/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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cope

>>so you can fuck whores
I'm not interested in premarital sex.
>>so you can get drunk without them complaining.
I don't drink. They wouldn't complain if I did.
>>so you can have privacy and a sense of pride.
I have my own room, I can go outside, and I don't see how I'd derive pride from paying some schmuck rent.

The "moving out" meme is a very cringe modernist invention. Humans have lived in multi-generational households for hundreds of thousands of years. I'm not special, why should I act differently than the majority of my ancestors?

Ohh how fancy a general
Look at mr soros here funding decrepit northern towns

Yeah i want to kiss andy samberg
So what if hes a jew
Much more gentile than you

I have a huge crush on him, bf told me he knows, i always talk about him

I'd like to see this happen, just for the sheer butthurt it would cause for the far right. They fucking hate the garden Gnoam.

adopt a name so I can skip past your post easier

the more i think about this the more i think its true
hm
but no i wont do that to zando

They hate him because he speaks the truth desu

>Yeah i want to kiss andy samberg
He's not that handsome though.

based
>why should I act differently than the majority of my ancestors?

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it's obvious.

made one

Yeah he's brilliant and spot on in a lot of things, even though his linguistic theories are outdated at this point.

What'd'you say to me?
I'll kill your mother! Hyyyyaaa

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how can someone chase if they 'got' that person? if your living together you aren't just a chaser anymore

don't direct people from this general there, are you fucking retarded

>>why should I act differently than the majority of my ancestors?
Do you have a reason why I should? Traditions and practices were developed and passed down for hundreds of thousands of years because they produce strength and security for people. Why would I disregard the wisdom of my family that toiled and suffered to produce my existence and these practices I can use to ensure my life is free of problems that we learned to deal with so long ago?

man i love these memes but i wish instead of using a pic of a random innocent person they would use other stuff that wasnt rude, like that one that uses a kid

Why are all of you cumbrains?
>inb4 have sex

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gmorning m'thread

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Name's chuck lemonov
I make gluten free desserts
Not gonna lie, we're struggling at the moment

>Do you have a reason why I should? Traditions and practices were developed and passed down for hundreds of thousands of years because they produce strength and security for people. Why would I disregard the wisdom of my family that toiled and suffered to produce my existence and these practices I can use to ensure my life is free of problems that we learned to deal with so long ago?
times have changed a lot since that those values came about.
manchild cope.
you are too nice little ale.
have sex

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its 6:41pm

decade and a half of daily porn use and masturbation

/lang/ needs regular posts, even if it means a few shitposts. Otherwise it'll get archived because of the continuous stream of le ebin gigachad and sojak threads.

tranny chaser means that you only like (or are in a relationship with) one person because theyre trans

BASED

>gigachad and sojak threads
Nothing wrong with these

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/x/ was talking about these fuckers being clones lmao.
when i think of a german I think these faces.

>not being awake all night and sleeping all day
it's like you want to be healthy

oh I get it
think zando said he dated girls before but idk not my business

>times have changed
The fundamental nature of man's existence has not changed. The truths of the ancients still hold true.

I won't carry on the conversation, as to try to convince you would be counterproductive as I have no interest in you being a biological success.

is this an immigration shitpost?

There's no better feeling than waking up at 6am and doing 10 minutes of meditation

seems like a bad idea

who are you why you calling me little ale
yeah but he specifically said that shes with her because shes trans

but w/e i promised her i would stop talking shit about him

you are a bad writer

by the sea?

got the new vegetable based burger from burgerking

about to try it

>yeah but he specifically said that shes with her because shes trans

do not remember this, when was this??

My windows phone, lumia 950, is getting an update right now

Lumia 950 and win mobile for life bitches

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rELkKNvJIrU

brapped my pants AGAIN

win mobile still exists? i had no idea
what's it like?

yeah that is pretty comfy, but it doesn't pay the bills

I need to do something for 2 hours
what can i do?

play fortnite

i played minecraft for 2 hours while waiting for work and didnt even realize

>tfw dry mouth

Two Jews cutting off aid to the Jewish homeland would be delicishiss

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what's the best prank you guys have ever done on your room mats?
me, i fabricated evidence his gf was cheating on him and he ended up breaking up with her

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BK's vegetable based burger was basically tasteless, the only thing i could taste were the toppings and the parts that were slightly burnt

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What were the ingredients?

bk.com/menu-item/veggie-burger

Do you want me to fanboy all about it? Its great for me, snappy (you can monitor ram levels from pc, os uses like 500mb), browser good, better than any android device ive used so far, hang on it needs to restart before i can show you a screenshot

Oh BK is burger king. That explains it.

bruce has some good ones

yaeh that was my experience with tim hortons veggie burger. not interested in any of them.

i was gonna make another gay joke about manchester but gay jokes are not okay even if your target is someone like manchester

also i dont think he actually gets offended by it since he actually is kinda gay or at least bi

who is this cat?

iniggers are stupid

i mean not having a flavor is better what the last one i had 15+ years ago tasted like

>even if your target is someone like manchester
what's this supposed to mean did he bully you at some point

Enjoy your Google botnet (unless you preordered the Librem 5 in which case you'd be based)

There we go, the reddit app automatically updates my wallpaper and also the tile one

I will use foreverony

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I had a Timmies beyond meat breakfast sandwich a few weeks ago and it tasted alright

hate it when conservatards equate criticism of israel with anti-semitism.
jews are like spoiled child that knows he can get anything he wants by throwing a tantrum.

Also for the curious

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enjoy being gaslit into thinking you broke your phone

>you are a bad writer

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just because i hate jews and israel, that doesn't mean my criticisms of israel are anti-semitic
(i'm being unironic)

i hope it lived up to your expectations

Was driving around listening to talk radio all day.
The only friendly sounding voices i get to hear haha.

ex gf is seething

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My head voices are not friendly at all

>molymeme

When the NYC government considered passing a law that mandated parental consent for the blood sucking part of ultra-Orthodox circumcisions, the ultra-Orthodox Jews started comparing everyone who criticized the practice Literally Hitler.

>molymeme

Gotta not drink tonight

already drinking tonight

What am I drinking tonight

Meat real is better

same. getting back on it tomorrow though

I hate having a dry mouth. I think it's from a medication I'm on.

yeah kinda at first rn hes just a chill poster that doesnt talk about politics since he just admits he doesnt believe in science or w/e you wanna call it

Hayley dont think
I need booze to sleep

Did you seth macfarlane banged the forehead girl from the first orville
And now ultimate spite was to replace her character with a same chick

Ahaha seth
I mean, the movie 'roadhouse' hahah

it's their only argumentative tactic. i hope hezbollah sets of a dirty bomb in tel aviv. i'll root for iran in the war.
>quoting stefan molyneux
of course you are you dirty drunk hick
go pop a percocet and cash your welfare check while you're at it.

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>>quoting stefan molyneux

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>not an argument

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