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Selamat nyari diskonan gaes

SEAmonkeys

>thank you for doing YOUR JOB
The absolute fucking state

btw
real thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=zolamdQrjvM

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Hi
I like Mongolian women, are you a real Mongolian or just another fucking white?

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You just salty because you don't have any access to the SEA.

Happy Independence Day to Indonesia

Farm-gate palay and copra prices are very low. The rice and coconut farmers are suffering.

Du30 has neglected the agricultural sector. That is why the NPA recruitment program is successful. The incompetent and corrupt Duterte government has no one else to blame but itself for the social ills that plague the Filipinos.

Du30's desire to please the urban consumers with low prices of imported rice is impoverishing the hungry, old and sick Filipino rice farmers.

The social discontent from the rural areas is migrating to the cities and converging with the frustrations of the homeless urban poor and the underpaid endo urban workers.

Meanwhile, Du30 is busy placating his boss Xi Jinping by selling our vested EEZ rights to China through an unconstitutional joint exploration agreement and by succumbing to China's corrupt debt trap diplomacy to fund his ambitious failure BBB.

Weebs are mentally colonized

It's cool bros

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So you choose the hospital ship?
Nice.
Can you photo the interior?

Some of us, had a childhood fantasy of exploring other planets and savor the greatness of our universe. The prestige of becoming the first Filipino astronaut has become a dream, however, it is not easy to achieve this. You need to be trained outside the Philippines and learn the vast ropes of physics and astronomy. It is one of the jobs that only few can actually obtain and it is indeed an honor to "represent" the human race in the outer space.

50 years ago, our kind sent its first team to explore the nearest entity on Earth. 50 years later, it is no longer impossible for us to dream and work hard to see a Philippine flag erected in the moon. Thanks to the man whose geekiness make our participation in the space race possible.

Just recently, the law creating the Philippine Space Agency or PhilSA and other attached units was signed. Republic Act No. 11363 was the 50th law being authored and sponsored by the geekiest legislator in Philippine Congress. With that, we are missing him very much.

Salamat, former Senator Bam Aquino!

Hello. I'm thinking of going to a country in SEA. Which places should I go? I don't any of their languages so I really don't want to interact with people since it seems like it will be a bother to them.

Please stay away from Indonesia, or Bali

Why? Is there something bad going on right now?

No but "something bad " would be "going on right now" if you come.
Please stay away from Indonesia

If English proficiency is important for you, the Philippines, Singapore, or Malaysia might be good options.

I see. Is there any recommendations on what to do while in the Philippines?

Beaches or nightlife, if you're in that sort of thing.

I'm not into the nightlight so I'll check out the beaches.

Emang ada diskonan apa sih hari ini?

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Apparently pinis can't dock here today

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Indon anons, if Sabah and Sarawak were to leave Malaysia, would you accept peninsular Malaysia into Indonesia?

No

banyak

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It'd be funny if indonesia loses to malaysia on tonight's match lmao

>would you accept peninsular Malaysia into Indonesia
wtf? Indonesia is shit, very third world

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I know but so was Sabah and Sarawak. Us getting together would piss them off even more. They thought we are dependent on them.

We would take Sabah and Sarawak, but not peninsular malaysia.

I've noticed a decrease in Filipino posters. Why is this?

You should return Sabah and Sarawak to Brunei

Kita harus menang[spoiler]gung malu[/spoiler]

>spoiler on Jow Forums
t. retard

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MKL is kill

HEEE YAMKO RAMBE YAMKOOO

user please. We would be better together.

No banterfag

This is some good ass speech
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Did you actually heard what he has to say or do you dismiss it based preconceived notion?

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Yeah I listened to it on the radio yesterday. Standard presidential speech. Not really a """""" good azzz peach""""""

>Malaysia vs Indonesia on Indonesian independence day

Oh this is gonna be some good shit. Every time Indonesian news/coach/commentator talking about defeating Malaysia because this is about "harga diri bangsa Indonesia dari Sabang ke Merauke" they gonna have performance issue

>Standard presidential speech
>It's in stream of conciousness style speech
>it's actually modern in style ( I want to say millennial but it's not that cliche)
This speech is not especially made for everyone in that room, but it's to all the youth that bother to listen.

how old are you? you sound like a dumb high schooler that just got exposed to politics. wiwi is not special retard. Everyone does speeches like that.
The fact that you praise a fucking speech so much really proves to me that the voting age should be increased.

My dad personally want Sarawak under Brunei rule

>Everyone does speeches like that.
Really now.
>praise a fucking speech so much
I'm not though, I just thought it was pretty good.
>really proves to me that the voting age should be increased.
Yea sure, and take women suffrage as well while you are at it.

Understandable desu, Brunei is like our local oil sheikh

Well i guess that's all folks

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Banterfag chased them away

lmao look at those pramuka nerds

Ngantuk nanojya~

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>hear knock on apartment door
>peek on the eyepiece
>see this
what do?

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Rather than that, how about bring Brunei under our rule. The Malaysia, Indonesia, and Brunei coalition.

>countrylet fantasizing about being big
being a big country is hard

Malaysia is bigger than most country. Brunei is also bigger than Singapore.

Coconut

Do you often order for prostitutes over the phone in indon?

You are small and cute

Selamat Menyambut Bulan Kemerdekaan, Malaysia!

Sayangi Malaysiaku

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Chinese malaysians are so weird. They asked why malays would rather support foreigners like Zakir Naik while they themselves don't want to support the malays. Fuck them.

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wow so patriotic!

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AH HA HA HA HA

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Indons, were there any good anime events there this year? Since AFA is dead and all.

Yeah, kyoani arson

Dats raycist.

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You need to use pornography for them to understand.

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Should I jerk off to straight porn or to traps again?

How do I get a white gf that isn't a fucking aussie? Those white 3rd world europeans looks pretty cute. How do I get them?

Both, but be careful not to become gay.

I imagine myself as a JAWAK man in ancient times migrating from East Java into West Java. I enter a sundanese village and approach a s*Nda bitch and raise my loin cloth to display my well endowed enlarged throbing penis to the sunda bitch and say "Well, Shall we breed?" before I commence copulation and inseminate her nublie s*Nda womb ovulating at my superior presence unlike anything that can ever be matched in her unwashed s*Nda village. I repeat this process from one village to the next inseminating my way across Java Island and eventually the entire Nusantara implanting my prosperous seed into their inferior gene pools. Angering the men who can do nought but watch from the sidelines and jerk their tiny micropenises as a JAWAK gods took what he is entitled to by nature and by god. But my mass-insemination campaign has a cost as my JAWAK gods offspring begin to lift them into the modern age and the insecurity of the S*Ndanese who had witnessed the JAWAK gods lay their women for generations manifests itself in the form of snowflake nationalism and anti-Javanese sentiment. But the fight just excites we JAWAK bulls, the resistance hardens our penises to penetrate firmer and deeper.

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You already have an Aussie white gf and you're seriously asking us virgins for advice?

I don't have an aussie gf. I just say that because I don't want an australian.

that's not possible. I need to decide on one for now

Mandarin is next

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translate this to Arabic :
"takpe najib mamak awak upin ipin"

Saying this phrase should be considered a hate crime.

Borneo belongs to

Gimme some cute trap porn please.