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spending your few vacation days in leaf land
lets get this straight
go to shithole countries
win shithole prizes
get out of the tub and use the toilet you savages
Want an anorexic vw gf
won three debates in the previous thread
i've won every debate i've ever been in and that's an indisputable fact
your mom thinks im more handsome than you are
I've never lost a Jow Forums debate because as soon as I feel a loss coming I either close the thread or derail the thread with my advanced strawmanning techniques
THATS A LIE MOMMY WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
you just lost this debate bucko.
how do I stop staring at tits whilst in conversation with a woman
Go to yurop
just won two debates
Stop watching porn
stare at her ass instead
That's true. I masturbate to you often.
used to masturbate with either hand but now I just use the one
PLEASE send french gf, pierre
it always is
Buds what’s going to happen if I bring a loli doujin into the army barracks and someone finds it
This is what happen to people who watch porn.
boston/NY/new england accents
you will be the loli
Every time I hear a really thick new england accent I think about recording it to share it with the world because you rarely hear it even here now. Then I realize im in the parking lot of a burger king and the woman is talking about having her children taken away
you'll become that guy who's into anime shit. also depends on what field you're working in, if you're in anything combative, you'll probably get the shit bullied out of you, otherwise people probably won't care much.
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what the FUCK
fuck you, NYT
equating masturbation with porn watching
way to out yourself, cumbrain
why are french such massive pussies
our boys know how to fight
hopefully used for target practice
who is this rat commentating
bra, chillax dude
youre harshing the vibes, dog
how do I get a corpse gf(alive)?
dude bruh bra bro
I’m not combat I have a supportive job
I plan on having a body pillow in my barrack room too
Hope they don’t mind doing the inspections
dude, I think you need to take a chillpill brah
ask your tulpa
no thanks, I don't want to get POZZED
don't. keep it to yourself best as you can.
what is your job going to be?
if ur crying that means u like me
Soleil prend un "S" majuscule normalement.
Look at the state of /fr/.
i wish we could go back to when weebs knew they should feel shame
is he alive?
theres 2 black girls in that webm
dont even know where Oceanside is but apparently saying drinking fountain is the deciding factor
I wish everyone felt a lot more shame.
It's France after all.
Tomb Raider III ending music?
and drip water all over the floor like a retard?
isn't she dizzy wow
Why american people so depressed?
who is this woman and why is she trying to be alizee
have a friend (female)
don't hear from her for months
reach out to her
asks me for money
won't say what for, only that she's fallen on hard times
tell her no
she says okay
messages me a couple days later begging for money again saying her bed is getting repossessed by rent a center or something unless she pays the bills
and that's why I have no friends
only on day 2 of nofap but really have a strong urge to fap
but i will be strong
The 4 S's of waking up
too many minorities shitting up the place
she's just using you for money, don't give her your betabux
dry yourself off you dumb dog
I didn’t do so well on the ASVAB so I’m going to be a Unit Supply Specialist
Do you miss your childhood?
and now your towel is wet, so you won't be able to properly dry yourself off when you're done with your shower
too many minorities shitting up the place
more people watched and listened to bernie on joe rogan than watched the dnc debate
Hahahaha should have studied more
Priscilla was discovered in a TV talent show and her debut album was released when she was 12. Before the age of 18 Priscilla had released four albums and sold over 1,5 million records. She then starred in a musical TV show Chante! in 2008-2011. She headlined the musical Flashdance, first in Paris in the winter of 2014/2015 and again in the spring of 2016 on a tour across France. In the fall of 2015 she came in second in Danse avec les stars 6.
In May 2017 Priscilla released her sixth album La vie sait.
renting a bed
shes so qt ives gone deaf haha
damn well at least I get disability payments now
either all french music is the same or she is just a ripoff alizee
could be worse Tbh, and you can always change to something more appealing if you decide to stick around. it'll probably be a bit boring, but most jobs are 95% of the time anyway, it'll be really cushy though that's for sure.
t. got denied for obesity
No Alizee is a strong woman.
damn, this is next level avatarposting.
NEED a french gf
toxic masculinity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All the french music are the same during and after the 2000 era.
Thank your celestial french gf for all the 4s
I took it Junior year of high school
I should’ve retook but whatever
Well I’m only using it for free college anyway, although I may re enlist as an officer and retire out of the Army
a niggarow not doing so well on the asvab
I recycle every day even though I believe it will end up in a landfill anyway.
you forgot Self-Succ
She cured my depression.
This is the video that saved me.
what about composting tho
cope or lying
why isnt there a preorder on vynil
also i absolutely LOVE her new single omgomgomg its so beautiful aaaaa
no i dont have a place where i could responsibly compost right now. i live in an apartment building in a city
please marry me
although I may re enlist as an officer and retire out of the Army
it's really not a bad career choice if you can put up with the nonsense.
also, protip for you, take advantage of tuition assistance while you're in active duty as much as you can. you can finish a chunk of your degree without even touching your gi bill benefits, which ultimately gives you more time to fuck off when you go full-time student.
