concerned anime girl
/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico
How to ask the borderline gilf at work to give me a mommy handjob?
seduce her first, let her know your fetish and she's okay with it, ask her directly
wind shifted so that I was down wind of my dog taking a shit. smell hit me in the face like a slap
just get her to catch you stroking somewhere
tfw no mexican gf
You didn't need to post that again
>women
What would be my ideal city in Canada?
> I hate shootings
> I hate Guns
> I refuse to carry weapons
> Hates the NHL and Canadian Football League (CFL)
> I hate alcohol
> I hate cigarettes
> I hate Drugs
> I like Soccer
>i Like Men's soccer and Canadian Premier League
> I'm a Major League Soccer fan
> I never went to university
> I don't know how to drive
> I use public transport and UBER
> I live with my Mother and my older brothers
> i Hate Ice Hockey
Just woke up.
Gonna listen to TDS and play Minecraft.
mentally unstable women are like that, a very minority
It was necessary
You say, hi. I liked to get to know you better. Would you be interested in going on a date with me?
you'll find everything you hate in every city lmao
> I never went to university
you are doomed to walmart work for the rest of your life
sounds like nunavut is great for you
Ahaha
good afternoon
you're sleeping way too late, aren't you?
>doomed to walmart work for the rest of your life
Damn Canada sucks for avg iq bros!
>dabs in 20 bucks an hour american job with no university
And why nunavut reasons would be my ideal place in Canada?
>Tposes on you with my 120k engineering job
I went to sleep around 7 or 8.
I got a nice round 8 hours.
idk i was just joking
i don't know jack shit about canada
Really hungry.
Shawarima? Or bk rodeo burgers?
Yes women are retarded
This is not new
wow, that is way too late
why do you have such strange sleeping hours?
I was smart when I was a kid damnit
>t. jealous bitch obsessed with not being very intelligent also mentally ill
Thinking about getting a 16 penny nail and giving myself some cool stigmata scars.
don't be obsessed with that, user
you're doing alright
I'm a night owl. I also naturally gravitate towards a cycle where I am awake at night.
Also it is summer so I like to avoid the heat.
No you weren't
You would have done something with your life otherwise
My wagie uniform is soaking wet and I can’t change out for another 6 hours
Currently at work not working
Instead I’m playing New Vegas and by that I mean I’m in a casino playing blackjack
I'm a professional googler user and really good at making it look like I know what Im talking about don't sweat.
I havent been in a while. I might hop up to the casino tonight.
You gotta wear basketball shorts under your pants to keep your children dry dude
idk user, it doesn't sound right
is good to be out in the sun from time to time
rude post
shame, don't you have at least a towel or a heater or something?
>you will never play New Vegas for the first time again
>you will never play Morrowind for the first time again
>you will never play Ys for the first time again
You got some shitty ass taste
>is good to be out in the sun from time to time
I go out during the day when it is less hot out.
Those are fighting words user, I hope you live in Boston
i am smart
i had 97th percentile SAT scores
I lived in Boston for a year and it was cool
>would like to know that feel desu, i have never played those videogames
i guess that's alright, but still i belueve you should sleep way sooner
idk, i may be wrong about that, i'm an early beard personally, i sleep and wake up pretty early
The high end of the low end
The cream of the crap
97? Dont make me laugh.
Name 3 games you like.
I have an iq test that put me in the gifted program in 3rd grade that said I had 135 iq. I just didn't develop into adulthood.
Also you're a huge fucking asshole
i'd love to visit boston one day, i've heard is a very beautiful big city and has many close towns just as beautiful
I’m super smart
I was in the 1st percentile of the SAT and got a score of 0
If you're talking cattel that's not even high enough to get your psued card and join mensa.
Basically you're a doo doo puss.
>wahh mean posts.
Boston's my favorite city in the us by far.
I've never taken an SAT test.
same
MW2
Halo 4
NBA 2k 16
Bawstun
so? bet you can't even write fizzbuzz in the programming language of your choice
It wasn't cattel whatever that is, but it was 99 percentile overall score. I don't give a fuck about mensa either I'm just saying some people can be smart as a kid and turn out average. Whatever though you're obviously 150 iq business executive right? That's why you're shit posting on Jow Forums with a bunch of 20 year olds
I bet you can't write hello world in brainfuck.
No, I'm a moron. I mad no claims about my intelligence, just saying you're a burnout at best, also an internet liar.
epic
My mum told me I was smart as a kid but looking back at my grades was a shock haha
every illegal immigrant should be deported from the USA immediately
I'm retired maddaafakah
you are disgusting
the scary part is that a very large % of men share your repulsive fetish
going to travel to Snohomish County and beat the shit out of this user
nah, you're not a moron
you just need a little push
same desu
personally I don't mind gays or trannies but when they make that their one defining personality trait and go on incessantly about it, it gets tiresome
just because most people lie on the internet doesn't mean i do
3.87 high school gpa
770/800 on the SAT math section
and a 5.5" penis
personally, i hate trannies and gays and think they should be physically assaulted
i did nothing wrong
prepare yourself
i'm coming
literally nothing wrong with being gay or trans
Fuck man I actually wasn't lying, I had the results in a folder in my closet but I can't find it anymore. Idk why I would lie about that, I admit I'm not smart anymore, seems like a weird thing to lie about.
disappointed by your answers
i never eat breakfast
ummm what did i do?
disappointed by your existence
lies
try it moron
very rude post :(
ale pls be my girlfriend omg your so brave
When you are a mentally ill degenerate, being evil will be your only trait.
This is why they are a malaise. They erode the moral fabric of society. This is why they are pushing normalization of their shit in children's schools now. They are trying to make your children gay.
I suspect the "smart loser" demographic is represented well on 4channel
(And every other type of loser)
keep it up user im sure he'll be very inclined to have sex with you if he doesn't off himself first
If the Jewish conspiracy is real why isn’t Bernie president
gonna go to sleep as soon as i get home from work
are you implying i actually want to have a relationship with her?
typical weeb mental illness
delete this, this goes against my narrative reeeeeee
I'm implying you're doing more harm than good to him by feeding his ego
100% could beat you in a fight
MEGA FART!!!
lose weight first
is that me?
how am i 'inflating her ego'?
i'm just saying that i personally believe there is nothing wrong with being trans
I row for UC Davis kid you wouldn't last a second