[cum] - Cånada USÅ Mexicö

Fucked up the greentext, but you get my point.

you can be a fat 5'4 ugly white man and still be able to easily get a non white gf

Americans like to act as if we wouldn't manage without them, but the truth is we were doing just fine before they became a #1 power less than a fucking century ago. Then they came, gave us few fancy inventions but polluted everything with their cultural waste beyond repair.
>b-but we invented teh computer blah blah
I don't give a fuck!

You could kill yourself. Someone made as useless as you by America should just die.

You wouldn't be able to say that without the computer, which we invented :^)

Finnish and Swedish culture are more similar than you might think

I've tried melatonin before but I never noticed an effect, idk why
could give it another shot

thanks bud

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You do listen to American music
You do watch American movies
You do use American computers

America dictates your life
It wrote the laws of your very country
You are a fully colonized subject

>You do listen to American music
>You do watch American movies
I don't, you daft mutt.

I read somewhere that the melatonin pills sold in stores have way too high doses which is unnecessary and makes it hard to wake up
You want 300-500 micrograms instead of the 3-5 milligrams
But IDK

Going on a date to the grocery store with a qt black girl today, anons

Just spent 15 minutes configuring my CS:GO crosshair

The melatonin never makes me tired enough to sleep; I feel sleepy, but I can't knock out. I'd rather just be alert if I'm gonna be awake either way desu

Yes you do

No I don't, actually. And where did you get the idea that the computer is an American invention? Because if you take a moment to check whether the bullshit you're spouting is correct, you'll see that many of the big names -- like Turing, Babbage, von Neumann (though he did work in America, to be fair), are not even American. Americans did make significant contributions, but it's not an American invention.

Melatonin's attributes are actually mostly caused by the placebo effect, since it can't cross the blood-brain barrier effectively.

>uuuh but de gombuder is German!!! Remember zuse!! And I only listen to traditional German folk music and watch Wagner plays

Cringe
Stay colonized

You're both right and wrong.
The fundamental ideas that enable a computer to work were established outside the US. However, modern computers that utilize semiconductors made out of silicon dies, are (more or less) American in origin.

Integrated circuits (and many other important electronics breakthroughs) were purely American. There was no Silicon Valley in Europe.

What part of
>Americans did make significant contributions, but it's not an American invention.
do you not understand, mutt?
Germany has plenty of culture that isn't traditional folk and muh Wagner, but I wouldn't expect a mutt sex tourist to know. Whatever, go chase Asian trannies and consume your lowest common denominator cultural detritus.

I'm pretty sure the Taiwan flag is originally from Germany lole

Alright, enough internet for today.

I want Californian cock

go to mexicali

Name that culture LOL

Such a bad case of Nazism they have to continue to ban the imagery 80 years later

Cum more like DEAD lol

Gonna toast two slices of homemade whole wheat bread now and eat one slice with Münster cheese and the other with butter and anchovies
Cya losers

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‘‘Tis dead as a reaper

the only races I find genuinely unattractive are:
white girls
black girls
everything in between is ok

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lmao holy shid I was looking for images of otters and came across this

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you find any otter pics?

yesh

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zozozozozozo

Wonder if anyone from high school has died recently...
last dude (that I know of) was 5+ years ago (drove drunk into a drainage ditch no seatbelt).
I read the obits but not regularly enough to catch everything + suicides sometimes don't show in obits.

When I was in high school there were two students that committed suicide. At least two others attempted it.

Based and redpilled

Had some loser try to khs by jumping off a bridge and then the ambulance that comes pick him up has the father of another classmate as a medic and he's like "h-hey is that y-you mr f-father?" as he's lying crippled in the middle of the road
spent the next couple of months in a wheelchair like a retard with half his teeth missing LOL

Some other loser met up with some dude online and they gassed themselves in a hotel room kek

'cide is for big losers

Just had a VERY vivid and confrontational dream about my deceased girlfriend. Unironically feels like a life changing event, as though I interacted with the afterlife in person.

RIP in peace to your EX

that's not really funny
My sister fell off a mountain once and had a few broken bones + needed dental implants

only one suicide at my school not in my grade.

If someone wants to die I think it is OK. I wouldn't do it but some people should be able to die if they want to

you don't just "fall off" a mountain
your dumb ass has to get into a position to fall first of all, which is something you do of your own free will

Not my ex, we never broke up. I think the afterlife may be real now.

bottom is ford (?)
whose on top?

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When did she croak?

She's an experienced climber. It was an accident AFAIK. Those happen even with skilled people.

Charles Lindbergh maybe?

Liam Neeson

yes

Post Tzuyu you Taiwanboo.

About two and a half years ago

that's me

very cool

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That's the problem with being "experienced".
The higher u go the harder u fall, as they say.

That is too bad. I'm sorry.

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my condolences.

Thanks friends

succ purpp

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fuck she is beautiful

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You are white Americans. Why don't you just get Asian girlfriends?

My excuse is that there aren't many Asians here.

Good Morning everyone with a /cum/ flag

i have an asian girlfriend and she is 100% hot and has a very wet pussy

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Oh my God, that is great news. I wish I had an Asian girlfriend. Not particularly attractive but they sound nice.

Stop this bullshit, asians are gross.

been pulling some huge chunks of earwax from my one ear and they SMELL
can't get enough of that smell, smells real funky, but i love it cause it's mine

you should shower at least once a day

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Me personally? Not particularly attracted to Asian women. Not really attracted to any women. Not gay just think most women are boring to look at.

sometimes i will pull big gobs of wet wax outta my ears
drives the gf absolutely bonkers because asians have dry earwax
she thinks its really gross
sometime I will wipe it on her, maybe acrost her nose while shes asleep
will be a blast

morning

My grandmother literally never showers but she has no smell at all
how do I achieve this mode?

Sure, but they are easy and is all that matters

yeah the ones i been pullin have been really wet and red

Yeah I know what you mean.

Some really weird shit is that my left ear produces dark red wax while ol' rightie makes wax that is almost yellow

Its been like this for years now

i have no wax

shower daily
me either. Cause I shower daily

mine too, same sides
a few days ago my left finally got unblocked so i can actually hear out of it again, it had been building up for a few months to the point i was getting deaf in it.

>rubbing soap inside your ears when you take a shower
is this nigger serious??

the adage says to wash BEHIND your ears, not INSIDE them...
jesus H christ

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I clean my ears regularly so I don't really know how much wax I really produce
Should probably floss more

no, you shower then qtip the gross shit out afterwards.

How do you even bathe?

And dab more

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i've never had to use a qt-tip to clean my ears, i get nothing in there at all. my wax is very very thin, you couldn't scrape it off with a nail or get it out with a qt-tip.

q-tip* aaaa this fucking website has ruined my brain

I'll dab on your grave

1. rub body with soap
2. rub face with face soap
3. rub head with head soap
4. wash off

using qtips to clean your ears is bad for your ears

I think a qtip council should be formed to discuss any and all ear cleaning activities.

The wellspring of information should help /cum/ members with general hygiene issues.

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love it when the zo sets in

is that the toilet witch? ah fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=I7lnBLLn7wA

you don't have to jam them in your ears. They should be used in the ear canal entrance, not puncturing the fucking ear drum.

what kind of a soiboi are you?
You think wubbing my ear canal entrance with a baby soft qtip is going to remove my massive amounts of High T induced earwax production?
Fat chance, sorry soiboi