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alan aka al aka nassim aka the prince aka the international playboy edition

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GREAT edition

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

slow day enit lads

lads

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but they said he's racist

Lawrence, Lawrence of arabia ? I hate those named Lawrence, only marines and faggots are named Lawrence

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Dumb paki

>white woman delivering my ubereats order
Uh oh, she's going to fuck it up

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brits don't have cult-

return to tradition

the limmy show is the greatest British comedy of the 21st century
far better than the office or the peep show

Robin Williams has really let himself go

the gf

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i'm here now lads. how's it foing?

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Post redpilled books

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Morrissey is such a fascinating person

lol is that why mitchell and webb are married with kids geting tons of work and martin freeman and ricky are doing blockbusters while limmy is playing video games in his underwear to children on the internet?

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who is it

the gf

gftoil in 20 mins

moz loves mexicans

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let me fuck your gf?

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limmys gf is a literal cuck his son isnt even hers and she takes care of him takes him to school n the lot while limmy sits playing truck simulator lol very grim

that's all irrelevant nonsense, limmy show was better
end of story

grim tits

lol sure it was kid

wtf is this true
so he's limmys son from an ex?

What should I have in me staffy oatcakes today lads

aye haha grim init?

he's been with his wife for about 20 years this is bollocks

>born too late to be a conquistador
Truly we have missed out on the white mans golden age

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its cos shes not wearing a bra virgin, never seen a woman without a bra i assume

what should i get for lunch
fancy some really greasy crap

nah don't believe you, need a source
lynn mcgoo is his mum

they're not married

>irish
>white
you are about as white as abdul in my local corner shop

proper sad wot appened

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poo

holy
fucking
PENG

stunning, modern contemporary urban living. starting at just £199,999 plus tip

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ho-lee...
PENG

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utterly utterly utterly GRIMMMMMM

aye

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Tip this
*unzips dick*

still waddling around in the bed while the 'f is making coffee, and the bedroom reeks of unwashed arses ngl

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grim

Mate that's deadass grim af.

taken from hampstead, wonder what that structure is just right of the crystal palace transmitter

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that doesn't look very safe, like a strong wind could knock it over

*washes willy in the sink*

You should thank us for blessing your people with blue eyes

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Toil has ruined my sense of independence. Every time I try to do something by myself, one of the coworkers angrily snaps "No, don't do that yet" or "You're doing it wrong" or "You're wasting too much time, do it quicker like this". The experience has made me completely dependent on others, me asking others what to do before I do anything just so I don't get it wrong

London is really fucking grim.

Parliament

might get back on the 'der

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>You're wasting too much time, do it quicker like this
Fucking does my head in. Team leader does it all the time and then takes a day off sick every fortnight fuck off

dire

I like the micks me

better not

Wish I had mad russian skyscraper climbing mates

Would be up for scaling one of those towers

#real lives of the certified shagger

Must be well early in yankland tho init

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>just right of the crystal palace transmitter
Dumb cunt

have done some digging and concluded that Lynn is his real mum and that poster made it up because he has a cuck fantasy

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true, but toil usually has me waking up at 5a

You sound 17

Did some errands for my old gran and the 'pression seems to have lifted a bit for today.

>i have to do things with other people

Errandtoil is alri init. Feel relaxed after

oh go on i may as well

depression is the cost of selfishness

Some context please. Vaguely aware that Lynn McGoo is Limmy's missus

There's fuck all to the right you dumb cunt.
Maybe you mean to the left?

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>"Go do task A"
>ok
>"We're behind on task B, we got to get that done"
>ok
>"Stop doing task B, you haven't finished task A yet!"

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Why do you care about shite like this?

Makes you think doesn't it

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>scaling a tower by yourself
Yeah this is how you end up being peeled off the pavement

Everything is better with other people anyway

what ethnicity is this

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HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

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Cop this Tissot lads? Will be buying a black crocodile leather strap if I do

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>Lynn McGoo

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21
Just not that experienced with retail before

reminder that all the posters that spam pictures of women are virgins

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see not true btw

>>"Stop doing task B, you haven't finished task A yet!"
Has got a point you muppet

Whole bottle of benylin dry cough down the gullet

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Are you fucking blind? It's literally on the horizon. Do you understand what the Crystal Palace transmitter is, you stupid paki?

Looks half half black half south Indio maybe Ecuadorian

participating in a spot of the old "le bumsex"