/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico

concerned anime girl

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How to ask the borderline gilf at work to give me a mommy handjob?

seduce her first, let her know your fetish and she's okay with it, ask her directly

wind shifted so that I was down wind of my dog taking a shit. smell hit me in the face like a slap

just get her to catch you stroking somewhere

tfw no mexican gf

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You didn't need to post that again

>women

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What would be my ideal city in Canada?
> I hate shootings
> I hate Guns
> I refuse to carry weapons
> Hates the NHL and Canadian Football League (CFL)
> I hate alcohol
> I hate cigarettes
> I hate Drugs
> I like Soccer
>i Like Men's soccer and Canadian Premier League
> I'm a Major League Soccer fan
> I never went to university
> I don't know how to drive
> I use public transport and UBER
> I live with my Mother and my older brothers
> i Hate Ice Hockey

Just woke up.

Gonna listen to TDS and play Minecraft.

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mentally unstable women are like that, a very minority

It was necessary

You say, hi. I liked to get to know you better. Would you be interested in going on a date with me?

you'll find everything you hate in every city lmao

> I never went to university
you are doomed to walmart work for the rest of your life

sounds like nunavut is great for you

Ahaha

good afternoon
you're sleeping way too late, aren't you?

>doomed to walmart work for the rest of your life
Damn Canada sucks for avg iq bros!

>dabs in 20 bucks an hour american job with no university

And why nunavut reasons would be my ideal place in Canada?

>Tposes on you with my 120k engineering job

I went to sleep around 7 or 8.

I got a nice round 8 hours.

idk i was just joking
i don't know jack shit about canada

Really hungry.
Shawarima? Or bk rodeo burgers?

Yes women are retarded
This is not new

wow, that is way too late
why do you have such strange sleeping hours?

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I was smart when I was a kid damnit

>t. jealous bitch obsessed with not being very intelligent also mentally ill

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Thinking about getting a 16 penny nail and giving myself some cool stigmata scars.

don't be obsessed with that, user
you're doing alright

I'm a night owl. I also naturally gravitate towards a cycle where I am awake at night.

Also it is summer so I like to avoid the heat.

No you weren't
You would have done something with your life otherwise

My wagie uniform is soaking wet and I can’t change out for another 6 hours

Currently at work not working
Instead I’m playing New Vegas and by that I mean I’m in a casino playing blackjack

I'm a professional googler user and really good at making it look like I know what Im talking about don't sweat.

I havent been in a while. I might hop up to the casino tonight.

You gotta wear basketball shorts under your pants to keep your children dry dude

idk user, it doesn't sound right
is good to be out in the sun from time to time
rude post
shame, don't you have at least a towel or a heater or something?

>you will never play New Vegas for the first time again
>you will never play Morrowind for the first time again
>you will never play Ys for the first time again

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You got some shitty ass taste

>is good to be out in the sun from time to time
I go out during the day when it is less hot out.

Those are fighting words user, I hope you live in Boston

i am smart
i had 97th percentile SAT scores

I lived in Boston for a year and it was cool

>would like to know that feel desu, i have never played those videogames
i guess that's alright, but still i belueve you should sleep way sooner
idk, i may be wrong about that, i'm an early beard personally, i sleep and wake up pretty early

The high end of the low end
The cream of the crap

97? Dont make me laugh.

Name 3 games you like.

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I have an iq test that put me in the gifted program in 3rd grade that said I had 135 iq. I just didn't develop into adulthood.

Also you're a huge fucking asshole

i'd love to visit boston one day, i've heard is a very beautiful big city and has many close towns just as beautiful

I’m super smart
I was in the 1st percentile of the SAT and got a score of 0

If you're talking cattel that's not even high enough to get your psued card and join mensa.
Basically you're a doo doo puss.
>wahh mean posts.

Boston's my favorite city in the us by far.

I've never taken an SAT test.

same

MW2
Halo 4
NBA 2k 16

Bawstun

so? bet you can't even write fizzbuzz in the programming language of your choice

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It wasn't cattel whatever that is, but it was 99 percentile overall score. I don't give a fuck about mensa either I'm just saying some people can be smart as a kid and turn out average. Whatever though you're obviously 150 iq business executive right? That's why you're shit posting on Jow Forums with a bunch of 20 year olds

I bet you can't write hello world in brainfuck.

No, I'm a moron. I mad no claims about my intelligence, just saying you're a burnout at best, also an internet liar.

epic

My mum told me I was smart as a kid but looking back at my grades was a shock haha

every illegal immigrant should be deported from the USA immediately

I'm retired maddaafakah

you are disgusting
the scary part is that a very large % of men share your repulsive fetish

going to travel to Snohomish County and beat the shit out of this user

nah, you're not a moron
you just need a little push
same desu

personally I don't mind gays or trannies but when they make that their one defining personality trait and go on incessantly about it, it gets tiresome

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just because most people lie on the internet doesn't mean i do
3.87 high school gpa
770/800 on the SAT math section
and a 5.5" penis

personally, i hate trannies and gays and think they should be physically assaulted

i did nothing wrong

prepare yourself
i'm coming

literally nothing wrong with being gay or trans

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Fuck man I actually wasn't lying, I had the results in a folder in my closet but I can't find it anymore. Idk why I would lie about that, I admit I'm not smart anymore, seems like a weird thing to lie about.

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disappointed by your answers

i never eat breakfast

ummm what did i do?

disappointed by your existence

lies

try it moron

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very rude post :(

ale pls be my girlfriend omg your so brave

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When you are a mentally ill degenerate, being evil will be your only trait.

This is why they are a malaise. They erode the moral fabric of society. This is why they are pushing normalization of their shit in children's schools now. They are trying to make your children gay.

I suspect the "smart loser" demographic is represented well on 4channel
(And every other type of loser)

keep it up user im sure he'll be very inclined to have sex with you if he doesn't off himself first

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If the Jewish conspiracy is real why isn’t Bernie president

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gonna go to sleep as soon as i get home from work

are you implying i actually want to have a relationship with her?

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typical weeb mental illness

delete this, this goes against my narrative reeeeeee

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I'm implying you're doing more harm than good to him by feeding his ego

100% could beat you in a fight

MEGA FART!!!

lose weight first

is that me?

how am i 'inflating her ego'?
i'm just saying that i personally believe there is nothing wrong with being trans

I row for UC Davis kid you wouldn't last a second