HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM A 24 YEAR OLD KISSLESS VIRGIN I WILL NEVER EXPLORE MY SEXUALITY IN AN ADVENTEROUS MANNER AS A...

Ah yes, put my dick in a dirty used up whore. Why haven't I thought of that before?

get a prostitute if thats what is really stopping you from being happy
but i get the feeling that the problem is deeper than that and you have convinced yourself you are unhappy because you are a virgin in order to give yourself some sort of "end goal" to reach happiness (having sex)

You need to stop thinking about women taking dicks and just go out and get one.
Yes you missed the ride, most of the girls your age are going to have some sexual experience(I don't think this is necessarily a dealbreaker). You can either stay a virgin or stop complaining.

listening to neutral milk hotel really makes these feels worse for me

You know how bad things are

Why do femanons always appear in these sort of threads?

High class escorts are cheaper and 100x better than some random slut off the street
Virginity is a meme unless you want to have kids

Because they have a pure heart and want to help incels... the incels thank them by calling them roastie whore, slut and other mean things...

Not a foid
I am an ex incel but I ascended from darkness

what did did you ascend?

Having no friends
Being a kissless virgin
Never feeling the affection of a foid

oops, I meant what age did you acsend?

Around the time of my 19th birthday

Imagine having a Belgian bf... just as sweet as Belgian chocolate...

Imagine having a gf

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Just have sex incel

i just meant european. escorts aren't "legal" in US/CAN

>virgins will go to hell due to lust and obsession but without ever having experienced sex
this makes me lole

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do you think the average girl on the street is "clean"?

Because you are handsome.

>never have sex
>burn eternally for wanting it

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Join a club

>overhear roastie coworkers talking about me at work
>"user is cute"
>"yeah but he's really weird though"
>"true he's really fucking weird"

Is this good or bad? I'm a 26 year old virgin

play the strong retard card and get her into bed to dominate her

Are you that neet? Getting a job is a good first step

wait, really?
what about prostitution in general?

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That's the problem OP is trying to highlight.

Here it is illegal to buy a prostitute or escort's services, but it's completely legal to sell them. The customer gets fined.

> it is illegal to buy a prostitute or escort's services, but it's completely legal to sell them
????

It's a feminist law or some shit to protect female sex workers.

Belgian boys are strange, exotic even... Come to Canada and you will be drowning in pussy...

This. OP is basing his entire sense of self worth on his virginity and the sex that others have had and are having. Very toxic mindset to have

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that makes literally zero sense

It makes sense to the feminists who implemented this law.

but the sex workers need their clients to keep their job
if you punish the clients, you automatically punish the workers

The prostitutes obviously don't report it, usually. But it's still a law that customers can get punished for.

No idea about canadian autism but here in the USA only Nevada has legal brothels. Otherwise buyers and pimps are mainly targeted, but the whores themselves too. The whole point is to end prostitution because of christian beliefs of morality

Also in the US it varies state to state, like in Louisiana I believe whores are required to register as sex offenders. Anyways the point of punishing the buyers and the pimps should be obvious, because there are varying degrees of wrongness here. Pimps should be punished worst because they are like the victimizers here, preying on desperate women for their own gain. Buyers punished a bit less for just being horny dogs and giving into their desire. Prostitutes least because they are often like victims in these situations, as lots of terrible life decisions or force brought them to this fate. Prostitutes are more easily sympathized because it's mostly just the lowest, worst off, or abused that become prostitutes.
At least all this is the perspective of the law I am assuming.

Same here OP, I'm trying now, but fuck me did I miss the boat.

>tfw ugly
>tfw will never never never have a relationship with another woman because of my uglyness

>tfw 25 been holding hands and kissed but never actual benis into actual vagina

kys

Go to shietnam and be the rich whitey and fuck locals

You were never an incel, just a late bloomer.

If you are still virgin at 18 is time for an escort. Waiting more will just make you mentally ill

Are you guys too good to fuck an ugly drunk fat chick? That's what everybody does in my cunt

just find a lonely middle age slut at a bus stop and take her home with you, if I can do it you can too.

>being westerner
>having problems with sex
Wtf wrong with u, faggot? Just start travelling in eastern Europe, retard, women here are addicted from western males

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>fuck an ugly drunk fat chick

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but I don't want to get AIDS

Getting aids better than being virgin, lol

Also it's kinda stereotype about the level of spreading this illness here, we just have a better detection of aids

>tfw i'm 30 next year

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