>Be 13 >School has an exchange program with a school in Wyoming >Get sent to a pretty average white American family for a week. >The day I arrive is one of the kid's birthday >The mother is preparing dinner for 10+ people >"Great, I'm going to discover some food from another country" >The food arrives >It's Chicken with a few tomatoes, it all looks like it was water-cooked. >Along with it are peeled water-cooked potatoes. >No seasoning, nothing. >We start eating >Everyone compliments the food, saying it tastes great. >I don't understand, my food tastes like cardboard >Kids are literally moaning, claiming it's the best food they ever ate, and I'm not making this stuff up. >Spend a good 5 minutes comparing my plates to other's, maybe we didn't get the same food, I don't know. >Diner is over, it was absolutely horrible but I'm too polite to say anything >Some kid turn to me with a shit-eating grin >"They don't make food like this in France, now do they?"
that's what you get for going to wyoming. they dont know about other people or the world in general. a boiled potate with no seasoning is all those unfortunate, ignorant people know
Josiah Torres
It's pretty bad elsewhere in the US, Wyoming might be the worst but your """"cuisine""""" is shit
Jayden Diaz
Imagine having an exchange program with a flyover state. Maximum cringe.
Levi Diaz
You should've cooked them a French meal to dab on their cooking
Juan Perry
>Shit that never happened. Everyone knows boiled anything especially chicken loses all flavor.
Ethan Campbell
It really did happen, I'm not sure it was boiled but it certainly had zero flavor, maybe it was just put in the oven without any seasoning.
I was a kid so I don't remember all the details, but man, that chicken had the taste of paper
Angel Davis
I'll take 'shit that never happened ' for $400, Alex.
Isaiah Wright
I feel your pain user, us food must be horrible after french cuisine.
Andrew Jackson
nigger, you what? if you boil chicken at low temp it's tasty as fuck, even without any sauce
Who the fuck makes boiled chicken? We only roast turkey here.
Austin Adams
kek
Joseph Miller
You probably got placed with Mormons or members of some cultish Protestant sect. Condolences.
Brandon Cox
Wyoming isn't known for its cuisine. Further south there's a lot of spicy food though.
Jeremiah Jenkins
This story didn't happen, simply due to the fact that Wyoming does not exist.
Lucas Flores
did you have a good time in Wyoming
Ryder Perry
There's a lot of outdoors activities to do there. It's a paradise for a hiker, mountaineer, camper, or wildlife watcher.
Kevin Garcia
Wyoming is a state for people who enjoy being outdoors and not shut-ins like OP
Brandon Carter
K
Chase Powell
Prove this happened or fuck off >Wyoming >not frying at least one thing >wanting outsiders from another country
Juan Cruz
>le wypipo too spicy meme >20 replies and just getting started I’m putting WAY too much work into my b8
Lincoln Wood
Americans are a mystery
Jaxon Thompson
You’re just looking in the wrong places >he’s never had homemade Johnny cakes
Cooper Taylor
do they really?
Michael Ortiz
while i dont agree with the ruskie, chicken does have flavour by itself, thats why fucking broths exist. Stop eating with too much salt/butter.
Camden Barnes
>le wypipo too spicy meme it's not a baseless meme lad
Elijah Brooks
amerimutts aren't white though this thread is what happens when a white person gets invited to eat by sh*tskins
Ethan Murphy
Similar experience. >Go to America to see some distant family relation >They try and cook 'authentic British cuisine' to make me feel at home >Toad in the hole >Kippers >Sunday dinner >Haggis Everything was shit except the haggis, I guess you cant go wrong with lamb, everyone else had an opposite opinion. Saying everything was lovely. >Some obese kid (some fucko cousin) didn't like anything >Goes out with his mom >Comes back with 2 bags of McDonalds
Fuck you faggot. They were tyring to be accomodating and the least you can be is a little appreciative.
Leo Parker
Serious A for effort though, such hospitality is very decent
Carter Morris
boiled potato is ok if you put the creme fraiche ciboulette sauce on it
Andrew Morgan
In much of the US, food is simple and not particularly flavorful compared to French cuisine. People tend to be polite and welcoming though.
Alexander Rogers
Russians put ketchup on steak. You're not allowed to have opinions on food.
Mason Adams
I never said I never appreciated the effort, all I said is that they didn't do a nice job, very charming people actually. Southern hospitality at its finest.
