>the chad latino
>names his kids something cool like Batman or Goku
>the virgin whitey
>names his kids some generic trash like John or Will
The chad latino
Christian King
Juan James
I knew a black guy named John Lennon da Silva.
Julian Morgan
kek
worst i've seen in person was a young kid named Atila, and one called Max
Ryan Evans
>one chance at life
>named after A FUCKING BIRD
Angel Sanchez
I know a guy named Ryan Dagoberto Soto
Camden Brown
Excuse me William is a based name, probably one of the best
Luis Brooks
Man I'd love to give my newborn son some retarded meme name like Kal-El so he'll grow up always desperately struggling to meet up to impossible expectations because his retarded dad named him after a fictional superhero.
Thomas Sullivan
>having the same name than the Prince of Bel Air
Cooper Scott
Chase Hernandez
whats wrong with Max? its short for Maximillian.
Anthony Gonzalez
it sounds wierd here in Spain.
only low class spaniards give their children english names
If you see any Kevin, Michael, Jennifer or Jonathan in Spain, his parents were retards and he probably looks like this
Hunter Hall
One pretty bad I know, was the guy that seated next to me in highschool was named Cesar Augusto, and in the same fucking classroom there was a fucking Diogenes, and he was an absolute Chad, you can't make this shit up.
Ryan Jackson
We use hipocoristics, abbreviations sound retarded.
Fernando = pancho
fernando =! ferno
Zachary Bennett
Actually South Americans are the ones who call their children names like William, Walter, Bryan...(and some white trash)
Nicholas Lewis
Knew an Italian guy with the name William because his mom is an Angloboo
Jonathan Davis
did he look like this
Jaxson White
Thats only poor people, most people use hispanic names
Caleb Long
Based
Jose Phillips
Hey just say you were named after a famous American comedian/actor.
Brody Russell
No he was from Rome, we met on discord
Michael Cruz
thats pretty cool actually. here people name their kids stupid stuff like Duke or King.