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The animal edish

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It's your time

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kill anime

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TO SHINE

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ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?
with every guitar string scar on my hand
i take this magnetic force of a man to be my

LOVER

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DON'T PUT ME IN SKATES

Please Stand For Our National Anthem

OPEN UP THE SAFE
BITCHES GOT A LOT TO SAY
PUSSY IN YOUR FACE
THAT’LL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE

Just ate a mexican kebab pizza and it was honestly too spicy for me. I had to wash it down with water between every bite

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Still burning my mouth rn. Thank God for wine and vodka

>Swedish “Cuisine”

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile

ummm yes? you don't like chicken, curry, pineapple,banana and peanuts on your pizza??

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And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe make them happy for a while

unironically might be the least appealing food i’ve seen in my life

But february made me shiver
With every paper I deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

check your privilege???

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that one looks tasty, although pizza seems like a less than effective delivery method for those foods

I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

What would you suggest? A wrap?

Gonna try and finish my essay today

Elon Musk and the YangGang (2024) will ensure that anime is made into reality (and thats a good thing)

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doner kebab is usually in a pita or sandwich right

Wypipo baka

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

yeah, but we transformed it by putting it on a pizza
I unironically h8 spicy food. It is for third worlders only

how is it even possible to eat in pizza format
do you eat the toppings first before the slices?

The meat, spices, sauce and vegetables is placed on the pizza. Every slice contains a bit of heaven

how do i get a gf with giant tits?

Was playing Apex
Teammates (they queues together) started whining about me not landing with them
Both died instantly
Had to run to them and killed the guys who killed them
We won
I had 17 kills and they had one each

Release manager bane of my existence

why does he wear the mask

I am so fucking horny, I want to have sex sex sex sex AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>mexican kebab pizza
i don't even know what is kebab... and what makes it "mexican"?

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Had sex this morning AMA

Did you squeeze the boobies?

al pastor is related to kebab

stop being obsessed with sex, pls

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HAVE SEX

I can't, I'm such a horndog, I need to get my fucking dick wet you don't understand

My new tattoo is itchy but I can’t scratch it

Gonna have sex tomorrow AMA

Not sure how girls could be attracted to guys at all

ok...
but why?

Yes
Based

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Guys can be attractive.

How come neoliberal capitalism is said to be the only system that works when once every decade it causes a massive global economic downturn that's only fixed through widespread Keynesian spending from the government?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab
The mexican part is just a bunch of different spices

only when they look like girls

Read Out of the Wreckage

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honestly i've been thinking of blondelashes all day

Which btw is waaaaay too spiccy for me. Some paprika and garlic would have been enough

I’m no ancap, but these cyclical downturns can largely be attributed to the actions of the Federal Reserve, which basically constitutes a corruption of state power by the banks, and is entirely outside of neoliberal market forces

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Such a fucking incel these days

This water is WAAAAYYYY too spicy!!

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Source on that quote? Looks like propaganda.

I want a trap bf but i'm not gay what do i do
also i'm afraid of aids

those are not that attractive desu

bro you gay

rush limbaugh is boomer posting right now and he's talking about how great the music was and how much better things were back then and how millennials are stupid and doesn't have the slightest self awareness

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who's that?

idk it's probably fake lmao
i just thought it was funny in context

more accurately the establishment of a central bank is 90% of enslaving a nation
up for debate perhaps how much the bolshevist system resembled slavery

THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=FEEOK9eBmHg

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a boomer radio host
he loves apple and hates millennials

hey, i also like apples, but i give zero fucks about millennials

i'd say like 75% of boomers are legit retards

i think it was the lead poisoning

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Business idea:
Lasagnwich

nah, you're all exaggerating

millennials are worse than boomers, but not quite as bad as zoomers.

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Business idea: kill the rich and take their wealth

remember when we didn't get (you)'s? and you just had to kind of figure out through context if someone was talking to you or obsessively watch your post? that was dark times.

a sandwich of lasagna sounds disgusting

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Horrible take
Boomers have literally destroyed the climate and economy
Kill yourself

how would you even know? you're mexican

>millennials are worse than the generation that raised them

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Reminder that /cum/ is an anti-racist general

how are millenials worse than boomers

in what way are we worse? boomers did way more drugs had kids way younger couldn't stay married and didn't get educated everything they had was a gift from their dead fathers.

goddamn millenials

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i told three doorbell salesman to fuck off in a week after i bought my house. door to door doorbell salesman. in 2019, imagine that. whole block has 'em.

lol what? there's doorbell salesman?

Because gamgam says I’m so much more mature than all those STUPID millennials :) she calls me her big boy and says Im such a big man whenever I her I hate millennials and how much I love republicans and low taxes

oh yeah. and security systems and a black guy trying to sell me meat out of his truck. got a fucking five year old sitting on a cooler in the back. no fucking thank you. 0% chance thats from a cow.

millennials are a bunch of insufferable limp wrist faggots. at least boomers made something of themselves.

here we see our older generation as someone to learn from

thank you for your service.

one day a female will make eye contact with me

Generation traitors will hang with the boomers when the revolution begins

yeah probably because your older generation aren't spoiled ignorant assholes who flooded your country with immigrants simply so property values would skyrocket

Hating millennials shows that you have a small brain
Subhumans with that line of thinking are almost certainly also the same group that thinks college is stupid and dumb and gay and libtard propaganda unlike based blue collar trades

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Bro I’m so lazy I don’t wanna do unskilled labor
Let’s let in millions of unskilled workers to do it for us for pennies on the dolla- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK BROS WHY IS OUR COUNTRY FULL OF SHITSKINS THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR DAMN LIBTARDS MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

Weird African dude always walks around the outside office screeching on the phone during my wagie break time

I wonder if he has a podcast or something it doesn’t seem like anyone is responding to him

that's what automation is for, now we're just going to have a whole bunch of unskilled unemployed immigrants

so easy to stir up you faggots