/brit/

*goes under the duvet with a torch and reads comic books*

Mikey is sound. You're a friend of Mikey, you're my friend. Simple as.

Poo

...

would recommend the therapeutic effects of wanking

alternate new

Gf likes to masturbate down the phone to me. Honestly just find it uncomfortable and boring t b h

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youtube.com/watch?v=LYhR8P_dyXg

tune

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who or what is bebe rexha

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What stops you from rubbing one? Doesn't' sound like a Marc made in heaven to me if I am honest irishlad

remember silver goal

all brits are pasty babies

despise 190 but yanks are below him
fuck off

Before humans looked to the skies, towards their God. Now humans look to the skies to see their CEO's penthouse.

albanians run the music industry

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Society

reeking of cheap whisky
but i'm no noir novel protagonist, there is no hidden depth to my character, i'm just a weak sorry excuse for a man with a penchant for the drink
my story's been told a thousand times before and it was never interesting

Guiris in Spain
Gawris in Algeria
Farangs in Thailand
Bulé in Thailand
Some other shit that I forgot in the Philippines
Fascinating how all these countries have the same stereotype of the Germanic people as some fat dumb brute who is to separated from his money

good fucking post

another one word impression
vocaroo.com/i/s1gZhd2aEJ2I
guesses?

what's wrong with birth control pills?

>good fucking post

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Stupid yank what a fuckup

That's what you get for drinking a drink that isnt culturally made for you. Currently drinking this and smelling good looking handaome and feeling like a champion

Conquerer in French

190 and doug

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piss off you wank stain yank are worse than you in the same way disease infested rats are better than blood sucking parasites

Ok lads gimme some films to download

ORDER ORDER THE GENTLEMAN ISN'T A SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE HE IS MERELY A GUEST AND WILL REMAIN SILENT ON ISSUES REGARDING THE RIGHT HONOURABLE SPEAKERS

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well put forth some effort, do your one word impression

let em know whats up dug

This twisted game needs to be reset.

sue

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Bmczy66to
Big fat TUNA for the boys

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Name some things Cleetus doesn't understand, Art.

Feel like there is no solid personality in my mind. Just a murky void.

Cringe.

Filtered both France and Spain. Utterly boring posters.

just let me feel sorry for myself alright

the saffer would like this image

That's Norma and honest of you to admit it. Look at the concept of no self in Buddhism

god she so fit

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For just one time I would take the Northwest Passage, to find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea...

youtu.be/xMRpYtAhGAo

where's 190

so if you could go into detail for me how one is better than the other, thank you.

remember that time purple powder was thrown at Blair in Parliament?

y = mx+ b

ever since i started drinking smoothies my 2 front teeth have gotten sensitive, i use a straw and everything, bad times lads

Feeling a bit tipsy apparently. Didnt even bother to spellcheck your last post. Have a word

190 has spent the whole day posting here..... Holy shit what a loser

reminder that northern englishmen are the most powerful race on earth

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imamfuc thee ho
im on 730 bran new pak lii kin cudi

so fucking fit this cat

It finally happened

corrrrr

Wish I could shut off my sex drive

Thailad still posts in the morning? What is he up to these days?

Basëd

Pubes are stabbing into my willy

fit little bitch

>using a full stop here after 2 words
Fucking cringe yourself dickhead go back to tumblr

love it when this cat gets posted, one of the hottest cats ive seen so fucking fit

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears...
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Privateers.

youtu.be/ZIwzRkjn86w

twitter.com/BAgenda2020/status/1154112275646541824

absolute barbarians

>TO MIKEY THE KING OF THE GYPOS
>despise 190 but yanks are below him
fuck off
>Stupid yank what a fuckup
>piss off you wank stain yank are worse than you in the same way disease infested rats are better than blood sucking parasites

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here mboko mboko
heeeeeeere mboko mboko

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2 words? Learn to count mong. Lol.

post sue with short hair

Saw TMTCH perform it a few times.

Very sad that one day all those old terrace homes in the U.K. will be torn down

there he is :d

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no la u pickd the wrong 1
unronically would fuck this cat. not actually a joke even tho the post looks like one

Told Nassim taleb that he's fat and got blocked. Tired of him giving lifting advice and pretending to be a 'bodyguard' and 'powerlifter' where he looks like an average fat middle age asshole who drank all the olive oil

>being disrespect

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Rentberg is at it again

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>Your mother and I are very concerned about your grades

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Nah this one is a banger mate.

youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8

where's moni lads? she's so fucking based

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Look this is fucking british culture alri we dont speak euro we speak fucking sterling dual dont like it you know where /eire/ is sort it out

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You might want to pick something a little less lardy.