5 AM thread because fuck you edition
/dixie/ — The South & Friends
Xavier Robinson
Levi Flores
Lived in Randolph,Vermont few months. Most guys there has confederate flag in their room.
Ryan James
weird
Juan Anderson
Eli Barnes
More like rise and shine edition bc it's workday, but not for me obviously I'm enjoying life
Comfy, would eat
Hunter Bailey
C H I C K E N
S T E A K
>doctor
>botanist
>accountant
>sailor
>whatever gay thing Conway does
interesting range of wageoids we have here
Owen Cooper
Imagine being a cespool of IT's and codemonkeys like majority of other generals
Christopher Peterson
forgot
>oil rig worker
since apparently Texway is back from the dead again
>Imagine being a cespool of IT's and codemonkeys like majority of other generals
I don't blame /v4/fags for being CS dorks, if I was from those countries that's probably what I'd do too. The only one we ever had here was M*con
Jackson Gonzalez
sailor?
Ayden Reed
yes
Henry Watson
It's not just /v4/, they at least have a tram driver. From what I know a lot of other generals have at least 50% of their regular posters being cs
Also what does finn do, I never got it
The georgian vessel-person
Aaron Thomas
that's cool
Benjamin King
he works part-time at a funeral home or something
yes, you'll undoubtedly get an excited (You) from him in a few hours
Charles Davis
Somehow appropriate
Elijah Gray
Kevin Morris
student now
Brandon Ortiz
of necromancy?
Jeremiah James
IT shit
Joseph Baker
I wanted to study it too but I failed my entrance exam lol
Gabriel Martinez
i think i got most of my points from the pre material that had nothing to do with math
Josiah Cook
reminder that STEM majors are insectoids
Samuel Moore
>t. retard
Thomas Powell
stop larping as a mentaly ill person virginia
Andrew Anderson
Carson Russell
>>whatever gay thing Conway does
I cam for 75 year old chinese men
>The only one we ever had here was M*con
wasn't macon a systems engineer or some shit
Jaxson Baker
zero(0) confederate leaders were prosecuted for treason
Aiden Edwards
Cameron Phillips
Angel Williams
I wish I had friends to drink with
Brayden Wright
you don't greentext that you yank newfag
not an argument
based
it was some techie nerd thing
Jordan Long
and a broken clock is right twice a day, and the same applies to słoneczko
Kayden Reyes
imagine studying for something that will be automated
Isaiah Rogers
Imagine not studying how to destroy automation
Colton Thompson
Jack Diaz
wtf is sloneczko?
Parker Diaz
your google-fu is weak
it means sweety, sweaty
Cameron Lewis
Dominic Robinson
What a goof
Jace Cruz
nice dubs get a manual labor job so youre not a twink anymore
ive seen it both ways
Ryder Moore
why r europeans so stupid lol
Gavin Bennett
based luddite
Asher Hughes
you don't want to know
Nolan Butler
if dubs I post my dick
Mason Smith
roll
Dylan Sanchez
i do, now tell me
Joshua Harris
Nathaniel Sullivan
state of german education
Kayden Rivera
>mom found the zip drawer
John Foster
some extremely autistic self-hating retard from /v4/
there's a link to a post that describes him very well but I don't have it on hand right now
Joshua Moore
you'll see my dick one day
Carter Wright
Eli Carter
goffee
Joseph Powell
checked and confirmed
Jace Roberts
devils drink
Nicholas Johnson
False prophet
Coffee is life
Juan Lee
left click and hold
drag over multiple files
right click on a highlighted file
rename
number
enter
????
bertaposting
Lincoln Morris
Do you know the story behind why I did that
Jordan Smith
i heard alberta is a hippie
that true?
Daniel Foster
NEIN
Isaac Rogers
no
drop /lore/
Ayden Gomez
you fuckin hippie
Eli Perry
>first board was /out/ which is full of unironic boomers who are really naive and childish by other board standards
>learn by observing them what is the correct way to post on Jow Forums is
>vista comes with image previews turned off as default
>don't know this, think it's just old software being old software
>have to name each file something unique so I know what I'm posting here
>for some autistic reason I didn't use literal names
>instead I use weird """jokes""", so instead of naming pic related "big backpack" or something it is what you see now
>the dixons think this is hilarious but also annoying and bully me for it
>finn teaches me how to turn image previews on so I can leave the standard number filename
>decide to rename all my other files to numbers so I don't continue to be bullied
>dixons think this is also hilarious and laugh at me for doing that
Then at that point I had become way less self-conscious and decided to just leave them as # (#) filenames for the meme.