Alizee can help too
If belle delphine ever takes a milk bath and bottles it I would buy her out.
There’s no need to bully me
I didn’t do awful I just did about average
Thanks for the advice, user.
wish I had ridiculously huge pauldrons
god im so excited for the 23th aaaaa
if Belle Delphine ever MAKES A PORNO STARRING HERSELF I would MASTURBATE TO IT.
top echelon of bad fetishes
you better roll a warrior
this but only if she bathes in her own breast milk
sure thing, bud. how long have you got left until you ship out for boot camp?
Struggling with faith currently.
Does anyone else want to believe and be a good boy, but just can't quite?
based me too
im rolling a warrior but i really dont want to play tauren
p. based ngl
read the bible/torah for good deeds/proverbs, and say no to satans spinach
it's 23rd, g. same goes for any date that ends in 3. now sleep.
guys can we talk about tay pls have you even listen to lover
There's nothing wrong with ale, it's 2019 now. AGP is the way to be
It's gay man, I can't.
Look into Kierkegaardian leap of faith perhaps
I’m hoping to get stationed overseas, but knowing my luck I’ll be stationed in the US
you an AGP nebraskan alcoholic?
I'll take that to mean (insert holy book here)
Marijuana, alcohol, and easy living are all poisonous things.
would you go to dinner with me?
dont correct me bish
also i will, to Lover by Taylor Swift
actually marijuana is epic
No, I'm the ct alcoholic. Not an autogynephiliac myself either.
I'm not joking. Internet is really bad for mental health.
I'm rolling mage to stomp on all the bad warriors
the french pedo avatarfag still isn't as bad as some of our worst posters
do you have one (or more) memes that you just cant help but laugh at every time you see it?
actually marijuana is epic
then why are you on the internet still?
NOT on Wikipedia btw, that entry fucking sucks
Roll dread necromancer and just spam profane lifeleech while tickling with your charnel touch and your insane HD of controlled zombies.
oh shit, coming up soon. nervous at all?
slim odds in a job with so many people in it. never know though.
how can ur english get better if i don't
yeah mang, thats it
Every time i see long cat I just FUCKING LOSE IT
Like hysterical laughter for 12 seconds minimum.
6 days I didn't eat and drink. I'm dryfasting.
Pretty sure you can find a good woman, who want to eat with you.
I'm dryfasting and my internet cut in 2 days.
Fasting is fine, but not drinking water is fucking retarded.
Source on thinking thats a good idea?
shhh im trying to sleep
whatever you have to tell yourself
Sleep permanently before you harm children and shame your parents.
sources that agree with me:
sources that agree with you:
He's just *gasps* so long
Why yes, gigachad threads still make me laugh out loud. How could you tell?
im really high so this is making me giggle up a freaking storm
I AM FUCKIN OUT OF MONEY
The Spanish Ambassador complained to Talleyrand that the seals on his diplomatic letters had been broken.
Talleyrand replied, "I shall wager I can guess how the thing happened. I am convinced your despatch was opened by some one who desired to know what was inside."
buy some more retard
Not really nervous, I’m actually kinda excited
Talleyrand's a witty ol' bloke ain't he
I would if I had money, nigger
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord
do not care for french names
Tramone do you have a gayming laptop or something else to keep you entertained?
I have a shitty regular Laptop, but I’ll probably buy a gaming laptop soon
On hearing of the death of a Turkish ambassador, Talleyrand is supposed to have said: "I wonder what he meant by that?"
What did he mean by this? Was this the original "What did he mean by this?"
Talleyrand was the pepe to Nalopeon's wojak
buying money with money
just buy it with your fiat currency
nice. it's all kind of fun and amusing if you've got the right mindset throughout. the worst part is being tired all the time.
watched 30 mins of the vid with bernie on joe rogan
will watch the rest tomorrow
I don't have a fiat dumb fuck
12 nigga 12
I think Rogan is a decent interviewer but doesn't have many views of his own, just agrees with whatever the guest says
Everybody relax, I have everything under control.
brb going to make a meme im thinking of unless i forget it
Talleyrand was the pepe to Nalopeon's wojak
Oh yeah I’ve been told by my recruiters and family in the military to turn my brain off do whatever the drill sergeants says and never say “Yes Sir!” to the drill sergeant
brb going to say it
never mind i dont have gimp installed
And you don't seem to understand
Suicide Squad joker is the fucking worst
A SHAME U SEEMED AN HONEST MAAAAAN
yeah, it's a really simple game. you're probably going to be bigger than any of your drill sergeants anyway, so they probably won't fuck with you too much lol
but how can that be? what happened to all that money your parents made for you?
i have to wake up in 7 hours why cant I sleep? fuuuuuuuuuuuck
joe rogan will be the first person to be fully replaced by a robot
and no one would be able to tell the difference
My parents aren't in the money printing business. One drives a truck the other is in IT. Why would you even assume my parents printed money?
never say “Yes Sir!”
o because he's an ncm?
New us officer program, all female and trans drill sargeants.
