Which is your favorite Nordic country?

Lithuania

i want her to fart in my mouth

disgusting gay boy!

im not gay until someone puts his penis in my butt

You are not even a country

Our country created the modern world yours created rape.

obviously finland
only ones that can look at naked family members without having incest fantasies, i wonder what's wrong with the rest of the world

In my mind, Sweden is the cradle of the Nordic essence and all other Scandinavian countries mirror her, so it's Sweden.

Scotland ?

Finlan

Yes.

Sure UK is great and all unlike Finland but I’m pretty sure he was talking about Scotland which isn’t a country and that’s not a matter of opinion

Finland. Because alcohol, heavy metal, forests and no small talk.

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None, I don't care about them.

Well let's say Greenland, since they belong to the USA now.

I hate Finn land,
I hate Finn shits.
They have ruined my life.

Finns, Finnish dicks are big like Russians.

Scotland is a country but it is not a Sovereign country.

>Finland
>Scandinavian peninsula

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>t. estonian mushroom seller
You have to go back.

Finland.

Nah it's not a country. A real country would choose independence when given the choice. Catalonia is more of a country than Scotland.

doesn't matter, Scotland is dead.

what the fuck is an aland

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Little island owned by Finland.
They're all Swedish speaking Swedes, but we own them.

Åland, the semi-autonomous part of Finland thats culturally closer to Sweden

Don't call me Sw*dish ever again.

how will they ever recover

wtf flag is this

say that in finnish

I need proofs to see if this isn't a proxy.

Eeeeh....

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Based brother.

Chips factory flag

There's 30k of them and they're Swedes. Also it's really not that rare of a flag.

destroyed

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>her
>she

How are the compulsory Swedish classes going, Pekka?

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we're not kids, we don't have to take swedish classes anymore

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How is compulsory arabic going Abdullah?

>stale meme joke vs actual reality

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Got through any I had to do with the lowest score, 0 effort (didn’t show up in class) and absolutely nothing learned, who do you ask?

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kek, i don't give a shit if you actually learn anything, it's just hilarious that it is mandatory, must really sting

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I would be lying if I said millions haven’t seethed because of it over the years

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Norge

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they actually unironically have to learn swedish at school? why are finns doing this? does that explain their autism?

isn't she American?

jeg vet ikke

it is an official language in finland. there was a swedish user some time ago on Jow Forums i believe that got a girl fired for not providing service in swedish, kek

It's Denmark. The most relevant and intelligent of all Scandis are the Danes. Had it not been for the treacherous Swedish Svens they'd have ruled the world.

I'm almost two months into nofap and i still Wouldn't, disgusting.

There’s a political party that swedish speakers vote for that only has keeping mandatory swedish in their agenda, so they just agree with any government they’re in on everything else and the other parties agree with keeping swedish, to get their extra few seats for a majority in parliament

>Denmark
I’ve been there. I pretend to be right wing to gauge the Nazi factor in a bar... and there were some who bit the bait but mostly good people. Very quaint and friendly culture generally. The anti migrant stuff is offputting tho but I didn’t see much of it when I was there (just in media recently).

>Sweden
It’s nice and the people are great. There are lot of poor and foreign people living there so you need to be careful if you are getting drunk in old city downtown and wandering around shittalking and flirting with girls. It’s not as quaint and safe as Copenhagen at night for example. More like NYC or LA so it’s safe as long as you keep your wits about you.

>Norway
Never been but met their people and I’d love to visit. Beautiful country from pictures.

>Finland
Same as above. Met great Finnish people abroad in south Europe and a finnish person at work. Their country is probably the coolest of the lot, in terms of sheer authenticity and style. The Saunas look awesome and I like that it’s such a small Country. Finnish people are generally very honest in my experience, which is funny and a nice change from yuppie SF crowd.

Swedes have the best achievements and overall contributions to humanity. The choice is easy.

skål

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To me it just means the party and their voters are spineless cucks that will do whatever is asked

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it's ok Pekka, it's 2019 and we don't hate homos anymore

How did you i would pick Finland

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JESUS.

Of course I stand with my Turanid brothers the Finns.

But I like my ALTAIC Hunnic-dominated-during migration era Nordic friends too.

Bulgaria

Saying anything other than FInland is selfcheating/lack of knowledge/ simply minded.
youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

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Do you have female cops in Finland?

Yeah, but they part with huge Finnish male polices and mostly do question instead action.

Can I seduce one in public if I notice her and she is hot? Will she detain me for flirting?

you willl get into a drunk tank most likely.

Smallest in the north worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

But I don’t drink alcohol.

WTF
Welcome to FInland.

Denmark

wtf

Do you want war?
u fucking mongol

Dano niggas already fucked your rapist Sweden few times.

Based brother, peoples such you are the reason we are not selling Åland to Russia.

Greetings from Karelia

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A dominion in Finnish Empire

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youtube.com/watch?v=bkZLHOJ_sng

I could rekt you ass in second.
Dont fuck with other Northerns boi

Why the fuck did you put the Soyombo in your flag?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyombo_script
Thats fucking Inner Mongolian nigga.

>Why the fuck did you put the Soyombo in your flag?
I don't know, it's a seven years old meme flag from somewhere

Chill the fuck down brother.
we both northerns from the cold areas.
youtube.com/watch?v=2N4WBRX_lFc

Based

>Cold
I feel ya
youtube.com/watch?v=0jnlO8IaG64

Finland probably

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>Finns
>hot
honestly better luck trying somewhere else

based

Denmark because of Kierkegaard, Finland because of memes. Norway and its fjords seems cool too. Not sure about the others.
Fuck Sweden though.

>I don’t like Denmark as much because they are anti-immigrant
>Sweden isn’t safe as Denmark though
Huh I wonder why, What a clown please fuck off

Just think about it.

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Finlands meme game is getting stale these days

by that logic australia is not a country as well

>vs reality

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