You wake up in Spain

>You wake up in Spain

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No I don't

I'm literally 400 meters from the border. Do I cross it?

cross it and become my servant, ill give you free food and shelter in exchange for your services

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You're not cute

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>other countries dont have this section in their supermarkets

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>MAS QUE PORRA É ESSA? POR QUE TODOS VOCÊS FALAM UM PORTUGUÊS ESTRANHO?

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>alcampo
Carrefour or bust

i dont intend to
i just want a servant to wash the dishes and cook for me
its the same model used by homestay or workaway, you visit a country for free and work for your hosts

looks like here, why would I want to move in spain?

¿dónde estás? me interesa el puesto

We do

Spain and Portugal are two of the poorest countries in the EU. Your Euro would go far in Iberia

Jalisia
>Spain and Portugal are two of the poorest countries in the EU
wrong, thats eastern europe and ex-yugoslavia

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Moldova, Ukraine and Transnistria, all 3 Haiti tier

And I immediately leave

why? dont you want to try the delicious spanish food?

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>>You wake up in Spain

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that's too spicy for me

>You wake up in Spain

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Sorry chief not my kind of food, offer me something better or im heading out

When I was a kid the supermarket in my town looked like that. Now it's only cod and turkey

>implying you ever tried delicious galician octopus
ok, what about this delicacy

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our supermarkets used to look like that, then we became poor.

>offer me something better
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Nope sorry i think i will pass

El jamon es bueno.

Better in a cocktail

i did for 2 weeks in november. Shit was SO cash

Been doing that all of my life, wanna kill myself

I want to move to Argentina

Argentina its shit.