I'm a homo and I have questions for straight guys:

I'm a homo and I have questions for straight guys:

How does it feel to have sex with a woman? Does pussy feel nice?

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Wouldn't know, I'm a virgin.

>being a straight guy means you know what pussy feels like
bruh

I asked my husband and he said said pussy feels nice. He doesnt know what else to say about it sorry in fact I think even asking him was a bit autistic. We have sex 2-3 times a week and he always cums so whatever

My brother is a homo but has had several girlfriends and he says that a pussy has a better penis-feel.

what if he's been faking it this whole time though

Try fucking an FtM. Although that might feel better than fucking a normal woman, because the testosterone makes the vagina shrink; it becomes tighter.

It feels pretty heavenly. Like pussy was made for dick basically. The ass is about 4 degrees warmer though

hi sexy butiful muah that kiss is for u i'm gonna fuck u

This.
t. your uk bro

I’m masturbating to this post

please open your body full to me and show sex i am very rich man you like?

Yes pussy is cool. Girls with dicks are best though.

No TMI here but I dont think its easy for a man to 'fake it' cuz stuff comes out. Again, no TMI but imagine some goop inside of you it comes out.

This, can't fake the cummie.

what if there was like, and i'm spitballing here, but an elaborate rig timed to release liquid like in a porn

Penis orgasms are nothing compared to prostate orgasms tho. Try that next time.

I have zero desire to """"peg"""" my man either way but he is defensive of his butthole even from the perspective of me just touching and caressing his butt I get too close to his butthole he will snap at me. I'm no rapist.

hot

hahaha like this pic? lol :D

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I was gonna give you a meme answer like "haha love that pic" (more sarcastic obviously) but honestly? I will tell you for real.
I really hate the entire pepe/pepe-variant and wojack/wojack-variant dynamic. I hate how pepe (and yeah I know thats apu as a clown) always bullies wojack (and yes I know thats wojack's twin sister wojacka). Pepe comes off as a big jerk and not cool at all.

I can enjoy a bit of misogyny or I wouldnt be on Jow Forums[nel] to begin with. But I dont like the meme you posted. Its not funny, its tired. This is my 100% honest opinion no hurt feelings anywhere

Can you post some nudes for us please

Why are you asking us?

Please respond. No feet or any incel request like that, we just want to see your boobs.

It''s warm and soft like sleeping on a feather pillow near a cozy fire. Buttholes are not soft.

I'm homo but I had a straight-acting period and I have to say, no hole feels as good as pussy. I'd definitely recommend trying it if you can. But male-female relationships are SO unbalanced that it's really not worth sticking around

But pussy looks like alien...

Well sure if you wank it every day it's goimg to numb the sensation. Try going without for a month or so and try sustaining a rock on with light brushes to your helmet. Or no contact whatsoever, just with the power of your mind. Orgasm control is crucial too, think of it like spreading a layer of paint over a wall, you want to get a nice even spread, not shotgun blast it all over the place. I remember my first wank and fucking hell, I knew what I was trying to achieve but nothing prepares you for that almighty dick sneeze arcing over your head.

Yes visually they're disgusting and not even straightoids can argue against that. But you don't really have to look

I find them quite appealing desu

Yes its much better than anal sex

I'm going to fuck pussy and see if it's nice :0)

Its a blue board and I am married and devout Catholic so no

try raw

>Catholic
eww

Et cum spiritu tuo

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I asked my dog and he said BAU BAU BAU. He doesnt know what else to say about it sorry in fact I think even asking him was a bit autistic. We have sex 2-3 times a week and he always cums so whatever