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back from the kinocomplex

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anyone gone gluten free? did it make any difference?

Would look about 17 if I shaved the ol' Soi beard

why do germans hate hitler so much
the kikes really did a number on their heads didn't they

how old are you?

idea: massively multiplayer train simulator

youtube.com/watch?v=T13Ovuu0jf0

i love british culture!
youtube.com/watch?v=ROc8qcM7W60

Casino > Goodfellas

onc' 'pon ' 'me 'n 'ollywood?

Mad how much money people piss away on ciggies, sniff and booze. Could probably buy a house after 10 years of debauchery.

Drinking for pain relief is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. If I was so depressed as alcoholics claim and wanted to numb myself then I'd do it properly and jump on some morphine or something. I wouldn't halfheartedly fuck my life up for the dire relief drinking has on you, waste of time and money

Maybe you wouldn't be depressed if you faced your problems head on instead of getting fucked up all of the time

Fresh coat of black paint on the third eye?

that's not british culture

learnt afrikaans for the gf

ah, the ulster

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That’s why I’m straight edge and you’re a piece of fucking trash

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did you watch a movie or for some oddball reason purchase a physical DVD like you've visited a blockbuster in 1992

Nooooo they couldn't. Everyone's got a drug.

>debauchery

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ye

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business idea: love island but they're all dead and the whole show is just them decomposing

>DVD
>1992

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Whats that green and white flag on the left of the pic

the asian supermarket near there is pretty cool

Cigarettes? Yeah they're good for you don't believe their lies

yea, maybe

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you've got me

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i'm not taking it illegally it's prescribed. helps me get through the work day better than coffee does. and with no more alcohol i feel healthier

where is it?

>the asian supermarket near there is pretty cool

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Kekistani flag

bongpunk

would probably play the drums

Anybody mind if I give my willy a wee tug right here right now?

are you a lot more productive and organised?

the most british! i like it!
youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4q6qi6inQ

‘esia

Looks like America

Just got back from 5 days road tripping in Scotland. What have I missed?

>Katy Perry accused of sexual assault
corrrr

reckon that we should buy the faroe islands

everything that's old is just a blur fuck off haha

What have you seen, that's my question

Really detest Stacey Dooley desu, but watch all her documentaries nonetheless

Charlie Chaplin, 29 married 16 year old Mildred Harris. After the divorce, he later married another 16 year old, Lita Gray. He met Lita when she was 6 and began taking her on dates age 12.

Sam Cooke met a 12-year old Aretha Franklin and brings her to his hotel room.

23 year old Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, 13 year old Myra Brown.

16 year old Anna Mae Bullock met 24 year old Ike Turner, who named her Tina. They married 6 years later.

Elvis Presley met his future wife. He was 25 and she was 14. Elvis reportedly had a predeliction for 14 year old girls, both before and after his marriage to Priscilla.

Chuck Berry was arrested and found guilty of transporting an underage girl across state lines for immoral purposes, spending two years in jail in 1960.

Sable Starr, 13, had a brief relationship with Iggy Pop. Starr had sex with other band members, including David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Rod Stewart.

Lori Mattix lost her virginity at age 14 to David Bowie. She dated Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page that same year. She also reports a sexual relationship with Mick Jagger when she was 17.

Marvin Gaye met and pursued 17 year old Janis Hunter. They had a baby by the time she was 18.

In 1975, Steven Tyler purchased the guardianship of a 16 year old girl (Julia Holcomb) from her mother when he was 27 so that he could legally take her with him across state lines while he was on tour.

In 1978, Ted Nugent also purchases the guardianship of a teenager from her parents. He was 30, Pele Massa was 17. Years later, Ted reportedly received oral sex from a 12 year old Courtney Love.

Eagles member Don Henley was arrested after paramedics were called to save a naked 16-year-old girl who was overdosing on cocaine and Quaaludes.

Celine Dion was 12 years old when 38 year old Rene Angelil became her manager. They went public with their relationship when she was 19.

Think 5 rorkes were intellectually HEEMed by just one leftychad earlier

I would guess this was eastern europe 9 times out of 10

just want to see some finnish birds tits

if it's gonna physical
slyly i'm gonna bring in a tool
try me, you can get slumped in two
one bang, two bang, smoking a zoot

Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman started dating Mandy Smith. She was 13. Mandy says she was 14 when they first had sex.

Red Hot Chili Peppers' lead Anthony Kiedis admits to having sex with a 14 year old girl when he was 23. According to him, once he confirmed her age he "had sex with her again." In 1986 he began dating 16 year old Ione Skye.

32 year old director Luc Besson met and eventually married model Maïwenn Le Besco when she was 15.

Jerry Seinfeld picked up a high school student in a public park. He was 39 and she was 17.

MC Ren of N.W.A. was accused of raping and impregnating a 16 year old girl in the group's tour bus.

R Kelley secretly married R&B singer Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 27. They met when she was 12.

