uuhh, americans? really?
Uuhh, americans? really?
MARRIAGE IN MART
white trash knows no bounds m8
This is based as hell
I can still remember the first gas station wedding I attended.
*stomp *stomp*
I can't do this anymore
They DO THIS
What the fuck is that face !!! Someone call the police
>That face
I feel really sad now.
based
Bet ya he did a little of the old munch and pump after the photo
Do you prefer walmart? What is wrong with you?
This is peculiar!
uhhh is she a zombie
Did he not get a day off for his own wedding?
Dog bless.
>Ok, Stan, you can have your wedding next Sunday. But you still have to come to work!
>But boss, how is that even possible?
>Oh, it's not a problem. We have these situations all the time.
do chinese really
it's called meth
>munch n pump
The guy is probably a truck driver and they met there. What's wrong with that?
You have a problem with that, you fucking commie?
>everyone with a different opinion to me is s commie
Holy indoctrination batman!
Okay, Zhang.
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
They seem happy at least, and he has a now permanent gf. More than I can say for me.
These are the people who think they're superior to Mexicans and Asians
>the weak should fear the strong
Smart man
Didn’t spend thousands on a wedding when most marriages don’t even last.
Meth-Ghoul
Made me laugh from my nose
what a freakshow
Oh gawd why? Why? I'm impervious to everything else but this is a real thing that happened in the real America.
Not Chinese. They're clearly one of those Indonesian tribes. The have those straws for nose bone piercings.
Why is he holding a plate of butter? "For butter or worse"?
Depending on their budget, probably.
People don't get married at Gas Stations?
Was accosted by a guy with a nose bone in an indonesian city. Took hold of his nose bone and ripped the thing off and sent his head down on my knee.
I'm sure you did
when I saw the first image I thought it was a funeral for a gas station shooting
What fucking funerals have rose petals
Are gas station marriages a common American culture thing?
I've never been to a funeral or wedding.
nvm I did go to a funeral, there were no rose petals
They're the same thing basically; once you get married your life is finished.
3/7 marriages are in gas stations or walmart
>once you have children your life is finished
ftfy
Yes, it's customary to shart as you take the vows.