/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

i've won every debate i've ever been in and that's an indisputable fact

your mom thinks im more handsome than you are

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wrong

I've never lost a Jow Forums debate because as soon as I feel a loss coming I either close the thread or derail the thread with my advanced strawmanning techniques

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THATS A LIE MOMMY WOULD NEVER SAY THAT

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you just lost this debate bucko.

wrong again

how do I stop staring at tits whilst in conversation with a woman

Go to yurop

just won two debates

Stop watching porn

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stare at her ass instead

That's true. I masturbate to you often.

No

hmm
pretty accurate

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used to masturbate with either hand but now I just use the one

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PLEASE send french gf, pierre

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it always is

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Buds what’s going to happen if I bring a loli doujin into the army barracks and someone finds it

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This is what happen to people who watch porn.

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>boston/NY/new england accents

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you will be the loli
yikes

Every time I hear a really thick new england accent I think about recording it to share it with the world because you rarely hear it even here now. Then I realize im in the parking lot of a burger king and the woman is talking about having her children taken away

you'll become that guy who's into anime shit. also depends on what field you're working in, if you're in anything combative, you'll probably get the shit bullied out of you, otherwise people probably won't care much.

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>Create an account or log in to take the quiz and share your results.

what the FUCK

fuck you, NYT

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court martialed

>equating masturbation with porn watching
way to out yourself, cumbrain

why are french such massive pussies
our boys know how to fight

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hopefully used for target practice

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who is this rat commentating

>dude
>bra
>bro
die

bra, chillax dude

youre harshing the vibes, dog

how do I get a corpse gf(alive)?

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dude bruh bra bro

I’m not combat I have a supportive job
I plan on having a body pillow in my barrack room too
Hope they don’t mind doing the inspections

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dude, I think you need to take a chillpill brah
bro
brotato
brochacho
broski
brostein
brodriguez

ask your tulpa

Wrong link.

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no thanks, I don't want to get POZZED

don't. keep it to yourself best as you can.
what is your job going to be?

if ur crying that means u like me

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Soleil prend un "S" majuscule normalement.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Look at the state of /fr/.

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i wish we could go back to when weebs knew they should feel shame

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is he alive?

theres 2 black girls in that webm

I think.

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so what

dont even know where Oceanside is but apparently saying drinking fountain is the deciding factor

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I wish everyone felt a lot more shame.

It's France after all.

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Tomb Raider III ending music?

and drip water all over the floor like a retard?

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isn't she dizzy wow

Why american people so depressed?

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who is this woman and why is she trying to be alizee

that's nice

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>have a friend (female)
>don't hear from her for months
>reach out to her
>asks me for money
>won't say what for, only that she's fallen on hard times
>tell her no
>she says okay
>messages me a couple days later begging for money again saying her bed is getting repossessed by rent a center or something unless she pays the bills
>don't respond
and that's why I have no friends

only on day 2 of nofap but really have a strong urge to fap
but i will be strong

The 4 S's of waking up
Shower
Shit
Shave
Shower

too many minorities shitting up the place
she's just using you for money, don't give her your betabux

dry yourself off you dumb dog

lmao

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I didn’t do so well on the ASVAB so I’m going to be a Unit Supply Specialist

Yes.
Do you miss your childhood?

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and now your towel is wet, so you won't be able to properly dry yourself off when you're done with your shower

what

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>too many minorities shitting up the place

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>more people watched and listened to bernie on joe rogan than watched the dnc debate

basado

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Hahahaha should have studied more

Priscilla was discovered in a TV talent show and her debut album was released when she was 12. Before the age of 18 Priscilla had released four albums and sold over 1,5 million records. She then starred in a musical TV show Chante! in 2008-2011. She headlined the musical Flashdance, first in Paris in the winter of 2014/2015 and again in the spring of 2016 on a tour across France. In the fall of 2015 she came in second in Danse avec les stars 6.

In May 2017 Priscilla released her sixth album La vie sait.

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>renting a bed

freak shit

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dry harder

shes so qt ives gone deaf haha
damn well at least I get disability payments now

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either all french music is the same or she is just a ripoff alizee

WHAT
IS
IT
YOU
THINK
I
NEED
EVERYTHING
IS
NOT
TRUE

could be worse Tbh, and you can always change to something more appealing if you decide to stick around. it'll probably be a bit boring, but most jobs are 95% of the time anyway, it'll be really cushy though that's for sure.

>t. got denied for obesity

No Alizee is a strong woman.

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damn, this is next level avatarposting.

NEED a french gf

toxic masculinity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