Brandy (age 16) started dating 21-year-old Boyz II Men member Wanya Morris.

Woody Allen married his de facto step-daughter. She was 21 at the time of the wedding, but they met when she 8. Actress Babi Christina Engelhardt began a years-long love affair with Allen when she was 16 and he was 41. When Allen was 42, he romanced 17-year-old actress and high school senior Stacey Nelkin.

"That 70s Show" actor, Wilmer Valderrama dated 16-year-old Mandy Moore while being four years her senior. At age 24, Valderrama dated 17-year-old Lindsay Lohan. At 30, he began dating 17-year-old Demi Lovato.

Paul Walker, 28, dated 16-year old Aubrianna Atwell. His girlfriend at the time of his death, Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, was 23 to his 40. They met when she was 16.

26 year old Joel Madden dated Hilary Duff, age 16.

Actor Doug Hutchison married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden in 2011, when he was 51 years old.

Rapper Tyga and Kylie Jenner began "hanging out" when she was 16 and he was 24. They dated on and off after that, though they became a lot more openly "on" after her 18th birthday in 2016.

44 year old Leonardo DiCaprio begins dating 21 year old model Camilla Morrone. He has known Camilla since she was 11.

bbc lose louis thervoux and is replaced by stacey dooley
who from memory has also been presenting a talent show based around putting makeup on

Please respectful of those who have toil on the morrow

Forgot R. Kelly

missing r kelly and aaliyah

German culture is great as well
youtube.com/watch?v=H2hGrsExuyc

ye. vaginal lubricant leaks out . it doesn't spray and it's viscous like cum and creamy white depending on their cycle. maybe for some people it might spray or spit. but if ever you see a stream of liquid in a so called squirting video it's piss.

thing is girls have a poor understanding on their own genitals (even worse understanding of male genitals). its because sex ed is playing catch to with conservative morals. but the result is too many woman have weak muscles down there which is a result of their incontinence. you've probably seen adverts for products for this on tv. it's usually aimed at older women as muscles get weaker with age. but a shocking number of young women suffer it too. but it's completely avoidable with only light tensing of that muscle. it's maybe caused because too many woman sit and don't squat and are generally inactive during their day.

so a lot of girls simply leak piss because orgasm relaxes those muscles a bit like exercise (eg the webm of the girl who pissed on the trampoline) then they don't understand or refuse to accept that they pissed themselves so they say it's female ejaculate which is actually something else entirely..

Forgot Muhammad

it's statistically proven that right wing men are more attractive, are stronger, and get more sex
really filling the role as a leftcel by LARPing like a chad on a Nubian arm wrestling forum constantly in one general every fucking day

Anime.

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Business idea: Get tough on immigration but actually do it this time.

>(eg the webm of the girl who pissed on the trampoline)
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good post aside from that though

there is no such thing as a lefty chad. leftism is too entrenched in feminism nowadays for any male espousing it to be a chad.

Just glencoe and skye and culloden and that. Basically like going on holiday but surrounded by Americans and Germans.

i wouldn't say a lot more, but mundane work tasks are more tolerable. the euphoria dwindles after a while, but the first year or so it feels pretty good

>it's statistically proven that right wing men are more attractive, are stronger, and get more sex

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Ephebophilia ought to be legalised

literally no reason to fuck white women anymore now that asians are everywhere

suicide soon

Ted Nugent even wrote nonce songs

youtube.com/watch?v=EDQnsJWPu2U
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>it's statistically proven that right wing men are more attractive, are stronger, and get more sex
says a literal virgin lmaooo state of these freaks

You're an outlier I take it

rorke is a freak

David Nugent played for England

this thread is now /ac/id/ic/

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anybody who devotes their life to politics is a disgusting ugly virgin freak

And that's a good thing!

The utter gall of leftists to think we could damage the earth in any meaningful way. Climate change is the one great delusion of grandeur. Life strives on this round rock with ground temperature of 104 F, outer space levels of radiation, and 1% of the current amount of oxygen.

this lad is right

Not been out of the house yet. Going to go for a post-dinner walk and listen to Classic FM in a bit, and then come back and possibly watch a film before going to bed

I can imagine this yankoid unironically muttering “it's statistically proven that right wing men are more attractive, are stronger, and get more sex” in a nasally, matter-of-fact girly voice during conversation

Lmfaooooo

got a chinky on the way

had 4 cans of beer and some whisky so far
xanax later

for lunch i had 2 pints and 2 fags

@109963225
@109963288
Cope town

had a gf who used to cum and it stunk of piss

Grow up you ape

doing your body no favours my son

is he?

Right wing men are stronger and more masculine

independent.co.uk/life-style/men-gym-visit-more-socioeconomic-equality-believe-class-research-brunel-university-a7752741.html

Women are more sexually attracted to the strongest-looking men, a new Australian study has confirmed.

independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/women-stronger-men-attraction-looks-muscles-weak-study-dating-a8105976.html

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dude chinky is not the preferred nomenclature