/brit/

Its youre mum LOL

When you walk without ease
On these
Streets where you were raised
I had a really bad dream
It lasted twenty years, seven months, and twenty seven days
I never, I'm alone, and I
Never, ever oh, had no one ever

Literally me
I am Morrissey

>wah wah wah I don't like toil!!
get a grip
toil is easy

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shut the fuck up manchild

>fag
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY

Twenty pints of boddingtons every friday night
Twenty pints of boddingtons then were outside for a fight

is it though?
yes yes you're a very well-broken goy
i'm sure toilberg will give you a pat on the head and a biscuit

Here's some song lyrics
damn I'm deep, they like, speak to me about my life
I don't think most people think deeply about lyrics like I do

ruminating on my past errors and manifold personal failings

Is janny gay?

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i like toiling

I'm there every 3 months. Hammersmith. I'll be there on the 4th of October. I don't get worked up by people on the internet, sorry. But if you'd like to meet me, face to face, and talk it out, let me know and we can arrange something.

Been doing this a lot recently

No he is just a paedophile
Little girls are the jannys favourite

Thinking about my date with a black girl later today.

What janny think of Alizee?
Is she hot?

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blog on

joining random IRCs even though i'm too shy to actually break the silence once i have a username

If you search twenty pints on youtube and scroll down seaside mark is on there lol

We did this already mate

oh joy, Dave vs homealone for the rest of the day

got invited to go paintballing tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=4LAztew7QHI

mandatory watching

SCREECHING

I'd love to chat face-to-face pal, hammersmith is perfect. how about we meet at the william morris there?

might decide to become a 'Chad' one of these days. still mulling it over.

had the ex dream again lads

wheres homealone

>cooldown timer unfreezes right when the advertising starts
it's a sign

prolly at home

I have date later today. Shes quite a pretty black girl.
She speaks french and originally comes from africa.

Alone?

Saturday the 5th (of October) at Draft House. 9pm. You'll know who I am once you arrive.

Glad ive got a date tonight.
Got another indian girl lined up too for this weekend or next week.

safe to say im not a happy bunny

wish i could come too. would be bants

Na, he’s off out tonight, A-level results parties and all

hey siri, define de lads

all fun and games until i turn up with a kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition

I wonder what we'll talk about on our date.

blog on

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How gay you are

NEED a black gf lads

Just 5 hours till my date lads

honestly can't wait
I'm going to...
*does shadow boxing moves*
...teach you a lesson

they love it though

nigel forage btfo

here we go, another brexit rant ruining the thread

Last went on a date about 18 months ago now

Im meeting her by my work which is convenient. Nice few places around here to choose from.

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rorke is cancelled.

STAYVUN

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>is it though?
yeah

Draft house is alright go to the one by tower hill, can get foot long pork scratchings. Annoying that they use the yank 'draft' though

just fuck her in the ass bro

My mentality going into this date? Just have some fun dont worry about outcomes. Have a good time

*surreptitiously googles "steak canadian"*

Dave, he's not even posting
you can stop

Witcher 3 is so fucking good

Just lookig to see if brit has any top insights for my big date later today.

My mentality going into dates is usually 'how can I trick this bint into sleeping with me'

where is he

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Do you have a pc

toil has ascended gimmickhood, like "ah yes" and "alri" and "'"

Yeah it obviously should be draught I mean look at those two words and tell me draft makes sense

hehe me too, that’s why I usally take them for drinks then suggest going back to mine for a joint afterwards

in heaven probably

hehe

greetings and felicitations, fellow gamer

poos fucking stink lads haha
VILE

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lmao

any /brit/ niggas in who used to say ":3"

Would you say you are fat at all Diego?

yeah drugs and that

Dobt really know much about my date. I guess ill find out.

Bit boring
Combat is spammy crap and just not fun so I couldn't get past the second map you go to, quit there. Waste of 20 euro.

nah nearer underweight than over

Help me find a girlfriend, /brit/

Yeah. Also used to do =] on MSN all the time. Don't like pressing shift simple as

oh no, rorke isn't going to like this one bit, he will smash his computer chair again and mummy will have to buy him a new one

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i always wished i was one of those people but i'm too awkward and formal

only to American girls on MSN, they loved that shit

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I usally take dates to the local castle and then the pub across the road, makes me seem more cultured

excellent that’s a good position to be in to START LIFTING

rorke ""arguments"", ladies + gents

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ohai :3

and this is an old fucking building
anyway, if I buy you a bacardi breezer will you play with it a bit

>implying rorke wasn't cheering for the first 3