/cum/

do i need to talk to play siege?

meet me at the bullet & barrel gun range and ill give you something else to love ;)

Read some Psalms today

peak comfy

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Team is worse on defence than offence. I am throwing now.

When I was a kid my family had two big shaggy dogs that would always sit by the fire in winter.

*enters /cum/*

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no youre just losing

*posts in /cum/*

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what were their names

Fuckin women playing silly buggers on me lads. Meet at a place, they aren't there and both of them not answering phone. Ah yes.

but that range is overpriced and boring.
swan creek (during the work week) is way better

No, my team is losing. I've given up and am griefing.

fucking owned, loser

jk it's actually bedtime

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Duffy and Shadow

it's not bed time for another 40 minutes

>I-i could win if I wanted!!! I just decided when I was already losing that I didn't want to win anymore!

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Hi friends, did you guys know this was a thing ?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1LqF03UUdc

ROFL I just got 2 kills while messing around.

7-2 now.

Rude. I'll make a day out of it anyway. Idgaf.

cute

wont change the fact that you got owned

how insecure are we

My neighbour gave me a strange gourd and I don't know what it is, I'm boiling it to soften it up then finish it off it the oven with some olive oil and spices

bosses and CEOs should not exist

Just got second place in an Apex solo match by hiding the entire game and only picking up any loot

We won the game. I was the MVP, naturally.

based and automationpilled

Move to Venezuela.

>only
Meant not

Have sex

Trump should definitely buy greenland

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I wish I was a Japanese high school boy in the 80s.

why are you all the way over there but still have a huntsville flag?

youtu.be/0XkdWc17X9g

Says the virgin

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We should just rename it to /usa/, Canadians and Mexicans are nowhere to be seen

mega fart

70% of venezuela's economy is private sector

what would you do if i kissed your mom in minecraft

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save hex

>play 1 round
>"I don't like attacking, guys"
>get 3 kills and an assist

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Book

i just take the 25 minute drive across the city to go to swan creek

And the Soviet Union had a massive free market shadow economy.

Fuck off retard.

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Imagine not going to sleep at 10pm sharp lmao

Taking a diarrhea poo

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this is a deception

>low IQ Jow Forumstard
not talking to you

I don't think he was referring to the shadow economy.

gonna have to put my big boy pants back on soon, I'll be doing the same shortly.

Fuck off to Venezuela.

what a retard

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Stale meme

i hope you dont do that on work days
i wold kill myself driving with traffic on 565

Bit of zo before work and already it feels like a good night.

night shift?

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me in the black

Yeah

um sweetie, i get done with my shift building missiles at 2:30 in the afternoon, and there's hardly any traffic going back into the city after 6

meet me at gate 9 tomorrow at 2:30

ummm sweet peas what's a couple of alabamians doin in /cum/

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it's a bit of a drive from my office ot the arsenal.

just spend nearly 5 hours cleaning my room

imagine the smell

find another site to sully you evil coward

those niggas are friends though lmao, or at least were before she became a tranny
imagine one of your niggas comes up to you and says, "user i'm gonna chop my dick off"

Do Alabama and Mississippi love each other or hate each other?

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The walls are closing in on you, Canada.

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cant wait until all of canada is new english territory

what gate do you get out of then?
not love but glad they are there just so we are not last in everything. There is a phase "Thank God for Mississippi" for this

but we like tennesse and georgia more than Mississippi

Adjust for urbanization

>wanting frenchfries in your newengland

YOU'D BETTER NOT

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I don't leave any food or dirty plates in my room thank god, most of the dirt I was cleaning was lint, hair, and plastic bottle caps.
kys

they use to say you needed a passport to go on the west side of manchester because everybody there spoke french

i work on research park, and only sometimes go to the arsenal.

I want to kill Europeans

lol

im on my 2nd day of nofap

Everybody who isn’t at least 95% English, Scottish, Welsh, or Cornish should be kicked out of the USA

Still the same
reported to the FBI for hate crimes.

:\

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youre saying i can get french gf's in west manchester?
i have booked my ticket

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no they laugh at californians and spit on them

also theyve all assimilated by now