>American cop pulls you over
How do you survive this situation?
American cop pulls you over
Aaron Cox
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Evan James
I'm Mexican so I'll be killed anyway
>be me
>taking photos to flowers and birds in park
>cop gets closer
>cop: "SIR YOU CAN NOT DO THAT SIR STOP DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW SIR"
>me: "ok"
>cop: "I WILL NOT REPEAT IT SIR, W-W-W-WHAT IS THAT SIR? IS THAT A GUN SIR?"
>me: "no, it's my phone"
>cop: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIR"
>me: "are you ok officer?"
>cop: "I AM CALLING TO ALL UNITS THERE'S AN ETHNICALLY SUSPICIOUS MAN WITH A GUN HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME AND HE ALREADY KILLED A BABY"
>me: "what?"
>cop: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT THE SUSPECT SHOT ME ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M BLEEDING OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE SIR"
>cop lies down on the floor
>cops starts shooting at me in front of everybody
>Mexican fag dies
>cop is a local hero, mayor gives him a medal in his hospital room
>end
Mason Nelson
Thank him for his service
Alexander Foster
try to accomplish one of his many charades if it doesn't work I give him the best suck of his life. I've trained myself for that
Luis Harris
Start singing IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN as my passengers stomp and clap to give me a rhythm.
Jayden Bell
>ethnically suspicious
Jaxon Brown
I roll down my window, reach into my pocket, and very quickly whip out my wallet.
Brody Peterson
flash my cac
Tyler Powell
I behave cordially, respectfully and don't showcase any tense or suspicious body language, I behave compliantly as long as I feel my personal rights aren't being infringed, and I give the cop zero reason to mistrust me as a result.
Protip: works for members of any race
Caleb Bell
This. The key is to get your wallet out as fast as possible so he knows you're cooperating.
Luke Miller
Roll down window as he approaches, shoot him in the face as soon as possible. Get out of your car snd steal his bodycam, and then tear out the camera from the front window of his cruiser and drive away.
Thomas Allen
>Protip: works for members of any race
t. let me tell you about how things in your country work
Aaron Davis
hi, i'm 75% white, can i post here :)
Henry Bailey
by not being black
Grayson Hill
Protip: it's the attitude, stupid
Jayden Gray
based and blood red pilled
Landon Rivera
wrong thread lol
Blake Gray
>OMG IM SOO SUPPRESSED AS A MEXICAN NOOO
Jack Jackson
Protip: no it isn't, stupid, american cops are bloodthirsty
Joseph Taylor
Considering my skin i would probably be dead… But i wouldn't even go to the US in the first place so why would i care?
Aiden Thomas
By not acting like a retarded nigger
Caleb Morgan
if you start crying and beg him not to shoot you while you cooperate with his orders you have a solid 50% MAYBE 55% chance to survive if he's a good one.
I've got pulled over a couple times and have been very lucky until now.
Joseph Hall
was this funny in your head?
Cameron Clark
Tell you what'd be funny in your head; a dang bullet
Justin Lopez
youre fucked alrady at this point, youre gonna get shot or get sent to jail for some made up charge so i may as well actually commit a crime. I would start the car and then do a reverse to roll over the cop. If hes alone take his gun so i can kill myself quickly and with no pain after racing over the highway.
Juan Carter
I'm white.
Matthew Stewart
I drop on my knees, I open my mouth and then I yell
>DADDY COP, PLEASE PUNISH MY MOUTH WITH YOUR COCK
Lincoln Hill
Based
Christian Stewart
if a cop pulled me over i'd just jump out of the car and lie down on the floor with my hands at my head before the guy could even step out
Charles Morris
The cop would just think you got out of the car to attack him and mag dump you
Colton Gomez
this only happens to black people, not mexicans
Nolan Jones
he hasn't been able to stop the car yet
Jason Ortiz
I would simply disarm him, spank him, and tell him to leave me alone!
Connor Sanchez
tell I'm white so he puts his gun away and then tip him so I can leave
Gavin Bailey
Be white.
Landon Bailey
I’m white
Jace Walker
>all cops are racist
what did she mean by this
Adrian Wright
I make him service my boots
Daniel Richardson
>do you have any idea how fast you were going
>y-you too
Wyatt Nelson
t.
Aaron Wright
Elijah Bell
>How do you survive this situation?
Not a gambling man so I'd request he shoot me and stop putting off the inevitable while I think to myself how fucking shit my life has been up until that point.
Anthony Brown
>copfeet.com
Didn't think it was possible for footfags to be any worse.
Jacob Reed
Fucking lost
Jeremiah Collins
lmao
Kevin Anderson
Ryder Howard
By not moving, because otherwise he will shoot for any movement.
Jordan Lewis
kek
Luke Foster
ROFL
Chase Collins
Give him a tip.
Charles Bailey
DON'T MOVE
Gavin Jackson
David Price
This is a fucking twink
Grayson Lee
youtube.com
offer them my anoos
Owen Taylor
basado
Kayden Sanders
Jaxon Williams
Fucking smelly frog nigger
Luke Turner
>He's reaching for a gun!
>*BAM* *BAM* (repeat till magazine empty)
Phew. That was close.
Daniel Gomez
I need to watch Borat again.
William Thomas
did i steal your digits
Gavin Gonzalez
I shoot myself to confuse him.
Zachary Ross
That will just cause him to shoot you more. When a cop smells blood they go into a feeding frenzy.
Ryan Parker
based
Jace Richardson
ask him if he is a fellow Deutschman
Ryan Hall
HOLY FUCK MUHHH DICK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF BLASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ian Thomas
>t. retard
Jayden Morgan
Take the fucking boot out of your mouth.
Xavier Ward
SEÑOR, YO SOLO AM IN VACATION SIR
Christopher Bennett
What the fuck I love Sweden now?
David Watson
I'm black
Austin Cook
Based felix
Dylan Wright
File a report for one..id complain to the city, put myself on suicide watch and if hes real lucky he can keep his job instead having to sit inside the offices all day.
Grayson Morgan
i love that our country gives guys who barely graduated high school a power trip and a gun
Caleb Gray
Nah, the FBI does that
Justin Allen
Michael Wright
Ask if I'm being detained.
Easton Price
Thank you for your service sir.
Landon Price
the homo (as in gay) incelus americanus
Brayden Lee
>Sir, let me see your ID, and calm down, you got nothing to be afraid of.
>Sir get your hands out of your pockets what do you got there
>You are threatening a police officer get out of the vehicle and let me see your palms
> Why do you touch the door I said let me see your hands
>Where's the ID sir
> Thats it your going with me
Gavin Torres
Be white
Isaac Hill
Aren’t like half of american cops latino?