Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
2 men from India get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:
"Emma cums first.:$ Den I cum;) . Den two asses cum together:s . I cum once-a-more #:-s! 2 asses, they cum 2gether againX_X . I cum again and pee twice;;).
Then I cum one last timeB-) ."
The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul-mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."
"Hey, cool down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a just tellin' my friend how to spell Mississippi”
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question's wrong. UK: Not found on Internet.
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using your brain.
britisher: do u fuck white woman? indian: no britisher: than a dog is better than you because it fucks white woman india: do u fuck white woman? britisher: yes!! indian: than what is difference between you and dog?
Kevin Scott
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Liam Martin
brilliant modern day adaptation of the original classic!
>man calls for a taxi >taxi arrives >indian driver pulls up >the man can already hear loud, shitty bollywood music playing from inside the car >as the man opens the door, it's deafeningly loud >he gets in and sits down >as the driver looks over at the man, he sees that the man is pulling two small, thimble-sized rubber plugs out of his pocket >the driver says, "ah my friend, i see you came prepared." >the man says, "yep," and sticks them up his nose
