Would you rather be Japanese or Israeli?

Would you rather be Japanese or Israeli?

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That's a shitty choice, but I'd say Japanese. At least I wouldn't be holocausting Palestinians while still butthurt about my "own" shoah.

Of course Israeli.I heard that life in Japan is hard.

Why would I want to be japanese? Imagine being a slant-eyed manlet with micropenis, sounds like a nightmare, no wonder japs are so depressed

impossibru

Japan is lost tribe of Israel

>At least I wouldn't be holocausting Palestinians
You say that like its a bad thing

>Japanese
>Weak
>fag
>Intelligent

Jew
>Super Intelligent
>Possibly Wealthy and Powerful
>Big nose

I'd go with Jew

But if you're a jew you have to remove your foreskin, and do a bunch of retarded jewish stuff. Is it worth it?

shit forgot to circumcision in all caps
>Retarded Jewish stuff
like what
I could be secular

Wear a funny hat and only eat kosher

>Wear a funny hat and only eat kosher
I wouldn't be orthodox, and if I was it would be completely worth it because of the epic parties those niggas be having
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Israeli. Just wanna rule the world.

israel a SHIT. i have family in beersheva and every time i visit there's a sandstorm and it's a million degrees outside. i would rather live anywhere on earth than the fucing desert

A jew, so then I could own the world and have a normal sized penis. I am already cut, so who cares.

small circumcised peepee kek

Japanese

I'm happy being white, thanks

>Argentina
>white
lmao

>Argentina
>white
lmao

Israeli

dead

>Argentina
>white
lmao

I know I know. Ain't I a stinker?

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dead

I hate jews but being one of them is better than being jap

The duality of man

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Your family lives in the 2nd shittiest place after th Gaza strip
Get on with the good Russians who live is ashkelon and bat yam

120+ IQ yet grammar is still shit