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/Balt/morning sippie edition

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camping lads

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shouts out baltimore

Today is a good day..
Too bad I'm stuck at work.

Where can I buy gf?

hello :3

Why? Gonna go cycling with my bro

Russia?

>Russia

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>got back home yesterday
>gf instantly says lets go drink wine and fuck
>give her a disgusted look
>take a shower
>sleep for nearly 12 hours
Won't talk to me now lmao

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Post her butt.

Work work work

Das a gud one

Why are women so thirsty

Told the bitch I have plans

but "uwu if you're not going please come to my place and fuck my ass"

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Stop posting your messages with Šarūnas. We all know u gay.

>Any sane man
>Typing with proper grammar

it's don't

wake up with a splitting headache
ahh yes

I DON'T FUCK WITH YOU GIRL, BYE, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE

NEED A GLOVE ON MY HAND IF WE GONNA DO A HIGH FIVE

calm down makita

Got back from a trip, lads

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I have sugar addiction. thanks jews

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Ah lads, this is the good life

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how do i communicate with the average lithuanian face to face?
do they speak english?

WOW from rags to riches
. I bet he gets ALL the bitches!

How does one achieve such Chadness?

No. Try series of grunts and growls. Or russian.

just make monkey noises

Give me some restaurant recommendations in Pärnu?

Sippy time

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>riding a bike


spotted the homosexual

>homosexual
Say that to my face and see what happens you little bitch

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throw rocks at them in morse
one rock - dot
two rocks simultaneusly - dash

mango monster energy drink > all

I'll be honest, i've tried speaking english with lithuanians before, but seems even the zoomers have hard time holding a conversation.

Probably just caught them off guard because they sure use a fuckton of english words in casual conversation, unless you were in some village in the middle of fucking nowhere, then they're just retarded

I'm leaning more towards the second possibility.

youtu.be/XJcb2A8lI-U?t=642
lithuanians translate it to 12:20, dont understand but seems content and want to know context

youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU

based

That's a long ass video m8. It's about an organized crime gang Lapiniai (foxes?), and at the time marker they're making a would-be (student) cop roofies.

Why would a student cop be with these guys. Seems like some informant

/balt/ posters you recognize

>that gay lithuaninan who brags about not having sex with her horny gf
>that incel canadian who is obsessed with race and estonia
>that schizo paranoid estonian who thinks everyone under estonian flag who doesn't agree with him is a tibla/nigger/sandnigger because he is the beholder of the truth
>that latviabro who likes energy drinks
>that lithuaniabro who likes energy drinks and posts here am

not sure if cringe or based

It's about the history and capute of the criminal gang lapinai, which were extremely sadistic.

He was roofied and made fun of and humilited in the gang leader birthday, like made to wear women clothes, slapped around with slippers and etc.
It was basically to show everyone they were untouchable, literal power trip

Also, they filmed it so they could blackmail him if he made career in police

Kek what a lads

It's the 90s. Our gangs in the 90s were so ruthless that they btfod caucasians that were trying to move in, that had established foothold in Russia.

gonna buy a sippy too for /balt/

Lithuanians are criminal bosses in uk even now

We export the best crime , trust me it's true

>that german-finnish-brazil-somali who wishes to be Estonian
>that workshop lithuanian who fixes axes and knives
>that suicidal lithuanian
>that russian music and usa rap lyrics posting latvian
>that obsessed canadian
>that obsessed american

Wtf is wrong with you guys? I know one lithuanian girl whose dad is in the mafia also.

based and mangopilled

A lot of the went legitimate. Like Bosas and VP guys. My uncle used to be a lawyer for them, when they were moving steel from Russia. Some of his friends died and he ran away to US in early 2000s.
Also, was it UK? Wasn't it mostly based in Spain? They busted them couple months back, last June? I actually knew some of those guys. No one suspected a thing desu.

7 more hours to go until shift ends

I live in Vilnius it's unironically jews

I dated one Jewish girl, her father was one of the higher ups in Vilniaus brigada

When I met her parents, her father showed me a hole in the wall. Conversation went like this :
F: do you know what the wall is made from ? Take a look
M: cement?
F: yes, do you know how the wall got there?
M: no?
F: I punched the wall when I was angry.

Probably intermixing with slavs and jews most of the criminals and gangsters have slavic or jewish last names.

Dumbass gon get arthritis kek

He's in a jail all I heard, cause when I was splitting up with gf her father was in trial for some past crimes

The lads in Spain bust were samogitian

>still manage to keep a low profile
good

Saw a woman that looked like Steve Buscemi... Probs a crack addict.

So crypto nordic jews?
*how the hole got here

I really like their dance and the beat of the song is soothing

here's some more basedboy music youtube.com/watch?v=Fr7wudDrRNU

i know there is some boomer who sits in his garage and smokes camel, maybe thats you

Crack is non existant here
If the people use crystals it's either meth or mdma

Break over. Talk to you in two hours.

Present

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What do you do with the tools that you restore?

I use some of them, gave away a few (the ones that have no sentimental meaning) to friends and relatives, some are just stored half-finished under the workbench.

Latvians cannot into English :D :D

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nope

Bargs owner? Or is that the Camel guy?

do you use hand creams before you finger pussy or do women like fingers like that as well

thicker than your dick so dont talk shit

Yea, gunchad, everyone knows moisturizing is very important. Although sometimes shit happens and no amount of cream can fix it.

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>that lithuaniabro who likes energy drinks and posts here am
There's like 5 of us.

>that broken fingernail
imagine the pain

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>that most likely unironic lithuania user who wants to commit suicide

DRESS UP IN A VEIL FOR MY SINS, ASK FORGIVENESS FIRST

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>ugly fat woman with serious lesbian feminist vibes
>expect cringe to come
>she hits the nigger and is based instead of a lezzo
>all expectations subverted

based landwhale

Spotted the fatass

I'm 180 64 kg skeleton mode

start weightlifting or calisthenics maybe?

At last.
Feels good to be Baltic man.

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you need to start transitioning, because it's the only way left for you

I want fall to come

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Nah I got skinny because I only once a day and don't have much time since I'm a narkoman

>the narkoman cyclist
kek

if you become a tranny then you can sell your wound to buy more narko

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addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/buster-captcha-solver/ i will share it here because i havent had to solve any captcha for past 2 weeks with it. so good

this, summer is cancer the world needs to be an endless comfy golden autumn

why. we already get 7 months of shitty autumn weather, since proper winters are a thing of the past.

>narkoman
you do H?