Confess

Confess.

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No

I'll start:

There were multiple occasions that I could have gotten laid with some pretty decent looking girls and didn't do it because autism.

There was this one time in high school where my ex-gf told a girl (some friend of hers that we went to school together) that I lasted for like 40 minutes or so and she was basically begging me to fuck her. She even showed me pictures of her in her underwear in person in her front porch after school. Her parents weren't home. Instead of going up with her, I went home and ate lunch.

At least the lunch was good.

enjoying getting nuked by your own government, misha?

Wtf malaka, are you gay?

I also have an even more embarrassing one

I was socially retarded. Now, I am less socially retarded.

Yes, I enjoy

you got a shot of krokodil for free as compensation?

anyone interested in another autistic story

Dear lord Jesus forgive my sin for I have glanced at tight female legs with lustful eyes today. Forgive me that I can’t stop myself from the sinful deed and I’m not righteous and brave enough to gouge my eyes out. Amen

bump

ive looked at weird porn for so long im no longer attracted to real human women
maybe its best this way

I spent $2800 on a high-end sex machine to fuck myself with.

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I´m a 36 year old virgin. I don´t do anything that would lead to me having sex so I`m looking forward to being a real 40 year old virgin in a few years.

>high-end sex machine
pls go on

this shit for 2800$? sounds overpriced

also obligatory pls gib moni

>a fucking pegging mechine
The absloute state

doesnt seem worth 2800 i was expecting more

Very good, thots don't deserve satisfaction.

It's probably pretty overpriced, yeah, but I don't think there's anything equivalent out there. What's special about it is that it's programmatically controlled, and although the software is proprietary, I've successfully reverse engineered it.

Is this a torture device?
Does it crush your balls or something?

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Crocodile?

I honestly fucking hate that one Brazil poster who reacts to everything with pictures of moe anime girls, he's needlessly racist and he always derails discussion. Wish he'd be banned

What, no. It just didn't have an attachment on when I took the pic. You attach dildos to it and it does the work for you.

Reverse engineered huh
Unlimited power...

What are some plans you've thought of for it?
Also, if I wrote some code to fuck your ass real nice, would it be gay?

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Are you gay? Or do you just have a tickle in your but

I'm terrible at everything I do, I spend all my days inside, I'm balding and getting fat, my life is in horrible state right now, sometimes I wonder if this isn't some bad dream because so many things go wrong

Seething

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The most important thing for me was to just be able to make it usable without the proprietary software because it's complete ass and limited to Windows. Now that that's out of the way, I think I'm going to work on an Android app. I've also been playing around with the idea of integrating it with some VR game.

As for the last part, I'm gonna go with yes, that'd be pretty gay.

Yes, I'm a faggot.

Me big gay

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fucker hides behind proxies too

I'm not him
Also there doesn't exist any Greenlandic proxies

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I sneak into my cousin's bathroom and sniff her pantsu whenever I visit her house.

lol why tho, you do cams or something like that?

I started larping as a gay on Jow Forums for (you)s. To the point where I downloaded Grindr to post screenshots and get even more (you)s. Every time someone on Grindr replied to me I’d usually try to let them off easy, but one guy seemed like a nice dude and seemed like he could have been my friend. He was good looking too. Finally stop LARPing as a gay thanks to a 1 month ban but still have the app installed. Eventually let some dude fuck me and he literally took my virginity. I feel disgusted and confused, since I trusted him enough to fuck me without a condom. I really like this guy and I really like girls and I just feel depressed all the time with these feelings

Doubtful. There are only 60,000 people in Greenland. Do you have any proof you're Greenlandic?

Bruh

I've ruined my life and doomed myself with bad decisions and I can't do anything more about it I haven't already done.

here's another one

>multi-day trip with school when I was at high school
>one classmate (female) has been acting cute-ish to me last couple of days prior to the trip
>take a walk around the hotel just to pass some time before it's time to go downstairs for dinner
>happen to pass by her room
>it's her with her friend and they're about to put change clothes because after dinner we'll be going out to a club
>she tells me to come in
>her friend is dressed and heads downstairs, leaving us alone in the room
>she tells me to "look the other way" while she takes off her pj and puts on her bra and clothes
>the actual retard that I am does just that instead of making a move

i've got 2 more for anyone who's interested

I fucked a 17yo on a trip recently (im 24) and it was onr of the best fucks ive ever had.

was it rape

Im not some incel bro, i got charm. Got her easy, fucked her brains out in the middle of the night on the beach and then once again inside the sauna of the hotel.

Yes
Look at my flag

based colombian

How long are you?

No, no camming. It's just that having the machine do the work is a different experience from doing it manually and I like it. The reverse engineering stuff I mentioned earlier is also a big part of why I went for this one and not a cheaper and simpler one. It's part of the fun and it also opens up possibilities that wouldn't be possible with other machines.

Im average, dont obsess over the size of your cock. Its all about rythm and timing of the intensity. Unless your cock its under 13cm, that would be fucked.

Quick trick to last longer: if youre afraid to cum too fast drink 1 shot of rum. Own that pussy, if you came too quick just say that you need to get your breath back, that you loved it and you will fuck her again. Keep her warm fingering her, pkaying with her tits.

I have nothing to confess, I'm pure

ok ahmed

how about that mass shooting?

I often mean it when I tell people online to kill themselves

Don't lose hope my friend and visit a bar

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lol

Surprisingly I´m not the incel kind of overaged virgin. I don´t really blame anybody. I´m just lazy and socially inept and I know its my fault for not working on it.

I honestly have no idea why I just passivly let the years go by.

There's a nice looking girl begging me to fuck her but when it comes down to it my autism/anxiety kicks in and I can't pop a boner. What the fuck do I do Jow Forums?

give me her number

i dont like anime

I dont actually dislike and judge people and albanians who post here based on their flag, i just like to shitpost. IRL im nice to strangers

I have a crush on a heathen
Lord forgive me

Ask the lord to fill your cock with holy power and use it to convert her. If said lord don´t accept sex before marriage, just shoot the power at her from it like a laser beam.

based

>the browser I use for general internet browsing is set to not save my history
>the one I use to watch porn does

Romans 3:23
You must have something, anything, to confess.

Of course there's the regular lusting, but there was also this time that I told a guy it's a shame he didn't die

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