Flag?

Flag?
How would you weasel yourself out of this situation?

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i wouldn't

r9k tier shitposting

I wouldn't

Where's that child's father?

Oni are the niggers of youkai

offer to suck her dick

Give her another child and live in the redskin village of course

bump

bump this, nerd

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I wish she'd bump my pelvis to dust...

No, this can't be happening, I'm in charge here.

>You think you'll steal my mana but you're wrong, vile wench
>*slits own throat and dies*

Shit myself.

I'd let her do whatever she wants

Offer to be her slave/maid/nanny/spermbank

You're a big girl...

Hot

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Was getting me in your bed part of your plan?

Big oni girls and cute hung twinks

OF COURSH

A man of taste.

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Depends if I own a weapon I will kill her
If no weapon then I will let her do what she want

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Well congratulations, you got me caught, what's the next step of your master plan?

Crushing your pelvis...
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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inform her I'm gay and only attracted to asians, but I hope she has a good life

i want this to sit on my face and kill me

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Surrender

>tf
>tp

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smelly orc tiddies

i wish that were more woman's like this at the gym

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where the FUCK is my cute mommy subway gf

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good doggo

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can you even imagine the smell? god...

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i would spend all my money in her

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>Hot
Much like the ovens your grandparents were cooked in

Grab the daughter and have sex with her instead.

Very pakistani post.

My hands are under her, throw a pebble, while she’s distracted i slip from under her then run. I’m black so I am very fast.

You're not cute

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Puffy

Tickilng her clit

bump

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Fuck you I just fapped

>Flag?
green and red with a coat of arms
>How would you weasel yourself out of this situation?
wouldn't, I'd just make another child with her

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fun thread

fun thread

fun thread

>single mother
I'd try and kill myself at the soonest opportunity.
>hairy pussy
>heart tattoo over womb
>big tits
Literal perfection

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n-no please. I'm like 5'2 and only 115 lbs, I can't fight back.

cute

you are smaller and weaker than me lol