/North/

Evening edition

Invited - /skandi/ /balt/ /eire/ /scott/
No slavs or am*ricans allowed.

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Eat shit Muhhamad

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Dont mind me, just casually shitposting

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Go to hell dumb russian

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Hi

hello my nordic brethens

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we are the same you and I

>no england
shan't be posting in this thread.

>scotland and ireland allowed
>but not the part of the UK that has a nordic flag

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Hi

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Canada is a Nordic nation, we were settled by Norse Vikings originally and still share a border with Denmark.

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When is Jow Forums finally going to recognize Lithuanians for the true nordic BVLLs that they are?

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Did you know?

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You are not Romans, you are arabs who migrated to italy after Romans became nordic

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Ah yes, Scotland never owned two island and had a council that used to speak a Nordic language.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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I am pure aryan old vedic fuck you blonde ghosts

hahaha, you showed him.

thoughts?????????
also why is jordan invited

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I want to be adopted by a swede

the same butthurt anglo every thread, lmfao

stay mad that you don't got that BIG MICK DICK that your wife loves so much

that one jordanian was buttblasted or something

How difficult is Swedish to learn as a native English speaker? Lived there as a youngun but moved when i was very young. Would like to learn a bit for the sake of it.

It should be easy for you if you're not retarded desu

Now, why you would ever want to learn Swedish I will never know

Scandinavian languages are some of the easiest for English native speakers to learn.
see: state.gov/key-topics-foreign-service-institute/foreign-language-training/

I'm drunk

Isn't german easier? Same roots after all

Well thats good to know, thanks breatha

>No slavs
I'm here now what can you do about that you stupid white shit

Go clean my toilets, no slacking allowed

I can't even clean my own toilet man sorry

Does /north/ like thicc brown girls?
I always liked darker girls with thicc thighs

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Really don't like our flag. Want a cool nordic flag, or an emblem flag like wales.

How do you feed your family? Ukrainians here work the most degrading jobs for less than our minimum wage

Yes. The one on the right is too much for me to handle though, I couldn't satisfy a woman of that bulk.

What do you think of Lithuanian proposed alternative flag for us?

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I just don't have a family and I can feed myself working here. So you just CAN'T make me leave wh*toid ajajaja

Why not ? I am fucking one like that right now
Best dickrider and lollipop blower yet

Good

More qt brown girls for us

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It's nice, but so is your current flag.

Lithuanians are true Romans
t. Palemonid

Enjoy, I hope you win the lottery

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Mental.
I love you though.

Hell yeah I do
looking good

>Russia
No more Russkie sluts for me

Based

I want a black gf but we have no cute black girls in Sweden

We should switch to An Gal Gréine, representing the prods on the tricolor is dirt

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We do in Lithuania tho
I think all males emigrated to Sweden and females to Lithuania

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I wonder how people would take it if we switched it to the Irish Republic flag.
Iv'e always thought it was neat.

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Coming to Lithuania right now

They seem strangely attracted to us tho

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That's part of the issue. The whole original point of the flag is redundant. Because of associations with the IRA the flag's symbolism has been completely undermined. We effectively have a flag that doesn't represent anything.

>175
>65kg of muscle
>Brown hair
>Green eyes
>Good face
How would I do?

Are you shitting me. We are more north than balts.

>175

Poorly
All men here are outside slavic minorities and foreigners are >180
And qt's are attracted only to Lithuanians

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Just gone into taxi
Driver is black
Even males are emigrating here it seems

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Ok. I see how it is. Fine. I didn't want to be a part of your stupid club anyway.

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I have a serious taste for black and half caste women.

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Should have stuck with the harp desu

I hereby declare you honorary nordic!

You are celto-balto-slavs tho
And culturally, you had less to do with Nordics than us
And geographically you're western-central Europe

>Black mold on the blinds and windowsill

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You can be nordic. I'm sure you have Danish rapebaby DNA in you somewhere.

Black taxi driver were better than Ukrainian ones
Nice

God aften.

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Sometimes it just gotta be that way.
>tfw found a Danish guy who looks like me
Got too much of that rapebaby DNA.

I get ingurland, but why is wales removed too from that map?

Balt: svenska våldtäktsbarn
Brit: danska vålstäktsbarn
Eire: norska våldtäktsbarn

Labas vakaras, mano draugas Norvegas :)

This. When ireland gets unified in like 10 or 15 some of us prod brits will be fine with it, but you're going to have to give the 40 IQ DUP-voting Orange Order types on the Shankill road a lot of gibs to prevent them from a full-scale chimpout, including a new flag. Even though it represents peace for everyone on this island you know what us norn irish are like with flags, every hun boomer sees it and immediately thinks of the IRA. Then again, I'm not sure if these people would be happy with any flag representing United Ireland

Hej norsk

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Danish vikings raped my village and i'm on the south west coast.

>Invited - /balt/
>No slavs allowed
huh?

Netherlands is Nordic

>svenska våldtäktsbarn
Actually, it eas mutual, balts raided you too

Cork and Dublin were founded by Norwegians, weren't they?

>says germany, celto-balts

We're not LARPing as vikings though

Dublin certainly. I know in sort of Brian Boru's time,Dublin was still being ruled by a Norwegian and there was a fair amount of trade running between us and Norway.

Northern Europe =/= Vikings
And we still have bigger claim than you for vikings due curonians

I am North now

>all men outside of slavic minorities and foreigners
>be me
>174
>no known foreign ancestry
wtf lads? All my folks come from northern and eastern lithuania

You got cucked all your life by Poles Russians and Germans. True vikings.

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Jewish mutt

Speaking of being cucked

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>Germans

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based

But all jews live in V*lnius. I live in Panevėžys and all of my folks come from peasant families

T. my eu slaves

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Ive never even herd of lithaunia.
Only balts to ever raid us was eesti and they paid with rhe complete destruction of their nation.
They killed our king and we raized the land until eesti was written out of history

That's why. Peasants are usually short

why are frogposters so obnoxious?

but peasants are the only real Lithuanians in Lithuania. Our nobility got POLONIZED

Google curonians
they even were in your mythos