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Just so we're clear, since I've seen some retarded conservative boomer age Americans on Twitter who seems think that this is a thing that could actually happen.

Greenland isn't being sold and that fact has nothing to do with Denmark being willing to sell or not.
Greenland isn't salable, it's an autonomous country, Denmark doesn't own it and thus cannot sell it.
There's a reason the story only consists of Trump asking his advisors about the mere possibility of the purchase, no official offer will be extended because the sale cannot happen.
We don't live in the year 1917, selling entire populated landmasses out from under the feet of the people living there isn't a thing that happens.

This isn't a serious discussion and it will be remembered solely as another "Trump said something dumb" footnote of history.

stop right there Norwegian scum
by the legacy of Eiríkr Rauði and Leifr Eiríksson I hereby claim Greenland as an integral part of greater Iceland

Party pooper

he can buy it from the Greenlanders then
offer to pay off their entire state debt and double whatever subsidies you give them in exchange for association status

you two should swich name you are greenland and the big guy is iceland

Greenlanders would be greedy enough to accept.

The name "Greenland" is literally a fake news marketing trick by Erik the Red to trick people into going there.

a lot of words to say nothing
you're delusional if you think it can't happen

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what can we do to stop it

desu Iceland isn't very green either, it's just in comparison to literally the iciest country on earth that we look like it

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Offer more, and make sure Greenland come back into the EU in the next 10 years, by advertising gibs and development programs.

>wanting spic shitholes
>wanting islands full of niggers
dumb mutt

quick, activate the final plan
plant trees i heared it was very green when nordic first went on it

Its actually land of Scotland since an Kallisut man came to Scotland and his last wish was for Scotland to own Greenland.

Well if its an independent nation then just try to make it into a state. You know its been awhile since we did it like that.

>just try to make it into a state
0% chance of that happening
Greenland has less than 1/10 the population of Wyoming and half of them are fishermen and the other half alcoholics
you're really gonna give them 2 senators?

We know. Let us shitpost in peace please.

2 senators is a small price to pay for the access to the arctic.

Maybe it could be done precisely because Greenland is so autonomous. Advertise that you'd give plenty of gibs to the Greenlanders in case they choose to break away from Denmark and join your country.
Just promise every single Eskimo over there a free truck and some high end fishing gear and there you have it

I'll agree with
But if we didn't want to we could leave them as a colony like Puerto Rico

And free monthly shipments of vodka for ten years of course

>like Puerto Rico
more like the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa and those other territories nobody cares about
Greenland would literally be the smallest of those in terms of population

lmao that would do it

>But if we didn't want to we could leave them as a colony like Puerto Rico
No because they wouldn't vote to become a fucking colony like Puerto Cuckold.
The whole point is that you have to entice them to vote to join America.

Leif Erikson xD
Nice Vinland Saga reference Thorfinn xdddddds
Exdeeeeee

it's called Eiríks saga rauða (Eiríkr the Red's saga)

that's it, you're coming back too, ólafur
we're all going to be one happy family again

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You wish tyrese
Denmark already told you to fuck off

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Yes but today there is an anime called Vinland Saga so now all the normies are discovering for the first tine icelandic sagas

>implying
Norway is rightful Icelandic clay we'll be coming for you soon too

they're just playing hard to get

why have i not heard of this

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fine. you do it.
I just want the old gang back together again

is "Tommy le dice" the correct grammar or should i say "tommy dice" in conversation ? the le is weird to me. not sure

further examination of the thread leads me to believe this is not the place to ask. it would appear the continent is mostly still asleep. i apologize.

Crimea wasn`t bought

It's a good anime desu

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Reminder that Snowden revealed we have been wanting it for sime time and we already tried buying it once

Daily reminder that Hans Island, and thus Greenland as a whole, is rightful Canadian clay

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Hans Island is Icelandic
so are Vínland, Markland and Helluland

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Tommy le dice, tommy says to her
Tommy dice, tommy says

its actually spanish... i'm just dumb and in the wrong thread.

Fake news, never happened
The truth is that Columbus, the son of King Władysław, discovered the Americas

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