The memes are true

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

mfw literally sharted myself today
Had to walk about 2.5mi because I had no cash on me

The memes are true

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Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Surprised the US doesn't have credit taxis whereby you identify yourself and they give you a ride if they decide your credit score is good enough

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

america
sharted
as expected

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

me
12 yo
playing minecraft with laptop on my lap
feel a fart coming
lift up butt to release
instant shard release
the memes really are true

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Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

sharted myself
How does that happen?
I don't understand.

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

S
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Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

You think it's a fart so you let it go but it's really shit

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

American food destroys the intestines

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Was in a mart tho

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

I just ate some Ramen downtown, I was on the train coming home, suddenly out of nowhere I had to take a massive shit.. like instantly I just had to shit at that moment.

In panic, I got off the train looking for a public restroom, I found a nearby park.. but the restroom was closed. Shart myself in the park right there.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Nah, public transport so everyone got a whiff of the smell

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

12 yo
minecraft

MOOOOOOODS

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

I sharted in sainsburys recently

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

i dont even care if you guys are lying this shit wont ever stop being funny

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

He didn't say that's a current or recent event.

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

That was 8 years ago

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

I am dead fucking serious about the minecraft story
Obviously I have no proof of it so you gotta take my word for it

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

I sharted while I was half asleep two months ago, it was a real wtf moment.

Zachary James
Zachary James

How the fuck are you all shitting your pants

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

100% true

I explained it a few posts above

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

What happened lad?

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

being only 12 when minecraft existed

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

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Julian Morris
Julian Morris

i love you guys. Youre a really entertaining crowd

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

When I was in kindergarten I really needed to shit, but the teacher didn’t let me go to the bathroom because a lot of kids abused the bathroom pass to get out of lessons. I could’ve held it, but I shit myself out of spite.

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Leo Wright
Leo Wright

based

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

In 6th grade my chink teacher didn't let me go to the bathroom so my bladder exploded and I peed in my pants.

Thankfully in went all the way down to my ankles and created a normal looking pattern so nobody noticed.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Ok boomer

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

Very nearly what myself after a mess of a job interview and forgetting to ask to use the toilet after

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Thanks fren

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Minecraft was released in 2009 retard

John Rivera
John Rivera

#metoo
I was playing smash with my brother. I feel a far coming. Next thing I know I have liquid shit running down my leg.

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Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

What did he say?

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

I remember in kindergarten a girl went to the bathroom but didn't make it and pissed herseld. We got to go on recess while they cleaned up and got her to stop crying based Elizabeth. I got 15 mins on the trike

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

He's like what happened bro? I ran to the bathroom and was like n-n-nothing get me a new underwear and pass it to me in the bathroom. I almost got away but I left the dirty underwear in the trashcan so he saw.

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

Damn. No one said anything to me, but I walked through some pretty crowded streets, and I was wearing very light sweat pants so the shart stain was remarkable

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

It only happened to me because I was sick and had diarrhea. If it happens to you again I'd recommend adult diaper

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

kids get out

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