/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

Suck my fuccen cock

nuke Seattle, nuke LA, and genocide SF

tbqh

Just got my virginity taken by a qt Latino boy.

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For me, it’s the Northeast Megalopolis

I used to really enjoy playing games on my shitty computers that weren't meant to run them but now that I got a good PC paid for by my McJob™ I feel like everything I throw at it runs too nicely and now that I have so many games I feel overwhelmed and playing super demanding games aren't as satisfying to play at decent framerates anymore, so now all I play all day is skyrim, morrowind, civ 5, minequeef and rainbow six siege and then go to sleep rinse and repeat
What the fuck do I do now, is there even anything remotely interesting released these last few years that'll even give my PC a run for its money?

pretty gay

Watched another Indiakino tonight. Except this one was absolute american christian momtier. I mean one of the sources for it on youtube listed it as a christian movie and talked about how inspirational it was. It really is that type of movie I guess but still good

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Which one of you losers here is the leader of cum

reporting in

Was the sex un poco loco

Wanna masturbate
But I haven’t nut in 3 days so I’m wondering if I should do it myself now or wait for the GF to jerk me off after work and receive le epic load (still a Chlamyd Incel, will get results back next week tho #pray4mydick)

Hey man, women are fucking horrible so I needed to lose my virginity somehow. I’m 30 fucking years old and every girl I’ve been with has dumped me, I needed this. I didn’t even have to pay him for it, he flattered me.

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stop watching porn

Crysis

Comfort breeds weakness

Sodomy doesn’t count. If u haven’t had bepis in bagina you’re still a Virg

>so I needed to lose my virginity somehow. I’m 30 fucking years old
wow GRIM

so you fucked a dude out of desperation?
please at least say it was a trap or something

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ace combat 7
hitman 2

GF made me watch this with her a while ago
Was pretty gay and that lil nigga ugly as shit

having a drunken meltdown but while sober

Literally your made up definition

can you lose your virginity from a blowjob

it only has to involve an organ and an orifice, right?

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had coffee but still feel sleepy

bruh

Shut up faggot

no

Yes, I'd argue even a handjob counts
But not merely touching titties

Un poquitito poco loco

Nuh uh, does a handjob count then? You have to have sex to have had sex DUH

post >yfw an absolute jason tier is made

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bruh u were a wizard and you gave it all up for some smelly man ass???

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I thought it was good but yeah it was definitely gay as hell. And I had to get used to the kid good god he was ugly and really annoying for most of the movie

>handjob counts
nigga thats the equivalent of just jacking off

ORAL sex

I can run it just fine maxed out on 1080p
I havent played Ace Combat since AC4 on the PS2, how is 7?

also forgot to mention I have a Ryzen 5 2600, an RX570 8GB and 16GB 3000MHz DDR4

youtu.be/KoFLXhmgFxU

OBJECTIVELY live human penis in either asshole OR vagina counts to lose your virginity, whether you give or receive. Nothing else counts. Handjobs, no. Oral, no. Only pp in asshole or vagina

Oh nononono don’t tell me you don’t seriously do NOT have 4K monitor ahahaha

i still don't understand what caused my gallbladder to fail

the golden gate bridge sucks

nah lmao
cope incel

What did it feel like?

do you habitually take jew pills

probably some medical shit

LOL

>OBJECTIVELY live human penis in either asshole OR vagina counts to lose your virginity, whether you give or receive

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1440p is OBJECTIVELY BETTER in every way.
literal virgin seethecope

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like vomiting every morning

no

it still doesn't make sense. i'm healthy and in good shape why do i shit bile

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I never saw the point in 4k especially when even most higher end systems struggle to play games in 4k smoothly
I have a nice 1080p 120hz monitor that's lasted me quite a long while and I haven't been itching for a higher resolution so why bother

idk why i took this picture

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You've got lupus

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Fucking retard I have had sex with women. Seethe harder.

Imagine spending so much time in this faggot echo chamber and being so weakminded that you actually end up becoming a faggot IRL

It’s worse than ale. While he somehow thinks he were a woman and wants to suck dick at least he can’t get laid and is only an e-faggot.

I'm straight and have had sex with women and never did anything anal. Nice cope faggot

buying this mini fan for my room was the best idea Ive had in weeks

Imagine being served 5 chips

should i try to go get a job this weekend

every time i make a thread i just assume i'm going to get banned again

Stop making gigachad and wojak threads then retard

Just use mobile data lole

1440p is very nice, gives you much more screen area, and most mid/high end systems can still hit 150FPS to take advantage of 144hz. If you play any shooters, you'll never go back 1440p 144hz is a huge advantage.

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based desu, I can't sleep unless it's chilly

Baste

>Stop making gigachad and wojak threads then retard

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i'm sensing some incel rage behind this post

i made an original thread that hasn't been posted before and i got banned for spamming

jason tier

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What is the best way to reheat fried chicken so it will be crispy and juicay like fresh from the ‘rant?

youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y

stick it in the oven

Didn’t you take that at the Blumpf Hotel in DC

>they actually believe this

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>I havent played Ace Combat since AC4 on the PS2, how is 7?
arguably the best one in the series tbqh
the graphics really impressed me when I first played it, even tho I don't really care about that kind of stuff

impossibru

i only get crushes on girls that i’ve already fucked cheque mate

It's funny to think the person that drew this probably wasn't being ironic

I pride myself on the fact that I've never purchased anything from St*rbucks

deep fry it again

this one girl I dated was really nice and when we were gonna have sex she told me she was trans and my dick got even harder
it was some of the best ass I've ever hit

This. I just deep fry everything to reheat it

oh he absolutely is not being ironic. guy who draws that shit is a total moron

Confit

air fryer

gayest thing i have ever read

post his feminine benis or lying

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Turkey Heh