/cum/

whats a place on the internet were I can talk to girls?

I DONT KNOW
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj0mMBBvFkQ

culture pals

>ME DICEN EL MATADOR DE LOS CIEN BARRIOS PORTEÑOS
>NO TENGO POR QUE TENER MIEDO MIS PALABRAS SON BALAS
>BALAS DE PAZ, BALAS DE JUSTCIA
>SOY LA VOZ DE LOS QUE HICIERON CALLAR SIN RAZON
>POR EL SOLO HECHO DE PENSAR DISTINTO, AY DIOS
>SANTA MARIA DE LOS BUENOS AIRES SI TODO ESTUVIERA MEJOOOOOOR
>MATADOOOOR MATADOOOOR
youtu.be/pjPA7CXutDw

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Center is going to shit and tons of people are leaving
I never had the chance to talk to that cute girl in the front

Stupido anime poster

what a great day

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went to the iowa state fair today and unironically saw a guy that had a face like pic related but only on the right side of the head, also tried deep fried oreos and they are pretty based

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thanks
this is russian underground from '95

me on the right

whereäs my boy ale? i have something for him
*grabs juicy crotch*

I think guys are super hot
Like freckled and blond?

I would crime for them

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>deep fried oreos
sounds fucking gross

youtu.be/QieOxHdmCjc

Only thing youll be grabbing is that swedish corona
Much like the euro, you'll never be adopted

I think thats an old reference

*starts dancing salsa*

corona is ok, Mariestads is better

*starts eating salsa*

eating some heated up lasagne rn, it tastes godly

Its lasagnA you dumb bimbo
Please dont use anglicised versions of food

hey.... shut up

stop right there. This is the Police... You have the right to remain SEXY

Haha how U doing today?

Mila Kunis

Oh hey there officer

You packing?
Well explain to me why i saw two blacks today walking around

ladies, you are looking GOOD TONIGHT!

uhhh get away from me, YOU CREEP!!!

Actually learning Python now

Now it's after midnight here, and that means it's user's birthday, and he's not happy about it. Say something nice to him :)

Finished The Last Samurai
pretty good

I was doing a bit, didnt really go anywhere
But loved your opening statement

suck my dick

why arent you having white babies, /cum/?

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Because I’m Chinese and will be having full Chinese babies

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...

Oh yeah? Are you some sort of comedian? Are you Kathy Griffin? Cause i aint laughing
So maybe you ARE kathy griffin

The only dick i want was from aland, mariehamn and the other islands. Oh man i was 18 and these young fit tall guys were all naked in the changing room at the pool
Im pretty cool with that but seriously its burned into my eyes the perfect asses

tl;dr, smd

because i dont have a white wife yet

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fuck off breeder scum

how long does it take for you to cum while fapping?

depends. anywhere between 5 and 40 minutes

5 minutes (I take antidepressants)

finished the lasagna

>>depends
certain factors or just random?

if i want to cum fast or not

Depends on the drugs
I can watch porn for hours on lsd
But only moderately so on the weed
Had 3 screens at once once
As they say in italy, molto homo

should i jerk my hard 8" dick and ejaculate?

Thank YOU for choosing at&t

I regret my dance card is filled for the evening but theres always the spring ???

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjyVh0p73Dc

YASS

Only if you take pics and post them here

dude, drugs are bad...

uhhhh actually i use 3, not at&t...

OH NO NO NO

BASED

i did last time, this time it will be for my own pleasure

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Are they? My father had me crawling on all fours behind a chair like a beast
Drugs never did that to me
An endlessly supplying infinitely renewable joy source

People are much badder than drugs

based autist

ohayou

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German humor is no laughing matter.

Just cleaned the kitchen.

Juden Peterstein would be very proud of me

oh hey.

Find another site to sully, you evil coward.

Yikes
Does this count as blackface?
Is this woman a racist?

he has a shitty humor

Drugs are bad for your health, both mental and physical. Dont do drugs, dude.

oh hey yo

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I know, nobody in europe would have at&t

Did you know the matrix phone is an actual phone by samsung
I will have it one day

ALONG WITH a freckled hot guy on my dick

wow I must really be in the belly of the beast right now, and let me tell you, that's NO laughing matter!!

I better round up the buckos so we can slay you, dragon

poopoo in the vagina?

Oh well

cute....

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*nuts in ur face*

Contemplate the odor

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Will you stop doing drugs?

picture the aroma

Bored rn

What? Nobody thought that. I download new show off (m)IRC for sport

the dane makes shitty threads

"no"

imagine the look on the janman's face right now LOL

No
And why should I stop?
My flesh shall be devoured regardless, sooner or later

'he opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them!'
I mean imagine listening to rotk on lsd
There is nothing in real life that will compare to that

something like this

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he was already here.

He came(in more ways than one), he conquered

should i drink more or go to sleep and jump back on the pony tomorrow?

heh, /cum/

find a tall building and leap from it

are u alt right now

One more drink
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWIiKYloOA