alan aka al aka nassim aka the prince aka the international playboy edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
GREAT edition
David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.
I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.
Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
slow day enit lads
lads
but they said he's racist
Lawrence, Lawrence of arabia ? I hate those named Lawrence, only marines and faggots are named Lawrence
Dumb paki
>white woman delivering my ubereats order
Uh oh, she's going to fuck it up
brits don't have cult-
return to tradition
the limmy show is the greatest British comedy of the 21st century
far better than the office or the peep show
Robin Williams has really let himself go
the gf
i'm here now lads. how's it foing?
Post redpilled books
Morrissey is such a fascinating person
lol is that why mitchell and webb are married with kids geting tons of work and martin freeman and ricky are doing blockbusters while limmy is playing video games in his underwear to children on the internet?
who is it
the gf
gftoil in 20 mins
moz loves mexicans
youtube.com
youtube.com
let me fuck your gf?
limmys gf is a literal cuck his son isnt even hers and she takes care of him takes him to school n the lot while limmy sits playing truck simulator lol very grim
that's all irrelevant nonsense, limmy show was better
end of story
grim tits
lol sure it was kid
wtf is this true
so he's limmys son from an ex?
What should I have in me staffy oatcakes today lads
aye haha grim init?
he's been with his wife for about 20 years this is bollocks
>born too late to be a conquistador
Truly we have missed out on the white mans golden age
its cos shes not wearing a bra virgin, never seen a woman without a bra i assume
what should i get for lunch
fancy some really greasy crap
nah don't believe you, need a source
lynn mcgoo is his mum
they're not married
>irish
>white
you are about as white as abdul in my local corner shop
proper sad wot appened
poo
holy
fucking
PENG
stunning, modern contemporary urban living. starting at just £199,999 plus tip
ho-lee...
PENG
utterly utterly utterly GRIMMMMMM
aye
Tip this
*unzips dick*
still waddling around in the bed while the 'f is making coffee, and the bedroom reeks of unwashed arses ngl
grim
Mate that's deadass grim af.
taken from hampstead, wonder what that structure is just right of the crystal palace transmitter
that doesn't look very safe, like a strong wind could knock it over
*washes willy in the sink*
You should thank us for blessing your people with blue eyes
Toil has ruined my sense of independence. Every time I try to do something by myself, one of the coworkers angrily snaps "No, don't do that yet" or "You're doing it wrong" or "You're wasting too much time, do it quicker like this". The experience has made me completely dependent on others, me asking others what to do before I do anything just so I don't get it wrong
London is really fucking grim.
Parliament
might get back on the 'der
>You're wasting too much time, do it quicker like this
Fucking does my head in. Team leader does it all the time and then takes a day off sick every fortnight fuck off
dire
I like the micks me
better not
Wish I had mad russian skyscraper climbing mates
Would be up for scaling one of those towers
#real lives of the certified shagger
Must be well early in yankland tho init
>just right of the crystal palace transmitter
Dumb cunt
have done some digging and concluded that Lynn is his real mum and that poster made it up because he has a cuck fantasy
true, but toil usually has me waking up at 5a
You sound 17
Did some errands for my old gran and the 'pression seems to have lifted a bit for today.
>i have to do things with other people
Errandtoil is alri init. Feel relaxed after
oh go on i may as well
depression is the cost of selfishness
Some context please. Vaguely aware that Lynn McGoo is Limmy's missus
There's fuck all to the right you dumb cunt.
Maybe you mean to the left?
>"Go do task A"
>ok
>"We're behind on task B, we got to get that done"
>ok
>"Stop doing task B, you haven't finished task A yet!"
Why do you care about shite like this?
Makes you think doesn't it
>scaling a tower by yourself
Yeah this is how you end up being peeled off the pavement
Everything is better with other people anyway
what ethnicity is this
HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
Cop this Tissot lads? Will be buying a black crocodile leather strap if I do
>Lynn McGoo
21
Just not that experienced with retail before
reminder that all the posters that spam pictures of women are virgins
'
see not true btw
>>"Stop doing task B, you haven't finished task A yet!"
Has got a point you muppet
Whole bottle of benylin dry cough down the gullet
Are you fucking blind? It's literally on the horizon. Do you understand what the Crystal Palace transmitter is, you stupid paki?
Looks half half black half south Indio maybe Ecuadorian
participating in a spot of the old "le bumsex"