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my dad was a virgin until he met my mum at 27

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Ah yes modern britain where teenagers murder police and the left defends the criminal because they were working class. Shocking state of affairs.

can you just skip to the part where you realise no one gives a shit about your crap gimmick so you pack it in and no one notices?

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Only just got this

Business plan, instead of paying money into a pension pay it into lottery tickets.

horrible bigot. poverty (ignore all the expensive clothes and government hand-outs) forced them to brutally murder him.

i'd eat that in a heartbeat

one of gods chosen

sholom ma nishma

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God I hate grifters

how poor do you have to be in to start murdering people because they live in a different postcode?

Make that peer lead day trading and you're probably onto something

emptying my bladder somwhere else than my pants

Woman of the year, every year

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Bit risk innit

Poorer than you'll ever be living in mummy's house probably. But I don't really know.

my dad is really socialable and funny so thats probably how he got my mam

You’re officially not white. I checked.

Here's a theory; owlposter is schizo and that explains why he's such a boring cunt

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check me now

Do they drug test you at work in the U.K. like over here?

havnt noticed coppers in my area for a while so that means im forced to stab people to death

You guys get it

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im poor, guess i should start raping.

Black

Only if drug use would be critically negative (policeman, pilot, driver)

straight white men are a disease

luv alba
luv cymru
luv eire
luv kernow
luv breizh
luv mannin

'ate saxons
'ate normans
'ate pakis

simple as

Whose got the best chocolate fudge cake and chocolate eclairs?

this planet would be so much better if it was governed by africans and muslims. europe needs to go.

based

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just read the communist manifesto

its very badly written imo. some interesting observations therein that are basically an extensive version of toilposting. the political angle of it is very shoddy (though the 'Confessions of a Communist') which are appended give a much clearer idea of these and the rationale behind them.

Found the descriptions of multiple 'socialist' movements that the communist basically say are insufficient mildly interesting.

overall a 4/10 read.

in some industries yes

Based owl poster

Where can i download Surprisingly Down to Earth, and Very Funny audiobook please lads

im not white im polish

yet you choose to live in a country run by straight white men.

no one reads the communist manifesto

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mirth x
LUFF owls though

hello?

i read a book a week. this was a considerably shorter book than usual.

i was born here bucko

Next holiday is to ram ranch
youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE

>yet you choose to live in a country run by straight white men.

I have a solution!

youtube.com/watch?v=3sa6WUcuOTY

is there a final solution to the white man problem?

and you can move to the liberal paradise of pakistan or uganda whenever you want sweetie.

you don't really get to choose what country you live in. its usually determined by citizenship or the mercy of other countries granting you visas (Which is not guaranteed).

I wanted to read a book a week this year. I'm on 1 and a half. Haven't got the motivation

>and you can move to the liberal paradise of pakistan or uganda whenever you want sweetie.
see

anyone else hate having?

you could easily get a job in shithole countries if you really want to

Why is she so perfect lads?

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dad just spent 4 hours bullying me because I pronounced Chopin like Chopping

so you’re telling me you’d prefer to live in pakistan or uganda ? not being paid western wages in some white foreign enclave but as a local?

they won't give me a visa because i burned some gammon

Literally me

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anyone seen moni lads? she's pretty based imo

i would love nothing more than to punch greta thunberg in her cunt face

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so angry I punched a wall now my hand hurts why is it always me

>At medical school, learning to be a doctor
>Realise I'm going to graduate to get a shit paying job, working terrible hours
>Realise McDonalds managers will be paid higher wage per hour than me
>Will have no social life, one of the highest rates of suicide and depression across all careers
>Will have to work for 8-10 years before getting a decent salary and potential to go private

I want to kill myself

is this based?

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only countries you’d want to live in anyway are run by white or asian men.

twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1142462197701984256

course they are sweety
cure yourself

just ate scran

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not necessarily.
no, but i can't just move to uganda or pakistan if i wanted anyway. i would need a visa which they may not be willing to grant.
i doubt they would want someone from engladn to come over there without a proper job waiting for them.

funniest thing is you’re probably a tranny who would be killed on site in any non-white country.

I farted.

read quite a few.
been endeavouring to make notes on what i read after i read but there are just a few things i should be doing but really can't be arsed.

hope to fix that in a month or so.

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real yank hours are upon us

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don't get why the clit exists. does it actually get stimulated from willy in vagina or as animals are we meant to do oral for some reason

If ur S/O is having a bad mental health day/week/whatev &u dont know how to help,just treat it as if they had the flu. Take care of them, get them their fav snacks, cook their fav dinner, put on their fav movie, make them eat vitamins & drink water. Shower them w love & patients.

Why do British women look like this? Honestly upsetting. We get a lot of Irish in the summer here and it's a sad sight

Brain parasite but the doctor can't find it, months at best

this but Teaching

read 20 bookie wookies this year

owlposter
do you have the pic of three owls on a guy's hand

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Is this bait

no

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i dont see many monkeys licking fannies do you

irish women are dogs

best self help book i ever read was probably 'deep work'.
book of pook was also good to read as a little awkward 19 year old.

thoughts on short back and sides?

Enjoy your massive fucking holidays while I'm on call over every Christmas, New Year, and birthday you cunt

>gammon

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you read russell brands book 20 times in a year? bit excessive

your mum does lol