Do Americans really do this?

>That profile picture

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Bernie can save us

Do you guys think she even works in a warehouse?

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>when you turn up the volume but it's only Grizzly

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She doesn't exist

the future

She’s a replicant

God I wish I cared about anything in my life this much

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You will soon, wagie

nope, I'm a neet

>the year is 2030
>you wake up in your bedroom/bathroom/kitchen/livingroom/entire house
>you wash down you 80mg of lexapro and 100mg of vyvanse with 500ml of soylent
>you fold up your coach/bed so you can shower while you brush your teeth, piss and shit into your squat toilet
>you dry yourself get dressed ,step out the door and into your tesla self driving smartcar
>you put in your air pods and listen to your favorite algorithmically generated music
>you arrive at work after and hour and hop into your amazon cage, you spend the next 14 hours sending out Dilators, iPhones, diabetes medication, AR15s, razer gaming accessories and nike sneakers all over your city
>your shift is up and you head home to your 80 square foot living space
>you lie in bed with your tablet and immediately donate two hours wages ($18) to your favorite twitch streamer, she reads you name and makes a heart with her hands and beams a smile at her webcam
>you wonder what your life would be like with her while you check your facebook and stalk her instagram
>before you know it two hours have passed and it's time for bed, you wash down 50mg Restoril with 500ml of soylent:PM and shut your lights out for your 6 hours of sleep
>you awake next morning and repeat all of this

>your tesla
tesla is moving towards a self driving car fleet as a service in the future

wagies wouldn't actually be able to afford a personal vehicle

based, cagie genocide when?