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need to stop wanking to femdom porn its fucking with my chi

Cannot fathom in its entirety how any French person can cope with their repulsive and vile nationality
Would be surprised if they didnt all cry themselves to sleep, bizarre people probably have specific genres of theatre in their chicken choking language dedicated to these feelings

On this day in British History

>1513 – Battle of the Spurs: King Henry VIII of England and his Imperial allies defeat French Forces, who are then forced to retreat.
>1652 – Battle of Plymouth: Inconclusive naval action between the fleets of Michiel de Ruyter and George Ayscue in the First Anglo-Dutch War.
>1777 – American Revolutionary War: The Americans led by General John Stark rout British and Brunswick troops under Friedrich Baum at the Battle of Bennington in Walloomsac, New York.
>1780 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of Camden: The British defeat the Americans near Camden, South Carolina.
>1812 – War of 1812: American General William Hull surrenders Fort Detroit without a fight to the British Army.
>1819 – The Peterloo massacre takes place at St Peter's Field, Manchester when militia, with sabres drawn, charge a crowd of 60,000 - 80,000 gathered to hear discussion on the reform of parliamentary representation. 18 people are killed and another 600-700 are injured.
>1897 – Endowed by the sugar merchant Henry Tate, the Tate Gallery in London is opened.
>1900 – The Battle of Elands River during the Second Boer War ends after a 13-day siege is lifted by the British. The battle had begun when a force of between 2,000 and 3,000 Boers had surrounded a force of 500 Australians, Rhodesians, Canadians and British soldiers at a supply dump at Brakfontein Drift. The seige was lifted, with a 10,000-strong column led by Lord Kitchener.
>1913 – Completion of the Royal Navy battlecruiser HMS Queen Mary.
>1923 – The United Kingdom gives the name "Ross Dependency" to part of its claimed Antarctic territory and makes the Governor-General of the Dominion of New Zealand its administrator.
>1960 – Cyprus gains its independence from the United Kingdom.

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Coke or Ketamine?

It's not my birthday today

was present for at least half of these

Very nice flag

both at the same time

Union Jack is cooler.

Fix your life.

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Yeah bruh, baby mamas looking for their clout daddy cuh

listening to a bit of liam galigger

IT'S ONLY CALLED A UNION JACK WHEN IT IS ON A SHIP, IT IS CALLED THE UNION FLAG WHEN IT IS NOT.

Pathetic

hope you feel better soon 190, can't have one of the lads feeling down.

I heard mongolian are big guy. IIs it true?

LOL no it isn't fag
everyone knows it's the union jack

this is for you
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Name on Diego

NOEL IS A POTATO
As you were
LG

The butcher's apron.

where is spence

never been one for so-called "edging"
my wanks usually last 5 minutes. i'm not wanking to prolong the pleasure im just trying to cum asap

where my nibbas @

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I am capable of wanking so fast I ejaculate before I am even erect.

aint no blag on the union flag

Bitchees out here lookin for a clout daddy cuh

I reckon the trick to nofap without cheating is to stay busy. Legit busy with IRL stuff and just keep the rhythm with it if that makes sense
If you just cock around with nothing to do you will eventually look it up out of boredom

edging is incel junkie behaviour

not possible

matey who I'm on a hot drinks round with at toil has little special sweeteners he brings from home
today he's got his sweeteners and a fucking spoonful of the regular white stuff
pulled him aside, asked him just what the fuck he thinks he's playing at, he goes "I need it"
not on really, don't like change, me

Folks, how do i speak english english?

For me? Luke Abbott

Based.

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Shame /brit/ attracts so many 13 year olds.

no shit professor

thats also the trick to depression anxiety and all other "mental illnesses"

t. 19 year old

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Speak English but like a paki.

This.

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>you're not bent, you're bored
genius

Would still be both of age to use the board and considerably older than the bulk of posters. Honestly it approaches pre-teen at times.

It isn't really obvious to people with porno addictions (like past me) they think they can just sit around and willpower it away

Can you recognise between Indian or Paki or Bang?

How is it possible that a girl can have such an allure that just thinking about her makes me feel all gooey and warm inside?

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Redpill me on why "grooming" is bad. Say like if you're 18 and you've known a 13 year old girl for 3 years an now she's 16 and you're 21 an you start fucking her.

Your great grandparents probably did similar. You read about those couples that are still together until they're 100 and usually the girl was like 12 when the guy started going out with her.

Don't even ' me

Isn't it really obvious that it's more fun not to? Burger munching gimp.

19 year olds and 13 year olds are identical when you're 25+

*snorts* I just think I'm simply too mature for the user base of 4channel. Ugh, these kids are so juvenile

Genuinely curious to see what the priscilla poster looks like IRL, something grim I imagine

Shant be reading any of this SA puffs posts

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hello paki

this is true

Something similar to this id wager

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he's such a pathetic little sidekick work
never takes charge of anything and instead leeches on to another so-called "personality"

No. No they aren't.

Indian/Paki yeah
haven't a clue what makes a Bangladeshi special

Ask your grandparents you dumb faggot. You great grandad was probably shagging your great gran when he was like 17 and she was 13

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Nonce thinking pure and simple

he used to have a good bit going with the jokes and that
shame what hes become

Try and not talk shit lad, you shouldn't be here for a few years yet

you'll get there

Not at all. I just kept reading about old couples and the ages they got together are always "nonce" tier in todays standards, but they're still together 80 years later

how many nazi webms do i have to watch on /gif/ before i'm indoctrinated

i say again, hello paki

curry shagging nonce

Had a window seat next to two grown proper bearded men who played smash on the switch on a two hour flight today. Very concerning behavior

lol what the fuck does this even say
few more goes on the ol' Duolingo for you, JF

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Fuck off paedo

things 13 year olds bang on about: pretending they've had sex, school
things 19 year olds bang on about: pretending they've had sex, uni

The age of consent should be lowered to 14. That's what it is in Germany right now. Interesting to see how mad the nonce hunters get if the girl is 15, but then in America they get that same anger if the girl is under 18. In germany AOC is fucking 14 years old.

I need to eat more food to look like this.

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Nazi indoctrination only works if you are a loser to begin with and think it is the jews fault that you are a loser

Anyone who thinks that the conversation level of a 13 year old and a 19 year old are even similar, is clearly still in their teens or coping with learning difficulties themselves.

the age of consent is a fabricated myth

nonce this, paedo that. if you really were against all of that, you wouldn't be posting here.

Not going to start playing around with numbers age and sex but I think if you are developed sexually under 18 can (keyword can) be alri

Is I did it once.

don't blame anyone but myself for my status as a loser tbf but still think the jews are a menace

Conversation !rcel isn

Was expecting to get made more fun of for my hair photo to be honest, bit dissapointed.

why was it concerning?

and I assume you literally meant 13 year olds are lurking /brit/ as well
or was that wishful thinking, you fucking nonce

How so

didnt think it was you
will be saving it now and periodically reposting to laugh at