>1952 – A flash flood drenches the town of Lynmouth, England, killing 34 people.
>1963 – Execution of Henry John Burnett, the last man to be hanged in Scotland.
>1971 – Bahrain gains independence from the United Kingdom.
>1987 – Caning is officially banned in British schools (excluding independant schools)
>1998 – Northern Ireland: Omagh bombing takes place; 29 people (including a woman pregnant with twins) killed and some 220 others injured.
mdr
Looks like I am gonna be working in Munich during Oktoberfest lads
I’m not a manchild
I have SHAT!!!!
*runs around in a cicle with head in hands*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
bar work is horrendous when it’s busy, fuck working at Oktoberfest
fuck the french
I swear i'm gonna go on vacation again.
Any #trad guys and gals in? I was born in the wrong generation. I run a small YouTube channel showing my alternative lifestyle
Might go the shops to buy some doritos
>he says posting on Jow Forums
Don’t kid yourseld
wont be working in a bar, will be working at a campsite instead
I thought you were supposed to leave the website once your hollydays finished
People who post that pic have no argument.
>1987 – Caning is officially banned in British schools (excluding independant schools)
Schools in parts of the US still do it. It got taken to court once because a teenage boy was spanked so severely he got a hematoma and had to seek medical attention.
Not me
I consider myself to be among the elite cadre of gentlemen referred to as "top shaggers"
pure sketch
regularly get scouted to be a runway model just walking around the streets of central london
Just shagger things innit
Did you know if you mouth elephant at the girl you like she'll go out with you?
Why not? Hey, it's traditional and that's so in right now with disillusioned young men who don't have sex. It's an exploitable niche, unironcially
Copied this and I will paste it here later, thanks mate
Lad those are gay porn directors looking for twinks to get destroyed
the somersetian gf
French people should be banned from Jow Forums.
gert lush
would drink her cider
face like a 3D render
>nearly 1/3rd of men haven’t had sex in at least a year
I PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DEAD
all day
C'est Bon
School is over?
will be at this very spot in exactly 13 hours from now
tasteful thicknes
had sex yesterday
bit of a butter face
have fun in Greece lad
have never had sex
what I have done though is SHAG
I tought you were supposed to leave the website after your hollydays ?
Haven't had sex in 3 days, starting to go insane. Already subscribed to RSDTyler and looking at assault rifle youtube videos.
cheers lad
over all day
hope it rains
haven't had sex in 27 years, it's such a foreign concept to me at this point that I'm quite sure it'd be a dealbreaker for any potential future GF i may somehow get
Have sex
Looooooooooooool
hope you get your head caved in by a nigger archie corringham
Just dropkicked a sheboon into the Lancaster canal
All me
Take that back
all me haha
gonna need your shagger registration number to corroborate this claim
only thing thick is you, shes tiny
sorry lad im not a nasty person its the devil inside me takes over sometimes
don't like my dad
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only thing is, i don't have such a bottle cap
jews are the reason im not allowed to have sex
When I am in Germany for oktoberfest I am gonna shag some right ugly fuckers
please be a nubile young influençable female
I used to not like my parents. Then I went to college for the first time and realized how much they did for me.
I'd bury a bottle cap in your rectum
fucking love these kek
my first shag was a german internet gf haha she paid to come over here as well
>ugh they did things for me therefore I must like them!!
psst...
hey kid
I got some sweets
wanna come in my van
I'll give you a lift home
have lost control of my faculties
Why is it so hard to lose weight, not even fat, just want to see my abs but just can't help stuffing my face
Love food too much
Let me guess, a prime bird
Look at her arms you fat bastard
no she was pretty average tbqh, didnt really care cos it took minimum effort on my part
i wish you would, i really do
Being away from them for a little while made me realize that they were good parents, though my mom isn't the most emotionally stable person in the world.
The Brexit vote happened 3 years ago
sounds like you have an oral fixation brought about by underlying subconscious trauma
Oktoberfest is cringe, end of.
why? basically because you're fucking stupid
you're retarded animalbrain with no self control
Are you actually overweight or obese?
glad you think so, there might be fewer krauts
Once you've got fat cells they are hard to get rid of.
t. former skelly
whats cringe about it? I'll be in munich so what should I expect?
eat nothing but chicken, rice and veg these days
No, i'm only 19 stone(quite slim)
shutup
that sounds fun.
food isn't meant to be fun, is filling your car with petrol fun?
kinda
I bet you don't even look like you lift, pathetic worm
Wise man
GF is fucking obsessed with LV, tried many times to explain to her about what a pleb brand it is but she's just too brainwashed
>i'm only 19 stone(quite slim)
>19 stone
unless you're like 6'5 that's very overweight