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janny wont be pleased
My style is impetuous
lmaooooo whats wrong with his eyeeeee
spirit
>twitching
throbbing
>twitching
throbbing
>twitching
throbbing
magicks are abound
sent home from toil early for asking the customers at the drive-thru if they aware of the global ZOG menace
Texting indian girl as i speak
Cant let getting flaked get me down
At the gym too
how can you have the gall to criticise other posters when, left to your own devices, you post utter fucking drivel like that
like what the fuck did that add to anything you actual fucking scrote
Fuck off you virgin
ever see when you click on a youtube link off of fb it adds an extra wee bit into the url to track you? just fuck off zuck ffs it'll show in the chat as the normal url then you click it and the url is about 3x the length
On this day in British History
>1513 – Battle of the Spurs: King Henry VIII of England and his Imperial allies defeat French Forces, who are then forced to retreat.
>1652 – Battle of Plymouth: Inconclusive naval action between the fleets of Michiel de Ruyter and George Ayscue in the First Anglo-Dutch War.
>1777 – American Revolutionary War: The Americans led by General John Stark rout British and Brunswick troops under Friedrich Baum at the Battle of Bennington in Walloomsac, New York.
>1780 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of Camden: The British defeat the Americans near Camden, South Carolina.
>1812 – War of 1812: American General William Hull surrenders Fort Detroit without a fight to the British Army.
>1819 – The Peterloo massacre takes place at St Peter's Field, Manchester when militia, with sabres drawn, charge a crowd of 60,000 - 80,000 gathered to hear discussion on the reform of parliamentary representation. 18 people are killed and another 600-700 are injured.
>1897 – Endowed by the sugar merchant Henry Tate, the Tate Gallery in London is opened.
>1900 – The Battle of Elands River during the Second Boer War ends after a 13-day siege is lifted by the British. The battle had begun when a force of between 2,000 and 3,000 Boers had surrounded a force of 500 Australians, Rhodesians, Canadians and British soldiers at a supply dump at Brakfontein Drift. The seige was lifted, with a 10,000-strong column led by Lord Kitchener.
>1913 – Completion of the Royal Navy battlecruiser HMS Queen Mary.
>1923 – The United Kingdom gives the name "Ross Dependency" to part of its claimed Antarctic territory and makes the Governor-General of the Dominion of New Zealand its administrator.
>1960 – Cyprus gains its independence from the United Kingdom.
Waaaaay too many incels and virgins in /brit/. We need a cleansing. And fast.
Since diego's here I just remembered -
BLOG ON
Not a virgin
Have had 3 gfs and shagged 2 others
lost 50 pounds
You're definitely a virgin
Date flaked on me earlier
At the gym now just lifting it out.
tough luck, on the horses was it?
ILL BE A GOOD SPORT
ILL BE A GOOD SPORT
Wahey some yank tourist dropped 50 quid on the floor so I swiped it
Not mate.
Just got flaked but i have a girl in reserve
playing the stock market. there's ups and downs y'know
going to wank 4 or 5 times today in the hopes it'll let me last longer having sex later
yeah that's why we started calling your mum's bed that
didnt step on any cracks
hello malamong
You can anal orgasm that easily?
calling it what
cute receptionist at toil started the day in tights and now she's bare-legged wewwwwww
put me off wanking, I'll just have to call it at 3, thanks a lot mate.
what's wrong with it. when was the last time magick john dee etc was talked about. you are surely aware of the rich magicical traditions of these isles.
Ever had a girl cowgirling you when your sitting up as well as you're shagging her Diego?
its here
that tummy is so tight
Would you rather drink a bottle of vodka tonight or smoke a pack of cigs tonight?
pack of darts
might just do x
how does one become rentberg?
vodka, I was thinking of getting some of that cheap tonic wine sanatogen in savers as it was only 5.50 for a bottle but what if it tastes nothing like buckfast?
Date? Yeah she flaked but im over it now
Just lifting weights haha
fags for me dont really like drinking x
shrooooooooooomies
shag your mother i think
Saw a guy in a "keep calm and watch harry potter" hoodie nicking stuff in savers GRIM GRIM GRIM
what child speaks like this
Reminder that fatties have literally NO excuse.
unlucky haha perhaps next time
woah duder that's over the line. you can't talk about somebody's mom like that!
Bottle of vod for breakfast and 3 packs a day min
Ok ok she flaked?
But honestly, im over it now
Just pumping sone weights
cant say i have
Cigs, no more drinking for me. Makes me miserable.
Hello? Yeah. Yep. Look I'm just at the gym lifting weights i'll call you back alright?
Lets hope
Plenty more fish in the sea. (Hell even she might even try to arrange another date(not banking on that though))
>Makes me miserable
Same. I get high then i go into the pit for a few days.
warwickshire mentioned
Poor mikey
>Michael 'Mikey' Connors, 30, was catapulted into the air when BMW struck cart
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What about blasting a girl when she's lying down and you're ontop but her face is in the pillow?
think i'll just sit around and do nothing today
Fuck nigger.
He claimed to have an m3
America has produced so many great boxers.
Crazy like they absolutely dominated the sport for so long
over the line buddy! we don't use that type of language around here
in the paki barbers and a rorke just started being racist
let me check the diary
I'm ready so said it.
Fuck sakes
Cant take him anywhere
Wish I could blast every female in the head with a rifle
based chad ascension
lost 196 pounds
>paki barbers
England is a dystopian nightmare turned reality
Saw loads of Turkish barbers in Ireland
Yes, yes she does look like that.
None round my ends
reckon those lips would feel really nice sucking my dick honestly if i was drunk enough i might be persuaded but i think he would speak with his blokey voice and i would see red with remorse and kill him
Errrrrr what the fuck what a yam headed ugly paki
Me n the boys got an eight of flake for the weekend
>The holocaust is a joke. Yeah cry white boy.
>Heil hitler.
Fucking state of him.
We should set Poley up with Diego
Bit of ffs and brit will be eating its own hat.
Those are all actors though
this paki lad tried to sell us weed outside king's cross
Nigger.
post some good tunes
hes got standards. she has to be female
no
foy
Beak like a dodo
ok
>that nose