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janny shall descend upon you like the plague.

think i actually like this girl. i feel good when she's around. that or i'm less sad in general, either way it's good.

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youtu.be/-uEwcXUu-CU
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hatch

happy for you bud :)

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It’s me
Wondering why you’re not naked xD

thanks, maple.

>when you get paranoid that your zo might be lost in a catastrophic accident
Should I get a safety deposit box?

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you better act on it
i dont want to hear no pussy shit about "oneitus"

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Shut the fuck up

hatch who?

>shut the fuck up

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i love hearts not parts

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its a sign

Is it a good idea to travel to Toronto in December?

crickets and katydids have been extremely loud recently. it was a cacophony outside.

my plan of doing nothing while waiting for an act of god to inspire me to ask out this qt girl at work so far hasnt worked

you love FARTS not SHARTS? what did u say there, SONNY? SPEAK UP!!!

ik ik

Made one

Yeah you don’t seem to be too attached to certain parts of yourself.

what the fuck is a katydid and who under the age of 50 uses the word 'caophony'

bless you!

calm down grandpa

LOL

I’m at a wedding reception reading NES game manuals instead of dancing.

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they're similar to crickets, and me

Katy did WHAT??!?

Is he still a fly guy clappin if nobody aint hear it?

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kingdom /cum/

my friend gave me a juul but i don't have the charger

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poo poo pee

why yes, I am the king of the /cum/dom, how did you know?

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thy will be done

Why that one bih be smilin

>I juul

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cicadas here. i never see them, i guess they're up in the trees. they're loud as fuck and the noise they make is sort of unsettling

we have cicadas too, but they're usually up in the day.

u can buy one separately for very cheap, like less than ten bux i think

when i was younger i always thought the sound of cicadas was just someone in my neighborhood using a circular saw to cut something

I HATE cicadas

just got called a boomer and a zoomer. damn...

based retard

Yo solo quiero figurar

every time my siblings visit they somehow feel the need to search everything in my room. it's literally someone searching a prison cell what the fuck is wrong with these niggers?

i literally and unironically hear cicadas in january and february i can't tell it's a mental problem or if they survived through the winter

Are you rich enough not to be affected by the current crisis?

If you like piña cicadas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

cuando yo era un nino pequeno tuve una gata pero se escapo

I've stayed in some places with cicadas I think, the noises they made at night really soothed me when trying to sleep

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>i literally and unironically hear cicadas in january and february i can't tell it's a mental problem or if they survived through the winter
Based Schizo

I like listening to bugs too. people who find them annoying are subhuman

Bih I went to high school with (formerly cute) on Tinder looking BUSTED

i first started fapping when i was 17
im 18 currently

You've been fapping for a whole year straight? wtf you creepy pervert

are you autistic? developmental delay is common in autistic people

youtu.be/QbxinUJcLGg

LOL

>tinder in 2k19

Berserk edition

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oof

watched this in college with a bunch of nerds. the one cute girl who was queen of the nerds would always sit on my lap when we watched and made everyone else jealous.

had a huge boner when kiska got raped at the end lol

Im not rich but I wont starve or become homeless. Same life but a little bit more expensive.

You should have fucked at the rape scene. Also you should actually read Berserk the 97 anime doesn't cover much and isn't very true to the source. Worst of all it doesn't have Puck

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A mi me pasó algo parecido, sólo que yo era adolescente y fue mi gato el que escapó.

looking at old youtube
this song is about me

youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

what do they call smear the queer these days?

>It was just a prank

youtu.be/sdQ11fTRpCg

Maybe they just don't play smear the queer anymore

She totally would have, could tell she was horny as shit about it, but autismblocked myself.

I don't remember much of the anime at all, heard it wasn't done that well comparatively

youtube.com/watch?v=qammSSEwhiE

Actually the anime was done very well but just adapted it differently and only really covered one arc

had a piece of chocolate cake, a mug of milk, and some cheddar cheese

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When I first started coming on Jow Forums in 2006 there was a forced meme where people would post
>AYA
over and over again
It was because the first season of Haruhi Suzumiya had just aired, and people were still hype.
youtube.com/watch?v=xw2_s2LlUJo

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if i ever have my own place i would never invite my siblings over. they have serious entitlement issues

youtube.com/watch?v=k3J8FYKZ52w

No one cares

sneed

i would never invite any of my family

The health insurance companies have brainwashed America into thinking the system works.

ive tried watching limmy's twitch
i think i understand spanish speakers better than i do scottish

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just got done volunteering
gonna go to sleep soon

you cared enough to reply!

*tips cap*

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Lynch the nigger

cringe pic

when i had my own place my half brother would show up with a bunch of family and ask to stay while visiting

You seethe therefore you care

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gooks really are soulless

she only want me for my pimp juice!

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