Levi Howard
>what is the correct way to post on Jow Forums is
Tyler Moore
true boomer - Jow Forums initiation
i have heard you were quite easy to troll back in the day
Jordan Ortiz
summoning
youtube.com
VAN DOES UNBELIEVABLE WHEELIE
Robert Clark
Yes.
I didn't even know what a copypasta was until Uusi got me with like 3 of them.
Eli Bailey
Landon Jones
good times, you replying to the tobacco paste full heartily
Charles Cook
That one got me so bad because it seemed like something you would actually say at the time
Sebastian Lopez
Post it please
Kevin Baker
...
Chase Butler
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
Jack Diaz
Brayden Ross
>when the spicy diarrhea gets u
Levi Phillips
Lincoln Flores
>peat-gavel
I still have no idea what this means
Joshua Ward
Peat, also known as turf, is an accumulation of partially decayed vegetation or organic matter. It is unique to natural areas called peatlands, bogs, mires, moors, or muskegs
gavel is a stonemason's mallet
basically a bad translation of a finnish insult
Tyler Lee
now im even more confused. what do mallets and turf have to do with each other?
Austin Carter
it exists in English too, it's just uncommon.
Robert Harris
Jose Cook
>Kamala Harris releases healthcare plan calling for privatisation of medicare
wtf is she doing
Michael Edwards
are there ancient stone circles in herault that you can hike to
Julian Cox
>Jim Varney is still dead
James Lewis
>calling for privatisation of medicare
is she trying to get the non-existent lolbertarian black vote or something
Kevin Adams
>The anniversary of the fall of Jerusalem and destruction of King Solomon’s temple, one of the Old Testament’s most significant events, has been marked with the announcement of archaeological discoveries from the site. Digging on Mount Zion has uncovered ash from the fires that burned much of the city, arrows of the invaders, and an earring left behind in the panic.
>A siege of Jerusalem by Babylonian forces, ending in 586 or 587 BCE with the sacking of Jerusalem, was sufficiently important in Jewish history to be described repeatedly in the Bible. Much of the population of Judah were killed, and many others were taken to Babylon as prisoners, whose tortures were recorded in gruesome detail. Their exile lasted almost 50 years, and the temple’s destruction remains commemorated by the fast of Tisha B’Av, one of the holiest days on the Jewish calendar.
>The Bible is not always a reliable historical document, but in 2017 layers of ash and smashed pottery were found, revealing it got this one largely right, even if it did somewhat exaggerate the proportion of the city that was burned.
>Further examination has now confirmed the layer as coming from the city’s destruction, and revealed some of its contents. Located on Mount Zion, outside the “old city” walls, the ash contains arrowheads of the Scythian-style, known to have been used by the Babylonians, and pieces of broken pots. It also contains rarer items, such as an earing made of a mixture of gold and silver, and lamps.
People always get so surprised when things from the Bible turn out to be real. It's literally one of the best historical records in existence of a time that we don't have very much actual information about. Also try telling an atheist that Jesus is overwhelmingly accepted to have existed by historians. I'm not even one of those "checkmate atheists xP libtard troled epic style" people but they lean on academia so much that it's fun making their heads explode by pointing out when it contradicts them.
Mason Evans
she's like Hillary Clinton except Californian, double the neoliberalism, and double the token minority points due to being black as well as female. she's just fucking awful
Adam Reyes
retarded wymans
Chase Rogers
most atheists think they're geniuses because they read pop-sci book and shit like Vonnegut
Chase Martinez
Robert Hall
>Also try telling an atheist that Jesus is overwhelmingly accepted to have existed by historians
Josephus mentioned him and he was by no means a fan of Christians. i'm pretty sure that someone else mentioned shit that went down after Pilate crucified him
Sebastian Brooks
jesus is even mentioned multiple times in the old testament, if you read carefully, so the synagogue of satan have no excuses
Carson Cooper
the lion will lay down with the lamb
Carter Bell
there's also Paul
he wrote about Jesus only like thirty years after he died, makes it explicitly clear that he was a real person, and also claims to have met James (Jesus's brother/cousin)
also idk where they think Christians came from if Jesus didn't exist
Luke Robinson
tater thots?
Juan Nguyen
nb4 finn
Nathaniel Long
Wyatt Myers
we should kill the Finn
Kevin Lee
no
Hudson Lopez