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just got divorced from my head

i knew brit wasn't filled with the best looking chaps but i didn't expect a flat foot epidemic

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The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe, and they want to know all this. Some are good, some are bad, some are a mix. But the good ones don’t ever want to organize; the bad ones tend to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together, until things are really late in the game. Then they come together and evil’s always defeated, because good is so much stronger.
We’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics show and Max Planck’s physics’ show that there are at least 12 dimensions. And now that’s what all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out saying, ‘it’s a false hologram—it is artificial.’ The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it’s artificially projected, and gravity’s bleeding-in to this universe. That’s what they call ‘dark matter’.
So we’re like a thought or a dream that’s a wisp in some computer program in some god’s mind, whatever, they’re proving it all; it’s all coming out.
There’s this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension that just turned over the most horrible things—it’s what it resonates to. And it’s trying to get up into the 3rd dimension—that’s just a basic level consciousness—to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up at the 5th/6th dimension, consciousining (sic) our best people.
But there’s this big war trying to basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will. And there’s a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evil’s allowed to come and contend, and not just good.
The elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology, to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization

hate every single strain of normie, normoid and normazoid I come across

except me of course, i don't have any health defects unless you count the mental ones that everyone has nowadays

Remember some lads nickname in school was gimp shoe because he had those crip shoes where one has a massive wedge underneath like a doorstopper

sucking a normaloid

first it was the gays and the darkies and now flatfoots are the new normal
it's political correctness gone mad

toilberg has got me into smoking, not sure how i feel about it

not a single allergy? impressive ngl

The gf just sent me this

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smoking is based

my nose gets a bit irritated by certain aerosol sprays but that's about it

allergies are excuses for being soft poofters
grow up

I'm a transPOOmanist

anti-whites should be brutally tortured to death

I can't quit smoking. I've tried everything. I'm hoping those smoking is good for you memes aren't just larps

*ushers you onto the conveyor belt*

>everyone has flat foot or phimosis
refuse to believe it

yeah but have you seen this clip of a gorilla?
that thing could tear you apart
Jamie pull that up

aye but it clogs your arteries n makes breathing harder

sucking a dashing young black man
making his toes curl

no one cares leftypol

I am allergic to balsamic vinegar and am addicted to smoking, sometimes get hayfever but haven't for years
That's about it

you are anti-white

thought I had phimosos but it turns out I just had an ugly willer

got a collapsed lung, a funny foot, and a UTI

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explain why you think that

No it's not you doofus

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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genuinely have both
I got circumcised as a child because of it

I could believe the phimosis thing. Xenoestrogens could be fucking people up.

mental how normies unironically think hitler was evil

Hello everyone. My name is Anne. Anne Igger.

wacky paddy

>No it's not you doofus

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you thick as fuck lad haha

Actually remember posting about balsamic vinegar when I first discovered I was allergic to it. My throat closed up and I couldn't breathe properly for 2-3 days, was throwing up every 6 hours. Turns out I could have died lol had to manually breathe for 2 days or so

explain yourself immediately

he was a victim of circumstance

Please miss, may I suck you

Sadolf Shitler as I call him

he had a conversation the other day about who could win, a grizzly bear or a silverback gorilla

OOOOOH MASSA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT

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you don't care about white ppl

almost darwin awarded

yes i do, except the liberals who should be castrated and set on fire.

Not really. I mean, what are the odds people with phimosis have mothers who were on the pill for a long time, or at a young age?
The alternative is it's something passively harming people in developmental stages.

But what specifically were you allergic to in it? Can you drink normal vinegar? Maybe you should drink a bottle of vinegar to prove you are allergic only to balsamic.

yeah hes fine now but he couldnt breathe properly for 2-3 days x

this but also those normies who think he was a good guy/had some good ideas

imagine being allergic to balsamic vinegar
ahahaha what are you like

would, 100%

balsamic vinegar is my favourite in salads tbf

tugging a cat

Lol I was just looking at that as well in the archive

My post:
>I'm sat dripping with sweat and I mean it's dripping off my forehead
>Can barely fucking breathe, throat feels swollen Cant talk Cant smoke Cant drink Cant eat
>ALL BECAUSE I ate a fucking salad with balsamic vinegar dressing in.
>Never eating a fucking salad again. Vinegar? IT smells like fucking poison anyway
>I'm thinking about going back to where I bought it and battering someone

I really was fucked up though it was beyond a joke

anti-allergy, particularly peanut, precautions implemented by doctors actually increased allergies

*flashes a powerful torch in your eyes repeatedly*

lmao almost no one has phimosis stop taking a meme seriously

I think it's the concentrated-ness of it. I eat normal vinegar fine but something about the curing process or aging process for it i don't know

just burped lads

should just let kids be kids simple as
none of this coddling shite they need to be out in subzero temperatures rolling around in the mud playing cowboys and indians

you don't care about white ppl's happiness
what you care about is your idea of whiteness
its all a fantasy you have

ah yes
phimosis

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you lads heard the new enter shikari

white people?
more like wide people, fat bastards

never fails to make me rofl that image

wrong

do your phimo stretches
it really is not that hard at all

love looking at it
would love to meet someone with phimo one day

lidl say I can come back in once I knock off my ridiculous Mr. Miyagi larp

don't have phimosis but my glans is proportionately quite big compared to my shaft so my foreskin has a bit of a rough go of it when it comes to peeling back

gf ask me not to wank for 2 weeks silly mare

Post a picture of it already so we can judge

ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDIL

me too brother
*hangs out a fist bump for you to spud*

For what reason

for me, it's frenulum breve

I cured my phimosis with those silicon rings, still can't pull back because my frenulum is tight haha xx

mine is a wee bit tight. it only pulls back smoothly when it's in a fanny or lubed (with precum). snapped the ol banjo doing the sex before

I have phimosis but my willy is so small it doesn't really make a difference

*jams a pair of massive craft scissors down there and starts shearing away*

rate the brekki, eggs in puds

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test

does listening to grime make me a chav

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST COVER ME IN MILKSHAKE! NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

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any man in a monogamous relationship is a mental eunuch

currently applying for waiter jobs at sandwich shops in paris

the right can't meme

Based and fuckpilled

Ah yes northerners

snapping my banjo would probably fix it, that's the horrific part, will inevitably happen if I ever do get to lose my virge by some miracle though

I'm genuinely volcel, turned down many girls in school and have just retreated from the dating world since, not chad by any means, but go gym, decent looking skin, eyes and teeth etc

First time some brit flag posts something that looks tasty /10

why did you post a picture of a leftist? at least make a new picture sheesh.

are rappers and rap music 'woke'?

no if anything it makes you a /mu/ loser or an elon musk

*keeps chopping away like mad reducing your willy and testes to an extremely gory soup*

RORKE CAN'T MEME

less woke rap is the better it is