Everybody relax. I've got everything under control.
Everybody thought Trumps wall would be on the southern boarder
soon the leafs will have no escape
day of the rake soon, brother
Wait I thought Trump suspended trans people from joining
Wouldn’t they fuck with me more if I’m bigger than them?
a Pincer attack to force trudeau to submit to american rule
I don’t know the exact reason, but I was told most drill sergeants reply “I work for a living!” or some shit
I love how maps like this make Greenland look way way way bigger than it actually is
there's an unflagged ct poster?
not necessarily. mostly just don't make a habit out of fucking up and you'll coast through it fine.
see: only commissioned officers are sirs
MAKE IT STOP
there was a muslim once
it would be the biggest state if it became a state
Yeah I’m sure I’ll be fine
I just hope I don’t get that one guy who fucks it up for the the entire group
Just r3lax. I have everything under control.
What? That has nothing to do with it at all. It's some weird shit drill sergeants take offense at because they want you to address them as "drill sergeant" because they "work for a living." Whatever that means.
Now that women are allowed in the military they should be required to enroll in the draft too. It's only fair.
Schools are brainwashing children into transgenderism. A father detailed his experience facing the Gender Unicorn in an opinion piece on USA Today.
there'll be one. there's always that guy anywhere you go.
Well yeah. But this map makes it look as big as the continental US.
Most feminists would agree with this on you. That's a feminist talking point.
Israel and some other countries do it
why are all the alcoholics obsessed with trannies? really makes you think
Don’t think we’ll ever need the draft anyway
it means NCMs think (or joke) that officers are ineffective nancyboys and the grunts do all the work, and so they take offence (or at least pretend to take offence in order to seize the opportunity to yell at a recruit) when called sir, which is incorrect and insinuates they're an officer
really makes you think
not really. alcoholics are just hedonists.
I don't have flags on and i am in ct
That's me. Not a good one obviously with the.prior alcoholism comment.
I'm an "unflagged" washington poster
From what I can tell some of the ones with flags are awful posters
I don’t drink because I have pcp. Not sure if it’s a good trade off. The zo is good though. Could really go for a vodka and sprite tho desu. Probably not worth it though stupid hangovers and withdrawals. Also I’m stuck at toil for a week.
I miss the old washington posters
go to sleep
we should nuke seattle
There was only one good one
I realized the other day that I'd lived my whole life thinking the Washington Redskins were based out of Washington State and not DC
But I am at work...
There's a state?
Surely you’re joking right?
clack stopped nameposting and reserved himself to posting in the discord as a schizophrenic
I thought it's just a special district. Idk I've never been,
"A guy with a rifle held off 50 cops for hours, 'good guy with' gun is pure myth." "How are you going to revolt against a tyrannical government with just civilian small arms? Don't you know the U.S. government has nukes?"
gimme a break i've never watched a single football game
burger king milk shakes make my farts smell like milk shake
you fucking communist.
that's it, trump better buy greenland so we can box you yellow bellied commies in
*unsubscribes from your blog*
Implying any "good guys" have the ability or desire to do that
And any militia group has more federal agents than actual members
strawberry>>>>>>>>>>>>anything else on the menue
GET ME LONG GUNS ASAP
Wasn't the dude a fucking multiple felon? How was he a good guy? Absolute retard
/cum/ is my personal blog
You can not unsubscribe
he doesnt know about Based Killdozer
man was a hero
i get vanilla but strayberry is good
You can relax. I have everything under control.
*unsubscribes from your replies*
I will make the new thread at 290
If i make it to old age i hope i keep enough of my mental faculties to enjoy feigning senility.
i dont know any of them
it's fun to play but fucking boring to watch
You can't stop me
want to sleep late and go to my emmisions test
gotta take grandma to the store for fucking BREAD even though I took her to two stores yesterday and could've easily carried her to another
seriously what the fuck, we were already on the road. she doesn't even ask, she just tells me she's going to these places and i'm sick of accepting it
some gas money would be nice
Can't you just deliver her a loaf. Lile damn grandma.
Can't she just bake a fucking loaf instead of going all the way to the store for one thing
don't think she knows how to make pita bread
The theory of "containment boards" doesn't work so well when it's so easy to link cross board and the Jow Forums.org homepage and header has all the boards listed
ok i will let you
Jow Forums is a containment site.
having the boards listed allows people to more easily self-sort into their containment zones. otherwise you might get mismatches where people don't really fit into their respective communities. 8ch sort of had this problem since it had so many boards that it was hard to navigate
i know you will
based Florida Man
also this is fake
what the fuck is wrong with that state
anywhere else in the deep south you have inbreeding and general inebriation shit, but its always fucking florida with this shit
anyone else afraid of the dark
those geese are evil
we need to genocide them before they can fly back and shit all over the parks again
Im not a nancy girl, so no
Actually Florida isn't any worse than others. However, in Florida all or almost all arrest records are public record, so crazy bizarro shit ends up in the news more often from Florida. So public perception of Florida is skewed that it is some absurdly freakish nightmare state