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what time does it collapse

BOOOOOOOM DEMOLISHED

my brain and my body are inseparably connected
a computer and a robot can exist and even function entirely separate from each other assuming the robot has been programmed in advance

keep coping

Lol

>People can make sandwiches, computers can too.
if my sandwich doesn't have the aftertaste of the unwashed hands of the illegal immigrant who made it after he took a piss i don't want any part of it

Computers can't make fuck
Computers can't make art
Computers can't poo

not an argument. looks like you lost

It's the American way

IA IA SHOPPER BEAR FHTAGN

read my response to thaiguy
robots and computers are two separate things that are capable of working together, not "the same thing"

Simon Cowell is beyond grim.

>JUST LAY EGGS IN A TINY CAGE FOR 6 MONTHS THEN GET TURNED INTO MCNUGGETS BRO

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read my post, fag. a robot is a computer

>there are literal bastards among us

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what do you lads think we should do about the illegal immigrants in our countries?

you're simply wrong

What the fuck happened with him? Did he just bleach his teeth and how he can’t close his mouth?

Think its actually horrific how to treat animals in the world generally, need equal rights for them asap

they're the jews of the 21st century getting holocausted and nobody cares

He answered the call.

not an argument. a robot is a computer

Don’t insult animals by comparing them to jews

This a brown girl general?

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i've explained it to you and provided quotes
i'll take this feeble post as proof of my victory

any of you lads like bloc party?

snap

>Tfw shooting inside a brown womans slot

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>an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
a robot does this and therefore is a computer. your technical knowledge akin to that of a 9 year old's. you have no response to this. sad!

wtf is she cooking

I've been watching the same porn for at least 8 years and I'm starting to think it has conditioned me to be a certain way

did someone say something? i've got my loser filtering headphones on

n-word meat

>you have no response to this
looks like I was right once again!

same, it's the jews fault that i come buckets to a tranny getting fucked in the ass by a man

What sort de lad

just sent my macbook to the kitchen to whip up a ploughman's

Well the porn wouldn't exist without Jews so yes you are right arugably. Or you would have had a much harder time finding it when you did
Prefer not to say

>oh wait, did you think all computers are personal computers?
I just can't stop being right, damn

>Prefer not to say
i.e. gay

A man takes a tour of an automated sandwich factory. Everyone in the tour group were having a lovely time until suddenly, the man spots a computer terminal. He points at it and shrieks "This computer is NOT making sandwiches, look at this google definition of the word "can" and you'll see how wrong you are."

Hello lads. Lachie here.

A hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbor. "Howdy neighbor," he says. "In honor of you movin' into the holler, I'm gonna be throwin a party! There's gonna be a whole lotta dancing, a lotta drinking and a whole lotta screwing!" "Sounds great," says the neighbor, "can I bring anything?" "You can bring anything you want," says the hillbilly, "it's just gon' be you and me!"

The room mates have awoken, one of them is even showering. That means its time for me to go to sleep.

What the FUCK is a Proud Boy.

Nurses are all freaks, Lachie was on the money about that one

Lads, i can hear the kid next door yelling as he's playing Fortnite.

norm macdonald isn't funny

why must it loom?

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switching over from day toil to night toil

Nurses are the best of our society. They go through enough hardship to be permitted a few cheeky knob jokes at the expense of patients.

How many years more do you think you have of living lads?

feeling extremely hungry but as soon as i eat i feel full and nauseous, reckon its time to see feelbetterberg

60
mental thinking about it

just shagged a fit nurse

sucking a nigger

Nope, no gay or tranny shit
but still

Guess I should get up and gym then get to London for this wedding..... really I wanna stay in bed and finger myself all day. The latter sounds so much more fun!

Post pics

>A waiter near Paris has been shot dead by a customer who was reportedly angry because his sandwich was not prepared quickly enough.

Frogs. not even once

sounds reasonable enough

Understandable. If I had access to firearms there would be a lot of similar incidents.

Hurry up with my sandwich wagie

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why are the rest of the world such pussies about guns usually

Conditioned by the powers that be to fear them.

We should legalise guns in my opinion

I should be allowed to walk about carrying a sword or a shotgun if I want

i live in a small village on the east coast and farmers are always walking around with shotguns over their shoulder

if everyone had a gun then the world would be a much better place
people would be so nice to each other bc they know they're a quickdraw away from death

Yeah, mental how gun violence is almost exclusive to the cities.
Really makes one think

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worried I might be better at everything than everyone

Thats a good worry to have

bet you’re not better than me at wanking

might suck a black tranny to own the libs

females need dealt with

Have to go wash my head after eating breakfast

That's a very real concern

seasidemark, timothy james byrne, moni, 190, lachlan, skitzo and janny walk into a pub together

what happened with the porn ban then?

cars are fuckin sick

Going gym lads, anyone want anything?

a gastric bypass

This but in 2 hours

2 fertile gfs please boss

coming into effect tomorrow

say goodbye to ur porn

Lads, my mother has started questioning me about these two women in there 30's that I've been hanging out with lately.

Have you made your move yet lid?

mad how i used to watch porn at least once a day but just grew bored of it, havent watched a porno in at least 10 months and genuinely find it easy enough to get off on memories of past shags or nudes that snapchat slags send me. then again i only wank about twice a week

Oh no not Didcot B! Hopefully Abathaw is still ok